So you think freepers are stupid?

[Goldeneye]

Well they're not. Check out this fake US citizenship test they're all passing with flying colors.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1376300/posts

"100%

Me verry smawrt..."

"Ten out of ten! Woo hoo!

Those were really easy."

"Pretty sad test. (And I'll bet they give it in Spanish too!)"

edited typos

[Sannum]

1. I think my cat could pass that test.

:eyes:

[cynatnite]

2. On edit: I got it right...the test was wrong

Al Gore's the president and this test says bush...damn RW immigration test making people :eyes:

[JohnKleeb]

3. I would have passed that when I was in 8th grade

[globalvillage]

4. I got #9 wrong. n/t

[LostinVA]

6. I did too n/t

[Zorra]

11. It's a trick question. The US has no president at this time.

[Deja Q]

5. Despite some really crap grammar in a question, I got all 10

correct.

Yipes:

2. Why are there 100 Senators in the Senate?

a) Representing hundred important Cities
b) The law fixed it
c) Two (2) from each state
d) Fifty from North America Fifty from South America

[MisterP]

7. sneak over the southern border? they give no indication of directionality:

I can JUST imagine them border-hopping to Mexico.

[stpalm]

8. look at this

"I could have done this in grammer school"

what a fuckwad.

[Career Prole]

9. Real citizenship test for freepers.

1. How many WMD stockpiles were found in Iraq?

2. How much "yellowcake" did Saddam attempt to obtain from Africa?

3. How many Iraqi hijackers took part in the 9/11 attacks?

4. What is the U.S. Army's estimate of Iraqis killed during the war?

5. Who interrogated bin Laden family members and other prominent Saudis before they were allowed to leave the country after 9/11?

6. How long did it take bush to return to Washington after recieving the August 6th PDB which told of al Qaeda threats against the U.S.?

7. How long did it take bush to return to Washington to sign special legislation regarding Terri Schiavo?

8. After vowing to pursue him to the ends of the earth, how long did it take bush to capture Osama bin Laden?

9. How many American lives were lost in combat prior to the "end of major combat operations" on May 1, 2003?

10. How many American lives were lost during the "mopping-up phase" which followed bush's "Mission Accomplished" speech on May 1. 2003?


BONUS: How many Vietnamese fighters did Lieutenant Bush shoot down over Texas?

[Kansas Wyatt]

10. With a score of 100%, I am a bona fide 'Murikan.'

* Please note, #9 is a trick question.
'Murikan' rant:
1)"9/11!"
2)"WAR ON TERROR!"
3)"WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION!"
4)"BRING'EM ON!"
5)"MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!"
6)"NOT ON MY WATCH!"

YEE HAW!!! Freeper personality off....

Translation:
1)LIHOP or MIHOP
2)Chickenhawk war
3)Mass deception
4)Turn'em off
5)Shrub finally has proof of being in military aircraft, mission incomplete. Again!
6)See #1