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rsmith6621 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-17-05 03:11 PM
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Paaaleeese Randi......


Dont spend todays entire show talking about you surgery.....


There are so many fish that need frying in this corrupt country we live in and you know how to FRY-EM

Anyhow welcome back.
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Randi_Listener Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-17-05 03:14 PM
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1. She got her fucking innards cut out.
Give her a goddamn break!!
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Kathy in Cambridge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-17-05 03:15 PM
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2. Thank you-a hysterectomy is MAJOR surgery.
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frankly_fedup2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-17-05 03:27 PM
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4. Well they have changed it where it is not as invasive. Now they
use four little incisions instead of the bikini smiley line. They use tubes and, if possible, get everything out that way. If not, they do the bikini cut.
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frankly_fedup2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-17-05 03:17 PM
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3. Ahhhhh. She can talk about the weather today for all I care. I'm
just so glad she is back and feeling better. She always does funny schtick before she gets into the real stuff. Plus, if you're a female, and you haven't had this kind of surgery, she may help some women go get checked.

Love you Randi. One thing though. . . the morphine drip is set to a schedule. They set it up but tell you to squeeze it at certain intervals and you will get some more morphine. It's all psychological to ease your pain when you THINK your getting morphine.
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skypilot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-17-05 03:32 PM
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5. She's killing me.
When she called herself a black MAN and a black journalist I almost lost it. I'm so glad she's back. All's right with the world now. Well...not quite, but you know what I mean.
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skylarmae Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-17-05 03:36 PM
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7. oh man, you really blew my bubble away saying both my morphine
drips were on a schedule. As I (like Randi) wanted out of the hospital after full hip replacement (two times) as soon as I could get out of there, I purposefully only hit my morphine button 3 and 4 times respectively. And the first two are the set-up button hits. I thought the more coherent the faster the healing and the faster I'm out of there.

The first hip, I was there 24 hours but on the second hip they had bleeding and made me stay 48 hours. If in fact they are scheduled drips and not self administered, I'm pissed. I don't like being lied to or treated like a slug!

Anyway, I'm so glad she's back too...
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Rainscents Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-17-05 03:35 PM
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6. I am sooooooooooooooooooooo happy Randi is back!!!
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Rainscents Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-17-05 03:47 PM
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8. Randi is making me laugh when she is talking about her Mother's ordeal
at the airport...
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kaitykaity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-17-05 04:29 PM
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9. 1-1/2 hours later she's still on the surgery and daytime TV.
Too much for me.

Love Randi. Hope it doesn't take her too long
to get her groove back.


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Randi_Listener Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-17-05 04:45 PM
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10. Turn it the fuck OFF then.
It's called "the knob". Get familiar with the shit.

A woman is opened up like a bank vault and you're crying about her recounting her experience. Jesus, you have no fucking heart.
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