What would you say if faced with the Bush twins?

[LittleClarkie]

There was an incident with Alex Kerry during the campaign, when she thought she could move around incognito. The problem was, the group of Republicans she headed for knew her. They called her father a baby killer to her face etc. She ended up going to her dad in tears.

I would hope we'd be better behaved if faced with Bush's kids.

[MichiganVote]

1. Get a job, pay for my Social Security

[proud2BlibKansan]

2. I would invite Jenna

to come spend some time in my classroom. Since she says she wants to teach, she needs a mentor.

[Poor Richard Lex]

3. Wait - I know you -

Aren't you on that Girls Gone Wild video?

[maxsolomon]

4. tell them "your parents are not your fault"

but i'll never ever see their unemployed asses in my latte sipping tree hugging life.

although, never say never. i know someone who met laura bush & her security detail hiking in the olympic nat'l. park. that would have been freaky.

[FreedomAngel82]

19. Laura Bush hikes??

Who would've thunk.

[WI_DEM]

5. If I came face to face with the Bush twins I would probably be in a bar

and I would probably be tempted to say, "So when are you going to show your ultimate support for your dad's war by enlisting and going to Iraq instead of partying all the time?" I'm not sure I would actually do it, but that is what I would like to say.

[fujiyama]

24. I'd be careful

if I were in a bar with 'em.

I think they'd try to flirt with ya at first, then run off and have someone else pay the tab.

[eleny]

6. I'd hand them a couple of these

http://www.dior.whs.mil/forms/DD0004.pdf

[Pool Hall Ace]

16. Wow, I might carry around some of those to hand out

to the war-lovin' Bushbillies I occasionally run into.

BTW, I love your avatar!

[eleny]

18. Thanks on the avatar

And yes, it's nice being able to print out those applications and hand out. It's better than a slap.

[MrSlayer]

7. I have a bottle of scotch and some coke....

interested in a threesome?

[JHB]

29. In other words you want to act like their dad? n/t

[rzemanfl]

8. I'd say, "Aw shit, I thought I was going to see the BARBIE twins."

[FredScuttle]

9. The song's not over

can you please finish the lap dance?

[HockeyMom]

10. Aren't you what's her name?

Then turn around and walk away.

[xray s]

11. I'd give 'em the National Guard solicitation I got in the mail

Then I'd say "Tell your old man to put up or shut up."

[blondeatlast]

12. Friendly,respectful detachment is a long-lost art.

It appears that the DU reaction would be mixed, although I am heartened by several responses here: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x3586555

It would be difficult, but I work in city government, and I have trained myself how to deal with people I intently disagree with but are owed respect.

And they have learned to deal with me as well.

[Kerrytravelers]

17. I probably let you down.

Would I really say such things? No. I'm not that brave. And I don't want Secret Service throwing me into an unmarked jail cell. BUt I am so damn mad and am a very emotional person. That is why I generally just keep my mouth shut or don't go to places that I know I'll have trouble controlling myself.

[Kerrytravelers]

13. I don't think I could be better behaved.

I think your family is the worse thing that ever happen to this country. Your father is a mass murder. Will you ever wipe the blood off your hands?

I'd also beg for them not to breed. We don't need the * dynasty to continue. Haven't enough generations around the world been destroyed?


But, I really don't think I'd ever get that close to the * twins. The Secret Servie would have me removed for booing loudly.

[Joey Liberal]

14. I'd turn around and leave

But I would not insult them the way the repugs did to the Kerry girl.

[Lydia Leftcoast]

15. I would ask them if they supported the Iraq War.

If they said yes, I would ask them, "Why aren't you over there if it's so important?"

[CoolOnion]

28. Good answer!

[Charon]

32. Ask Them

Would you have asked Lucy Baines Johnson the same question?

[Lydia Leftcoast]

33. In Lucy Baines Johnson's day

there were no women in combat. Moot point.

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[Sapphire Blue]

21. Beam me up, Scotty!

[maveric]

22. "You know where I can get a steady "Chronic" connection?"

And: "I'm sorry your father is an evil idiot that has ruined this country and will probably destroy 3/4 of all life on this planet."

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[ObaMania]

25. Let's party! n/t

[dbt]

26. "Where ma bitches at? Y'all got any WEED?"

:evilgrin:

[CoolOnion]

27. "Hey girls, have this bottle of vodka!"

(while I get out my video camera...)

[RetroLounge]

30. I would thank them for voting for Kerry, smile, and walk away.

RL

[Charon]

31. Meeting

Good Morning, afternoon or evening, MS. Bush

[noonwitch]

34. I'd be nice and tell them I'm glad I got to meet them

Why get political? I'd express some sympathy for their having to grow up in a fishbowl, with everyone watching everything they did. Which is pretty much how I feel about them. I might not like their dad's politics, but they're his kids and they love him. I'm a better person than whatever idiot told Kerry's daughter that her father is a baby-killer.

Being obnoxious would get me arrested by their Secret Service guys, anyways, in addition to it being just unnecessay and wrong.

[LaPera]

35. Who wants to be on top?

:evilgrin:

[Cleita]

36. I would probably treat them like any other adult

with courtesy unless they threaten me, then that's another story.

I don't think kids should be blamed for what their parents do.

[ComerPerro]

37. Whatever I said, I would be sure to use small words

and speak slowly.

[Lisa]

38. I'd ply them with drinks, and ask sympathetically ...

... how they felt when their dad called them "whiners" on national TV. I bet that would open the floodgates.