Overheard on the floor of the RNC

[NightTrain]

"How do you spell 'U.S.A?'"

"This guy from Air America just gave me a bag of M&Ms and asked me to alphabetize 'em. I told him, 'Do it yourself!' Some people got a lotta nerve, ya know?"

"Excuse me, can I order a beer? Oh, you're a delegate? Sorry, but you *are* black, so I just assumed...."

"I thought Bob Roberts would be here."

"Boy, Cheney's a healthy shade of blue tonight!"

"When does Nader speak?"

[SlavesandBulldozers]

1. Press: "Dick. . . are you better off now than you were 4 years ago?"

Dick: "I'm rolling in cheddah, Im rich beyitch!"

[specimenfred1984]

2. "When's He Announcing 'The Final Solution'?

"He's exploited a national tragedy, has torture camps in 2 countries, fueled hatred of an entire religion and has a huge propaganda machine, so what's he waiting for?"