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Too bad our economy isn’t that simple.
Oh how I miss working with my favorite right wing nut-job. I DO wish you would come up with something on your own instead of this crappy simplistic spam.
I must have missed the part where the restaurant owner came out with the twenty dollar bill because THERE IS NO TWENTY DOLLAR BILL. Last time I checked, we are running record deficits during a time of war. Last time I checked, we have a crumbling infrastructure (bridges and roads) and public schools are in shambles. Last time I checked, homeland security is under funded and most of the containers that enter this country go un-inspected. Last time I checked, we don’t have the resources to protect chemical plants and nuclear plants. Last time I checked, the transportation security administration was under funded and laying off inspectors. Last time I checked, a significant number of our armed services were on food stamps. Last time I checked, Bush cut VA benefits for veterans due to budget constraints (hey, but at least they have their “support the troops magnets” to fall back on).
Here's the real scenario:
The 8th, 9th, and 10th guy pulled the restaurant owner aside while the other seven suckers weren't looking and told him (while stuffing a “tip” in his pocket):
Hey you give us a $20 dollar break on the bill but don't worry about it cause we are going to put that same $20 dollars on 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7's credit card (national deficit)and they will be too stupid to figure it out. Besides, we'll throw a small amount to 5, 6 and 7 and lie to them that it is a higher amount. You see, all you have to do is tell a little fib. We’ll “average” the refund over 10 people and tell them that they are all getting “an average” of 2 dollars back per person when in fact I’ll be the one getting most of the money and they’ll get peanuts. That’s how we get them to vote for this plan. Don't worry, they are pretty dim witted and believe what they are told and won’t use any critical thinking of their own. They’ll mostly get their info from spam emails, Rush and Fox News.
Don’t worry about 1 through 4. They won’t get off unscathed because we always hit them with a FICA tax. It’s a beautiful thing because I only pay this tax on a small portion of my income while they pay it on 100% of their income. It’s called a regressive tax but don’t worry, “regressive” is a big word and most people won’t figure it out. My favorite part is, we’ll take money (about 40%) out of this FICA trust fund and use it for the general fund thereby paying my tab with it. Only in America. Later, we’ll tell them the trust fund is gone- So sorry Charlie.
Anyway, you'll make it up from them in other ways in the form of service cuts and higher fees (higher interest rates, state taxes, local taxes property taxes, fees etc.) because, after all, we know it takes a certain amount of money to run your ‘restaurant’ every month.
Don’t worry, if anyone starts complaining about the cost of running our “restaurant” every month because we’ll blame it on “big government”. Now, if needed, we’ll call up some images of “lazy black welfare queens” and blame “big government” on them.
Don’t worry, they won’t equate “big government” with civilized society. Most of them will have forgotten all that they benefited from “big government”. You know, like public schools, roads, health/hospitals and the things that taxes and “big government” do to create a civil society, including:
1.Create and regulate the most sophisticated financial and capital markets in the world. 2. Subsidize vast international transportation and trade industries. 3. Regulate food and drug industries to keep our food and medicine safe 4. Protect us all with police/FBI Homeland security and fire protection 5. Regulate a vast global insurance industry 6. Bridges and roads 7. Hospitals. 8. Schools and universities. 9. Fannie Mae 10. Student loans 11. Military defense 12. Social security so old people don’t eat cat food 13. Medicare so old people can get medical care
Don’t worry they wont realize these are things that we all, as a society, benefit from. Indeed, the wealthiest benefit from these MORE than the poor.
Don’t worry. We’ll boil it down to quick little sound-bites and easy to read allegories as most people tend to not analyze public policy and/or use critical thinking.
It’s all good.
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