A Question for Illinois DU Members

[Stinky The Clown]

Is the lease on our (Maryland's) home boy, Alan Keyes' apartment up yet? We need him back here so's he can endorse and campaign for whoever the Repugs run in our upcoming (2006) governor's race.

I'm just sayin ....... :)

[mpanno]

1. I'd heard he'd bought a house here

:puke:

[Inland]

2. Don't worry: Keyes will always be nationwide

torpedoing republican candidancies with his upfront, unregulated, let me tell you just how crazy conservatives really are
antics.

[mopinko]

3. we need him to run for hyde's old seat

sorry. we have to have a surrogate for gay marriage on the ballot here. you have to be very careful how you hate queers in the blue states, ya know. you can have every other weekend visitation, if you want.

[alcuno]

5. OMG! I LOVE that idea!

DuPage County would elect anyone before Keyes.

[Cadfael]

7. Makes me nervous

I live in the 6th district...I had neighbors who had "Alan Keyes for President" bumperstickers...:scared:

[mopinko]

9. elect, no. but he would get votes.

he got 32% in dupage.

[ProfessorGAC]

8. Capitol Idea, Mo!

Then we'd get that seat, because even Repubs are afraid to vote for that lunatic.
The Professor

[Nickster]

4. Weren't they talking about Keyes running in the NY gov race?

Could have sworn I heard that recently, and they were serious about it too.

[Stinky The Clown]

6. Alan Keyes, erstwhile and peripatetic bon vivant, gadfly, raconteur ...

.... candidate, loon ........ and fuckwad. But at least he's entertaining.

Wutta guy! And he looks so normal ...... so All American ....


Then we have Wonkette ..... who has no scruples at all (and for that I love her!), with this ......
Alan Keyes' Family Values
For a rampant homophobe, Alan Keyes sure does have a hot lesbian daughter. Actually, despite the best efforts of bloggers, there's no official confirmation from the Keyes campaign that this woman is either actually Keyes' daughter or if she's in fact a lesbian. But we'd totally do her.

http://www.wonkette.com/politics/republicans/alan-keyes-family-values-022085.php

I also found this one ... very funny!

[DanCa]

10. Claiming Gawd

I think this was a sign from Jesus to Mr Keyes. Please stop worshiping me you twisted freak.

[KharmaTrain]

11. He Made Noise About Running For Governor in '06

Haven't heard that one lately...LOL. But then the Illinois GOOP might just need him again. It's still in circular firing squad mode, no matter how bad Blago messes up, and will face next year's election with George Ryan being on trial.

I love the idea of Keyes running for Hyde's seat in the 6th and too bad we can't clone him for several other "purple" districts like Kirk's and Weller's.

To you folks in Maryland, I'm sure he can find a way to be in two places at once and can run for whatever you need him to mess up and do the same here at the same time.

Cheers