Caption this Cowardly Cowboy

[Stephanie]

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[Xipe Totec]

1. Why Are Those Cows Playing Leapfrog? N/T

[VOX]

2. Cheney: "Just remember who's pulling your strings, you wooden dipshit."

So sayeth the Puppetmaster.

[vetwife]

5. Behind every successful evildoer is a great Evildoer !

[Kikosexy2]

3. Yeah,...

I'm a badass vato loco pinche vaquero with my homie who will tell you to go f*#k yourself y que?? You wanna f*#k with this vato then watch out or I'll ride your booty like a horse y que? Come on P*to bring it on!!... all this machoness and tough talk for what...for the pinche cowboy cabron to go riding off on his horse to hide in his homie's bunker! Que girlie men!

[WLKjr]

4. Time for a REBOOT

Cheney- "well dubya, you have been having a lot of system errors latley and having trouble processing sentences and commands, I have to shut you down for a moment and reboot you."

[callous taoboy]

6. He likes it when I move my thumb just so....

[charlie105]

21. LOL! And I like to smell my thumb afterwards!

[Jane Austin]

7. I'm practicin' my quickdraw.

Just wish they'd gimme a holster and some guns.

[Kazak]

8. I'm the roughest-toughest-rootin'est-tootin'est, er, puppet in the west.

:shrug:

[stlchic]

9. Memories...

Ahhh, I remember when he couldn't even SAY "sovereign" when I first saw him in the monkey house...

[Ripley]

10. I think I see evil doers at the gate!

Aw crap, it's only Max Cleland and that other wimp. Dang, I crapped my pants anyway!

[Stephanie]

26. Quick! Call security! That man's still got one good arm!

And he's carrying.... some paper! Yikes!

[oasis]

11. "The fascist gun in the west".

[HFishbine]

14. Nice. Good one! (eom)

[Generic Other]

12. Did he pass out in that shirt last night?

I swear I see vomitous stains on it!

[HFishbine]

13. "Dick Tickle" (eom)

[underseasurveyor]

15. Unka Dick, did you jus hear what that cow jus said to me?

DC thinks: boy wouldn't i love to kick this dumbass in his dumbass right now.

[Hubert Flottz]

16. "Junior, if you'll be good I'll buy you some Roy Rogers pistols....

to go with that stipid Roy Rogers belt!"

[yellowcanine]

17. "Dick if you don't get your hand off my ass right now I am going to kick

you in the nuts.

[GregW]

18. Twenty-nine gottles of geer on the wall, twenty-nine gottles of geer ...

[ElsewheresDaughter]

19. "Cyrano de Bergerac?....who's that dick?

[frylock]

20. why do dick and all the other fellas keep givin' me wedgies?

I mean it was sorta funny the first 20 times, but now it just hurts. And daddy don't want me callin' him no more to ask him to make 'em stop. He says I should stand up for myself, and just do the same right back. But that one time I tried to give Dick one of them 'tomic wedgies, well he turned 'round and walloped me upside the head sumthin' fierce. Then we had to make up a story real quick about how I choked on a pretzel and fell down. I didn't like that story at all. I wanted to tell people it happened when I was out bustin' broncs and whutnots.

[Andy_Stephenson]

22. Dick is that a penis in your pocket...

or is your banana just happy to see me?

er ummm

We won't get fooled again er um bring it on.

[Spirochete]

23. George, some terrorist put another "KICK ME" sign on your back.

[myomy]

24. All I got to say to John Kerry is ÒBring im onÓ.

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[RUSTY SHACKLEFORD]

25. Look. You ain't yer daddy, you little prick.

And the only reason you got this job is because of us. So shut up with the stupid-talk and make with the rhetoric. And the next time you refuse to stick to the script, I'm going to break my foot off in you spoiled little ass. Now get in the f*cking car and when we get back to the ranch, go straight to your room.

Spoiled little bastard. Can't take you anywhere. I'm calling your father when we get home. Worthless, good fer nuthin', ...