so, I'm ordering some office supplies at work...

[oldlady]

and looking through the catalog, I come across the weirdest thing-- you know those little plastic clocks with a movable dial that says "be back at.."? Well, they carry a Homeland Security Threat Level meter made just like that-- with a litle movable hand to point to the right color--- wtf?
LOL

[NMDemDist2]

1. good grief, n/t

[Paradise]

2. you're joking, right? :) n/t

[oldlady]

3. no joke - page 923

Corporate Express Catalog:
"Threat Condition Sign:
Lets staff see at a glance what the alert status is as declared by the United States Department of Homeland Security.
Ideal for satety awareness/emergency preparedness
Molded high-impact plastic with adjustable indicator arrow.
Pre-drilled hole for mounting."

I like the high-impact plastic ...haha

[Mad_Dem_X]

5. It's true - I have it here in front of me

LMFAO! :wtf:

[pinniped]

4. I need one to display on my dashboard.

n/t

[BiggJawn]

6. "Also useful as a 'Boss Mood' indicator!"

See what kind of mood "Mr. Grumpy" is in at a glance..."Uh-oh...Hope he doesn't ask me about ducking out yesterday afternoon..."