Wal-Mart Customers Tie-Up Charging Deer In Store (I did not make this up)

[losdiablosgato]

Wal-Mart Customers Tie-Up Charging Deer In Store

POSTED: 7:56 am EDT May 16, 2005

NORFOLK, Neb. -- So exactly how do you stop a charging deer in Wal-Mart? You take away its credit card.



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Shoppers at the Wal-Mart here wish they would have thought of that. It would have been a whole lot easier.


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A deer without a grocery list entered through the doors of the supermarket part of the store Thursday.

The store's greeter didn't see the deer enter through the exit, but she did see the critter when it hit the slick floor and fell. It quickly recovered and went scurrying down the aisles.


http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/4492106/detail.html

[yellowcanine]

1. Headed straight for the gun section, no doubt. Can't be too careful if

you are a deer.

[losdiablosgato]

2. I live in the same town the film the movie Urban Cowboy

This buck would have been shot, dressed, skinned, and processed in under five minutes of him entering the store.

[Bigmack]

3. The story continues....

..."Then they skinned, BBQ'd, and ate it."

[BigMcLargehuge]

4. Wow, talk about blowing it on the job

What the hell was the greeter doing that he didn't notice a deer walking through the automatic doors?

I mean, it's his/her job to GREET everyone who comes into the store.

[Moosepoop]

6. The deer came in through the exit doors.

The greeter was probably busy greeting people coming in through the entrance doors, not the ones going out.

[Gruenemann]

5. That's Johnny Carson's home town!

I bet he's laughing his ass off, wherever he is.

[Media_Lies_Daily]

7. What!?!? They didn't use a taser on it???

[BringEmOn]

8. What did the reindeers' wives do on Christmas Eve?

They went to WalMart to blow a few bucks.

[Moosepoop]

9. OK, not Wal-Mart related, but...

What did the doe say when she came walking out of the woods?

"I'll never do that for two bucks again!" :smoke: