With this vote, John Kerry, I thee wed

[Straight Shooter]

John Forbes Kerry, in your solemn role as 44th President of the United States, I do promise to respect and support you through political fair weather or storms, to have faith in your sincerity of purpose and to trust your judgment in matters of state. I promise to value and cherish Teresa Heinz Kerry as First Lady and defend her against all detractors. I promise to hold in esteem Vice President John Edwards and his wife Elizabeth. I give my promise to treasure the intelligence and charm of the Kerry, Heinz, and Edwards children.

I also promise to forever honor Howard Dean, who brought me to this point in history and walked me down the voting aisle.

Dated Dean passionately, married Kerry happily ;)

[BamaLefty]

1. HA HA

:) :) :)

[Lavender Brown]

2. Oh my

:)

[Habibi]

3. I think being married to Dean

would be a whole lot more fun. However, as arranged marriages go, Kerry doesn't make me puke.

Edit: punctuation

[friesianrider]

4. I heart John Kerry :)

My heart belongs to JK :)

[Parche]

5. vote

And divorced GW Bush!!!