Number one rule to being a successful runaway bride

[Walt Starr]

Don't do it during sweeps week.

[blondeatlast]

1. Number two--bea a squeaky clean white chick. nt

[atommom]

2. AND, have a really interesting story to tell when you get back!

[Maat]

3. Maybe they PAID her to do it during Sweeps Week ..

the gal needs some counseling - badly.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

4. Successful runaway bride.

Don't call the cops yourself. Stay hidden. Start yourself a new life. And shut the hell up.
Duckie

[underpants]

5. When is the Playboy spread being shot?

or have they done that already?

[Walt Starr]

13. I would not doubt that will happen

It would be par for the course.

[mopaul]

6. being wealthy and white helps

cause if a poor black or hispanic woman had done it, you'd have never even heard of it.

[annabanana]

7. ....(coffee soaked keyboard)................eom

[Walt Starr]

10. Sorry about that.

:evilgrin:

[KharmaTrain]

8. Don't Live Near Atlanta

Cheap, easy stuff for CNNServative to play with.

Also, if you're gonna look for a way out, lie about seeing god and then ending up in Albequerque...the fundies love this kinda stuff.

[tanyev]

9. Have the guts to really do it like in the movie--

make a huge dramatic getaway from the ceremony in your white dress. Don't sneak away on the bus a few days early.

[fighttotheend]

11. You had to vote for BUSH, too

Only a supporter of bush could be such a DUMBASS

[Alpharetta]

12. Get coaching from Ashley Smith

She'll read the "Purpose Driven Life" to you and tell you how to get speaking gigs at rightwing fundie churches.