Poll: Bush Trounces Kerry in Debates

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Poll: Bush Trounces Kerry in Debates
President preferred overwhelmingly in survey of evangelical Christian oil company CEOs.

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MAN IN THE STREET
This week we asked a group of undecided voters in Ohio the following question:

Q: With the election only two weeks away, which candidate are you more likely to vote for?

Jack Carvelle, Dayton: “I think I'm somewhat more likely to vote for the brilliant and statesmanlike Senator Kerry, and somewhat less likely to vote for the dimwitted cowboy Bush.”

Carol Hughley, Cincinnati: “I'm leaning slightly toward the greatest President this country's ever known, and ever-so-slightly away from evil left-wing flip-flopper Kerry.”

Fred Canaday, Cleveland: “At this moment I'm inclined to vote for John Kerry, a decorated veteran who's faced hostile fire, and less inclined to vote for that cowardly lying idiot Bush.”

Carl Rave, Columbus: “Honestly, it's such a toss-up between the morally superior Mr. Bush and the loathsome pond scum Kerry, but I'll say Bush, since you asked.”

Morey Michael, Akron: “I'm going to flip a coin: heads for Kerry, tails for Bush. Heads it is. There's you answer.”