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greblc (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-03-05 12:45 AM Original message |
Dodging Military Recruiters, what's your strategy? |
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agates (743 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-03-05 12:50 AM Response to Original message |
1. Tell them you just got a DUI |
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TahitiNut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-03-05 01:05 AM Response to Original message |
2. Kiss 'em on the lips. |
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Nevernose (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-03-05 01:08 AM Response to Original message |
3. "Fuck you, fuck the Navy, fuck the president, and fuck your mother" |
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Behind the Aegis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-03-05 01:08 AM Response to Original message |
4. Wanna stop him? |
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Berserker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-03-05 01:13 AM Response to Reply #4 |
5. Memorize this part of Alice,s Restaurant: |
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greblc (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-03-05 01:33 AM Response to Reply #5 |
7. Beautiful.... |
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gaia_gardener (333 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-03-05 01:24 AM Response to Original message |
6. My mom told them |
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yurbud (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-03-05 02:59 AM Response to Original message |
8. go throught the list of excuses chickenhawks gave |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-03-05 03:01 AM Response to Original message |
9. I've never been approached. |
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B Calm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-03-05 04:24 AM Response to Original message |
10. Tell them to call you, but only after they get the Bush twins to enlist. |
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Solar (261 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-03-05 06:33 AM Response to Original message |
11. my technique |
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Cooley Hurd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-03-05 06:48 AM Response to Original message |
12. Walk with a heavy limp... |
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Cooley Hurd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Apr-03-05 06:48 AM Response to Original message |
13. stutter |
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