He's just GROSS. Sweaty and Skeevy. PIX

[Stephanie]

Wed Oct 20, 4:38 PM ET


Wed Oct 20, 5:23 PM ET

[Goldmund]

1. Oh come on Stephanie, I know you fantasize about him all the time

;)

[Stephanie]

4. I do!

But the fantasies have me crushing his pointy head with my spike heel shoes.

[Goldmund]

10. LOL

Does he call you "Mistress Steph" in your fantasies?

[Stephanie]

6. This is really gross - Get your filthy hands off that woman!!!

President Bush (news - web sites) kisses Sen. Gordon Smith (news, bio, voting record)'s wife Sharon Smith after signing S. 2634, the Garrett Lee Smith Memorial Act, Thursday, Oct. 21, 2004, in the Roosevelt Room at the White House. Sen. Smith's son Garrett Smith commited suicide a year ago. The act deals with youth suicide early intervention and prevention strategies, to provide funds for campus mental and behavioral health service centers. (AP Photo/Ron Edmonds)

[Goldmund]

11. Oh yuck I can't even joke about that

Look at the way those paws are squeezing her skull. Yuck.

[hatrack]

23. Like he's sucking out her brain with his alien proboscis!

No, wait a minute, she already had her brain removed.

[OneTwentyoNine]

30. Wouldn't a simple hand hold or hand shake worked??

Gawd Chimp,what the hell are you doing??

David

[Goldmund]

33. He is a TV evangelist

That's what he was born to be.

[belle]

55. My god, I think you're right.

[Lisa]

52. He grips people like that when he's scared they'll run away

Me, I'd rather risk dislocating my neck than have him that close to me.

[Arkana]

44. Next is the part where AssKroft runs up

and smears Crisco on her head.

[RevCheesehead]

57. "Get your filthy paws off me, you damned dirty ape!"

[Enraged_Ape]

2. This guy's life would be so much better with 7 simple words...

"My name's George, and I'm an alcoholic."

[northernsoul]

3. that's not the face of a healthy man!

I might cut him some slack due to the pressures of non-stop campaigning, but I can't recall ever seeing another presidential candidate who looked so... sick.
Something is seriously wrong with this man, whether it's physiological or psychosomatic is something people smarter than I will have to determine.

[deadmessengers]

12. He looks like he's lost a bit of weight.

...and not in a healthy way. He really looks like he's burning the candle at both ends, trying to save his Presidency. He's certainly not sleeping well. It's almost enough to make me feel bad for him - he's falling apart, physically, mentally, and spiritually.

[Skittles]

25. if you dare to feel bad for that thieving, lying incompetent bastard

I WILL KICK YOUR ASS

[deadmessengers]

38. Oh please.

That's the kind of schoolyard testosterone-soaked bullshit you hear on Free Republic. You see, even though GWB has been an unmitigated disaster as President, I don't have it in me to wish upon him ill health. That's just not cool. Like him or not, he's still a human being.

I believe in karma. I believe that in time, the universe will settle up and then some with George W. Bush. For now, though, I just want him out of power, but not ill, and not dead. May he have a long and comfortable retirement in Crawford - starting 3 months from today.

[Stephanie]

41. That's not personal - Skittles kicks everyone's ass

It's a DU joke.

[Skittles]

49. LOL

I will say though that the thought that anyone could feel for our piece of shit "president" really DOES make me angry.

[Trajan]

53. Dead ? ...

Skittles isnt going to kick the Suckling Prince's lily white arse ....

Skittles is gonna kick YOUR ass ! ... (IF you show ANY sympathy towards lil Chimpie McCokespoon ! )

See the difference ? ....

Skittles NEVER threatens the POTUS: ... only his supporters and/or apologists ....

[SammyWinstonJack]

54. "He's still a human being."

That's open for interpretation. Also that's Skittles' way of verbally chastising those who would feel any empathy for the chimp. Personally I agree with her.

[belle]

56. Right. Anyway there's a lot of middle ground between wishing him dead and

taking a mean little quiet pleasure in his little woes and miseries: the blotchy skin, the bloodshot eyes, the guts that must be churning like Mount Doom even with an entire roll of rollaids in them...

[sadiesworld]

47. What?

No more chunky monkey?

[AlCzervik]

5. With all his money gained from questionable sources

you'd think he's get some damn dental work done.

[Stephanie]

7. Molly Ivins said he hates his teeth which is why he never shows them

He must have a phobia about the dentist, because otherwise he'd have a mouth full of shiny white veneers.

[AlCzervik]

8. maybe he does, but they could give him something to knock him out

maybe a big iv bag full of Jack. I used to have a massive fear of the dentist but i finally had to go and it turned out to be a good experience.

[aden_nak]

9. Wasn't it the Bush people who said of Kerry:

"He's a sweater. And women don't like sweaters."

[flygal]

13. From your subject line I was totally expecting to see a pic of Rove!

[TahitiNut]

14. What does appearance/attractiveness have to do with anything?

:silly:

[WildEyedLiberal]

15. LOL... are you the poster who called Bush "GNARLY" yesterday?

I think it was you... congratulations for making me piss my pants with laughter two days in a row. :)

[Stephanie]

17. He's a MELVIN

Welcome to DU WildEyedLiberal! Just for you:

[troubleinwinter]

20. He's cross-eyed.

[DoYouEverWonder]

45. and crazy too

n/t

[WildEyedLiberal]

26. THANKS!

[CelticWinter]

51. LOL he looks like Rudolph the red nose reindeer!

omg i never noticed he had an alkie nose before, but then i make it a practice not to look at what makes my eyes water.

[trekbiker]

16. dude is still drinking...

I KNOW the face of an Alky when I see it...

[Stephanie]

18. That's what I think, and that's the rumor around Washington

WHO will come out and SAY it???

[drmom]

19. Can you imagine being married to him?

YUK!

[Stephanie]

21. Don't even!

Mon Oct 18, 9:23 AM ET

[hatrack]

22. The Red-Faced Wonder returns!!

:puke:

By the way, what does "skeevy" mean? :hi:

[Stephanie]

24. Garrison Keillor discusses the word skeevy:

All of these definitions apply, IMO:

http://dir.salon.com/books/col/keil/2001/07/24/late_starter/index.html

July 24, 2001 | First, let us discuss "skeevy," the word that popped up last week in a letter.

One reader says that she and her girlfriends coined the term during a junior year in Florence in the '80s, from the Italian word "schifoso," meaning "disgusting, revolting." They referred to guys who pinched their butts as "skeevy."

Another reader says "skeevy" is slang for "lecherous," from the Japanese "sukebei" (a lewd or lecherous person).

Yet another says that her Italian mother from Calabria used the word "skeeve" -- for example, "Her bathroom is so dirty I skeeve going in there" -- usually accompanied by a flick of the fingers across the chin. She says, "It's southern Italian slang. We heard it used on 'The Sopranos' when Carmela told Tony how she skeeved his Russian mistress."

There is also a mag called the Skeevy Digest and a Web site, skeevy.com.

The College Slang Research Project records skeevy as meaning "shady, unsavory, icky." (CSRP has a terrific Web site.) And it's good to see the word "icky" again, which I haven't used in 50 years. Surely there is a place for it in everyone's vocabulary.

[smirkymonkey]

43. I like the word "Skeevy"

It works for me. I would add "Smarmy" in your description of Bush as well. :)

[MADem]

50. I go with the plain ole SCHIFO!!!!

...as opposed to schifoso. Che schifo! How disgusting!

It is a very common phrase in Naples (where shortening words and using Spanish and French roots contribute to the dialect)....and a simple SCHIFO!!!! will get the point across nicely.

[oneighty]

36. In Japan long ago

"Skivvy Boy" meant sort of like piggy horny all the time. Sailor running about in just his Skivvies. Sailors underwear=Skivvies.

I cannot find the term in my Japanese dictionary.

180

[FlaGranny]

27. What is this thing * has

of grabbing women like that. It's an extremely controlling gesture and one I would not like at all unless it was from someone who loved me and I them. It's just too intimate. Ugghh!

[Karenina]

28. Today, I was doing

the Ambassador thing with the "Old European" Holzbläsermeister as he checked out my recently traumatized horn. Same premise as my 280-Z master mechanic told me. First LOOK, then listen. HM asked me very serenely, as he shaved tiny bits of cork, "How can they LOOK at him and not KNOW???"

Mother and baby doing MUCH BETTER, thank you.

[Paxdora]

34. HAH??

Yo no comprendo...

[Karenina]

40. How do you get to Carnegie Hall???

Practice, practice, PRACTICE. ;-)

[ArkDem]

29. Methinks thou doth protest too much.

[Stephanie]

31. You talking to ME?

Why, you wanna date with him?

[ArkDem]

32. See Shakespeare.................

[Stephanie]

35. Yes I'm familiar with Shakespeare

You think I want some sweaty chimp ass? Oooh baby, bring it on. I am sharpening my stillettos.

[ArkDem]

39. humor alert

:+

[Bunny]

37. I skeeve him, too.

He's repulsive. :puke:

[vinnievin777]

42. I don thin you get da full ideaaa of what you are seeing

A cowboy is sweaty and skeevy it's leadership.Jus like when you screw the american public --it aint pretty but it's gotta be done some times when you are president. Cleanliness is a is a a is wishy washy.


Vinnie Vin
http://www.vinnievin.com

[Mike L]

46. Thought you were talkin about Ron Silver.

I want to strangle that greezy bastard.

[Screaming Eagle RL]

48. Sweat

:)