Ad I'd like to see from Kerry

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NARRATOR: What does The President really think and believe as opposed to what he says? Thanks to speechwriters, teleprompters and a clueless media, we may never know. What's the answer?

KERRY: One word: debate. Yeah, you and me, birth control poster boy. No scripts, no planned questions. A forum of American citizens, each asking a question about whatever topic of concern is on their minds. Every Friday night, for good entertainment, so that the great citizens of this nation can watch me make you my bitch, laugh, tape, and then discuss at the water cooler on Monday, at least, for those that still have jobs. C'mon, fucker, it's schoolyard time now. Throw down, US Prez style. Bring your Shortbus Vets For Truth, too. I got a bone to pick with those assclowns, as well. What's that? I can't hear you. What? For real, Georgie, take your head OUT of your ass when you try to talk. And yeah, Cheney can come too, but only if you promise NOT to hump his leg on camera.

Ahhhh...fantasy.