HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Still_Loves_John]

"I use a pseudonym because my real name is hard to pronouce."

On CNN. Haha, yeah, "Guckert" is way up there.

[MSgt213]

1. He sounds like an idiot trying to explain the unexplainable

[cloud75]

4. body language says he is lying what happened to the confidence

we say on tape in the white house...what a joke.

[Bluebear]

2. "I made mistakes in my past", the new GOP mantra

[Dookus]

3. yeah

mistakes of a "personal and private nature"

Sorry, when you're selling your cock on the internet, it's neither personal nor private.

[cloud75]

9. cooper is the worse interviewer on tv that is why gannon is on n/a

[Dookus]

13. I dunno

he's got Guckert on the defensive. I think Cooper's doing fine. He called him his lie about the site being for other clients, and he's going after the pre-Talon pass.

[cloud75]

33. he stepped it up.. i give him credit good call n/t

[eShirl]

8. when he was young and irresponsible he was young and irresponsible

just like dear leader

[gizmo1979]

5. wow

It was his private life.It was on the internet site for gods sake.that's as public as it gets!!!hahahahahahahahaahhahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhhahahahahahahha.WHAT AN ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Placebo]

6. "Private Activity"

Ah...so that's what the kids are calling it these days, eh?

[Debi]

Funny....when Clinton was doing whatever he was doing to Monica

He wasn't in the middle of the street....was he :shrug:

But the GOP felt it was their business... :grr:

[TwilightZone]

7. Maybe it's because "Guckert" sounds a little like...

"fucker".

He was probably teased relentlessly as a kid.

But, hey, if the shoe fits....

[eShirl]

12. actually no

it sounds more like fookert

[TwilightZone]

20. Perhaps he changed the pronunciation.

Or, maybe he's just an idiot who couldn't come up with a better excuse than "it's hard to pronounce".

[devilgrrl]

17. No, he wasn't teased as a kid!

Donuts to dollars, this putz was beating on the sissy boys in high school! I wouldn't doubt it for a second!

[TwilightZone]

24. Yeah, he does kind of seem like the bully type.

Though, he might be overcompensating now for inadequacies then.

But, then, he has some pretty serious inadequacies now, too!

[merci_me]

30. Yeah sure,

and that's why he changed from Jim to Jeff.

[TwilightZone]

34. It was a joke.

Geez, you guys are serious tonight.

In the spirit of my previous comment (another joke, hint, hint), perhaps he changed it to Jeff as a tribute to a former Jeff, Rush Limbaugh.

[merci_me]

38. Uh....I was joking, too.

He said Guckert was too hard to pronounce. So I'm saying if that was the reason for the change, why not Jim Gannon, unless he feels people have trouble pronouncing Jim and Jeff made it easier. His reasoning is lacking.

[Bluebear]

10. I uh wanted uh well to uh report on uh ask uh the White House uh ah

[Sugarbleus]

40. LOL.........n/t

[Cooley Hurd]

11. Meltdown...

JamesJeff should've shut up when he had the chance...:crazy:

[emulatorloo]

15. He is getting all snippy now. . .the questions are toooooooo harrrrd EOM

[Bluebear]

16. Well ah uh they uh ah should be uh ah uh ah uh.

[emulatorloo]

19. Notice the bush-style EXCESSIVE BLINKING> > > > >

Blinking and blinking and blinking. . .

[Bluebear]

21. Classic physical manifestation of LYING

[emulatorloo]

27. yes, clear as a bell EOM

[Feathered Fish]

14. This is embarrassing

I love it! Truly a piece of work.

EarlG's got it right:

[Up2Late]

23. Does CNN post video of their shows?

Or transcripts?

This IS getting good, but I missed the first part.:bounce:

[Feathered Fish]

25. I think you need to pay

but I'm sure this will be uploaded somewhere.

[icehenge]

36. Maybe here

Check here in a few days

http://toolz.blogs.com/
http://www.canofun.com/videoclips.asp

[Up2Late]

35. Good Photoshopping, but...

...couldn't you make the lower sign the "Morains" sign?:evilgrin:

[Feathered Fish]

37. Hehe

But it's not mine. It's from EarlG (give credit where it's due)!
Let him know in ATA.
:evilgrin:

[Maraya1969]

39. Hey can't you put the "Moran" quote on his T shirt? EOM

[Sugarbleus]

41. Oh Gawd, I'm speechless.............LOL LOL .........eom

[Enquiringkitty]

18. Gee ... I don't work for a new organization, can I go to a briefing 2?

[Enquiringkitty]

22. NO! At no time was my hand in any sugar bowl at any time!!!!

[Cooley Hurd]

26. OOF! What an uncomfortable edit...

...at the end of the interview! On to the Liger??? WTF happened?

[Up2Late]

28. Their he goes calling himself a "Journalist" again

And HE is the Victim too

[emulatorloo]

31. No doubt Karl said - "push 'journalist' and 'personal life'"

EOM

[madinmaryland]

29. What an asshat!

I think Cooper wanted to ask him about the porn sites, but was forced to bite his tongue to hold it back. ConservativeNewsNetwork wouldnt want that asked, now would they.
:mad:

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[DS1]

42. Gannon blinks waaay too much

Blinking too much is a classic sign of....

lying. Of course.

He's lying his fucking ass off.

Again.

One of the question remains is:

Who is he lying for?

Another question is:

Isn't this whole Gannon thing, coupled with the Social Security thing a smokescreen for the real thing?

What's the real thing?

Why of course, it's the installation of all the best of the best of best (to steal from Men in Black) in the top positions of the clandestine/state departments of the Gov't.

We have Gonzalez as AG, Negroponte as DIsomethingorother, Godknowswhoelse is next, etc, etc.

I think the curtain is being pulled over our eyes with this stuff. Would the Whitehouse ~really~ risk putting in a reporter that was sooo conveniently full of dirt without thoroughly thinking about it? I think not. I think Gannon/Guckert/whatever isn't a plant for the sake of lobbing meatballs to da Glorius Prez, he's there to deflect attention from the real plan.

For all the talk about PNAC around here, I'm surprised to see so much attention being placed on this guy, it's not about him, it's abou the big picture.

Keep that in mind.