Is Dumbya going to be allowed...

[Lord_StarFyre]

... to use his Electronic Ear Piece during the debates? Or is he going to have to use that peanut sized brain of his to store all those 90 second clips Rove has written for him to spew?

[msturgis524]

1. He only needs a few

1. I'm aginst the turrists!
2. Iraq is going good, killin lots o' turrists
3. Being negative only strengthens the enemy
4. Kerry's a flip flopper
5. Vote for me or die.

[gratuitous]

2. Ah, not really necessary

You know all those rules and restrictions they negotiated? Bush will simply ignore them all. He'll go over his time limit, speak over Kerry, interrupt, wander back and forth across the stage, ask direct questions and demand answers, and if (a big if) the moderator has the temerity to try to correct him, he'll start bleating "Let me finish, let me finish."

The Tads and the Heathers will fall all over themselves in analysis afterwards about how unfair all the restrictions were, but that the manly George W. simply didn't knuckle under but showed how forceful and steady he is, and isn't he just a man we can't help but love?