My apologies, but I think freepers are getting ready to attack us...

[Dawgs]

Okay Americans, it's Time. .Let the Revolt Begin!-(Action! Defeat liberalism NOW!)
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1404307/posts

---------------------------------
"I say we form an ACTUAL Free Republic military.
With ships and planes and artillery and tanks and everything.
Then we go get Democrat Underground. (by Lazamataz)"

General "Blackjack" Pershing "Blood 'n Guts" Patton Lazamataz shall be our first commander!
---------------------------------
No. There is another form of ammunition. I just pray that we aren't forced to the resort of using it.

I hope we have the will and the guts to use it when it comes time ... AND ...IMO that time IS going come ... and soon
---------------------------------
It's the only ammunition we have.

No. There is another form of ammunition. I just pray that we aren't forced to the resort of using it.
---------------------------------

WTF!!! These people are really nuts

[bluestateguy]

1. The House, Senate, the White House, the governorships...

I guess all that is not enough for them. They must feel like this website is a threat to them.

[mmonk]

96. truth will always be a threat to them

[frankly_fedup2]

185. I say to all you pantie waist Conservatives to "BRING IT ON" or is

Bush the only one to use that phrase.

As if there idiocy on Free Republic is so educational. It's filled with nothing but threats and hate.

Kind of like their favorite radio icon, OxyContin Limbaugh.

Geez, the man is almost in tears today after reading in the Wall Street Journal that a professor at USC had nominated him for an honorary doctorate, and the rest of the board refused. Limbaugh was so humble.

When the article mentioned that if he was given an honorary doctorate he could then be called, Dr. Limbaugh. You could tell that really, really bothered him that he could not be called DOCTOR.

Typical Limbaugh, getting something else he didn't work for. (IDIOT).

OxyContin needs to stop and think why no one wants to give him a doctorate? Maybe because you are a liar, drug abuser, adulterer, and claim to be a "Christian;" However I think you do practice sex outside of marriage. Poor Darren. Hell, I'd love anyone too who sent their private plane to pick me up every Friday to fly me to a mansion in Florida. Who wouldn't? Chaaaa Ching! The woman has dollar signs in her eyes. Even though she will date/have sex with this slime for his money is even disgusting to me. She has to keep her eyes closed and think of the yacht, the mansions, her future shopping needs, the private plane to fly wherever and whenever she wants and all she has to do is spread her legs.

No wonder there are women who are prostitutes.

[yankeedem]

197. Maybe he figures if he gets a doctorate

Than he can prescribe his OWN hillbilly heroin.

[frankly_fedup2]

207. He's that stupid. I have a website of the timeline of this moron's

addiction, which started two years ago, and the man has not even been charged with anything yet? I guess they are hoping the longer they put it off, the most likely people will forget about it, and then he won't be a convicted felon . . . that could no longer vote. That would cut him to the bone.

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/localnews/content/news/limbaugh/

[Teaser]

2. Call the cops.

Them is threats, folks.

[Jo March]

9. I agree. Those are threats, albeit stupid ones

In dealing with my own little internet stalker, I find that these folks don't think that they can be held accountable for threats made on the internets. Well, they can because their threats are real, people.

Very, very real.

[deadparrot]

3. Is it bad

that Diet Coke shot out of my nose when I read that?

[Hobarticus]

19. Ha-HA!!! Super-secret ammunition has worked, as planned!

Feel the wrath of carbonated beverages in your nasal passages!

You WILL bow down!

[deadparrot]

32. No surrender.

:hide:

Biatch.

[Pikku]

128. No! Not... DOUBLE-SECRET PROBATION!!!!!

Or was it the COMFY CHAIR they were referring to?


Freeper: So you think you are strong because you can survive the soft cushions. Well, we shall see. Biggles! Put her in the Comfy Chair!


Me: :scared: :cry:

[kwolf68]

4. Yes

Aside from the fact most over at that Website are basic misfits, the rest are generally psychotic.

[Tesla]

5. FREAKS!!!!!

Man John Titor is looking more believable all the time!

[LifeDuringWartime]

13. LOL @ john titor reference

n/t

[stevedeshazer]

25. He's been right so far!

[jokerman93]

114. John Titor

was a CIA psyops plant who used radio and internet theater to deliver the agenda of America's role in the New World Order, and plant the first ideas of the coming terror and conflicts we're starting to watch unfold.

There.

[stevedeshazer]

131. I can't tell if you're kidding or not

Help me out here....

[jokerman93]

157. Yeah I'm being sarcastic but...

The Vulcan High Command has determined that time travel is impossible. So I don't believe in it.

:beer:

[stevedeshazer]

199. Klingons are circling Uranus!

:toast:

[CornField]

44. Sorry, you must now return your tinfoil hat.

;) John Titon

[tinfoilinfor2005]

172. Hey ! Knock off the personal attacks on my couture.

:)

[Hobarticus]

6. Hey, our real-deal military's having recruiting problems that could use

the help, if you're so bloodthirsty!

[libhill]

21. They wouldn't want to

enlist to fight in their boys oil war - they might get killed or maimed. Easier for them to talk their macho shit behind a computer screen.

[Hobarticus]

26. You're right, that would actually be "brave"

Better to hide behind a keyoard

[xxqqqzme]

86. its the Keyboard Karaoke Klan

n/t

[GreenPartyVoter]

158. *lol*

[halobeam]

182. LMAO!!!...

:rofl:

[cdb]

7. No shit

These people are fucking nuts!! Just read their posts on ANY SUBJECT> These are the voter base for chimpy. They worship fauxnews, what the hell do you expect??

[mopaul]

8. shakin' in my boots here like bush in the texas air national guard

[B Calm]

10. Oh yeah, I'm so scared. These cowards are not brave enough to relieve

the soldiers in Iraq, but now they are declaring war on us... Ha Ha Ha

[libhill]

11. If these assholes

come after me - they may discover that rednecks aren't the only folks who have weapons and ammunition. I'll be damned if they are going to force their bullshit beliefs and politics on me at gunpoint.

[XemaSab]

161. You're going to take away my MoveOn sticker

when you pry it from my COLD DEAD HANDS!

[libhill]

175. Right on!

Now that's the ticket, take their own dumb rhetoric and turn it against 'em - sometimes ya just have to fight fire with fire. These people don't comprehend reason or rationality.

[Jo March]

12. What is the "other" form of ammunition?

"No. There is another form of ammunition. I just pray that we aren't forced to the resort of using it."

[tanyev]

18. It's obviously not their rapier wit.

[B Calm]

28. Their leader is probably "Me Love you Long Time Gannon"...

[B Calm]

34. First stop on their way to war will be the St. Louis Zoo for some hot

sex..

[libhill]

51. I'll bet

they have some really sexy sheep at that zoo. Your sister and cousin get old after a while.

[Pikku]

130. NOBODY expects the freeper inquisition!

Freeper: Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise....

[Jo March]

135. ROFL!

I am laughing so hard!

:rofl:

[Pacifist Patriot]

147. LOL! Thanks for the chuckle. I hadn't thought of that line in years.

[spuddonna]

191. ROTFLMAO!!

That was awesome...

Look out for the comfy chair! They'll make you watch Ann Coulter!! ahhh!!

[BigMcLargehuge]

146. throwing their own feces at the rest of the occupants

in the primate enclosure

[Jo March]

149. Ha!

:spray:

[Hello_Kitty]

14. Well, it's not like they are going to join the REAL military

To "Support the Troops" in Iraq or anything. Personally, I'm not too worried about the empty threats of chickenhawks.

[DoYouEverWonder]

98. This crew wouldn't make it past lunch

Gainesville Swift Boat Pro American Rally - August, 2004


Plus how long would one of these guys last in a tank without a bathroom break?

[Just Me]

15. ROTFLMAO

They HATE the truth more than liberals. They HATE democracy, too!

[libhill]

36. Of course they do

they're fucking fascists.

[Scurrilous]

16. Free Republic Military...

...an army of one. Maybe two. Three would be a record turnout.

[KansDem]

55. "Three would be a record turnout"

One "soldier" and two others to move and set-up the portapotty

[susanna]

124. Actually, wouldn't it be...

three total to set up six portapotties? :-)

[tsuki]

211. Three leaders in base camp arguing over seniority, and

no one manning the line.

[MN ChimpH8R]

95. Why do I get this image

of some hillbilly looking straight into the barrel of a shotgun asking his freeptard pal "This here thing loaded, Cletus?" "Whyn'cha pull th' trigger Jimmy Jeff and le's find out"

:dunce: :dunce: :dunce:

[LondonReign2]

17. I am in great fear of these Keyboard Commandos!

Have you seen pictures of these doofuses?? Unless they plan on hitting us with their keyboards, most of them appear unable to piss without assistance.

About the only thing to fear from a freeptard is their body odor.

[Kerrytravelers]

53. Keyboard Commandos!!!!!!!!!!

Funniest. Post. Ever.



Real soliders:


Keyboard Commandos:





Is that the best they could do? A pretend band of conservative brothers? Bet they are just as effective as the one or two "preotest warriors" that attempt to make news during anti-war rallies.

[HEIL PRESIDENT GOD]

20. "Bring it on." nt

[mopaul]

22. talk is cheap chickenshits

[Kerrytravelers]

23. Just come after me, litte freeper-bot. I dare you.

Print that, coulter/malkin/hannity... I dare you.

[Cleita]

24. They have too much time on their hands.

If they spent that time informing themselves and looking for the truth, they might rethink those statements.

[libhill]

56. Problem is

they can't inform themselves, they're mostly illiterate.

[Cleita]

67. I kind of noticed that, but who taught them to use a computer?

:banghead:

[libhill]

74. Probably

got a mom or pop or sis to do their posting fer 'em - heard tell sis done got her a 3rd grade eddycation! Even found a job down to MacDonalds, and got some shoes, tain't runnin' barefoot no more.

[ldf]

125. who taught them to use a computer?

you have to admit that it doesn't take a whole lotta smarts to point and click.

typing doesn't seem to be their strong point either, if you note some of the posts.

but then again, many here have no idea of the "proofread" or "spellcheck" concept.

not to make excuses for them, or anything. it is SO hard typing while in a constant rage, as most of them seem to be.

poor things. be a true liberal and instead of hating them, have pity on the poor pieces of fecal matter.

:nopity: :cry:

[libhill]

179. It would be easier

to pity them, if they weren't so truly dangerous. Of course, they'd be even more dangerous if any of them had gray matter between their ears.

[Name removed]

27. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[patricia92243]

29. Maybe you should tell Skinner. n/t

[Scurrilous]

58. I wouldn't worry about Skinner....

...he's well protected against Freepers.

[peacebaby3]

118. That looks just like my dog!

Chi Chi's will tear you up too. They are very loyal and believe they are German Sheps or Rotts.

[XemaSab]

163. I got bit BAD by one

when I was 3

:-(

[Lorien]

30. Oh please

these fat deluded couch potatoes aren't going to do anything but beat their concave chests. If they really are organizing an "attack" against DU, then they seriously need to examine their lives and their priorities. That's just pathetic.

[libhill]

60. Maybe we should

alert the F.B.I. and Secret Service - sounds like a terrorist threat to me. Not all terrorists are foreigners, ya know.

[mogster]

31. That person is seriously disturbed

GOPUSA.COM.... hmmm, isn't he Gannon's protector or something?

[ohtransplant]

33. What's the other form of ammo?

mentioned here?

"There is another form of ammunition. I just pray that we aren't forced to the resort of using it."


Sadly, this might be a unfortunate commentary on our educational system as much as anything else.

[mcscajun]

91. Well it can't be "fighting words" or a "battle of wits"

'cause this is the most garbled mess: "...that we aren't forced to the resort of using it."

Is there's some freeper resort out there we've been unaware of? I'm pretty sure there isn't, and he meant to say "...that we aren't forced to resort to using it."

So, if we're talking rapier wit at ten paces, I'm not gonna be shakin' in my shoes. :)

[denese]

151. "forced to the resort"

Well, it's not a half bad idea.
Do you think there is a "resort" that would take them?
Preferably one with a lock down facility and a reeducation program?

[mcscajun]

180. No, it's not a half-bad idea...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[chalky]

117. I'm more curious about where the resort they'll be forced to is located

Florida? Acapulco?

[dmr]

126. The portapotty

Seeing that it's well guarded and all ...

[TX-RAT]

140. Pig Lard

I believe their referring to the times when bullets were lubed with pig lard. Check out some history on Pershing.

[PST]

35. hahahahaha fucking clowns

:rofl:

[Zorra]

37. Logically, the FBI is monitoring freerepublic very closely because some

of the FR posters are members of extreme and violent RW militia-terrorist groups.

And I would estimate that every one of these RW militia groups has an FBI agent or two in their active membership.

[XemaSab]

164. At the Fresno DFA meetup

there are often jokes about who in the group is with the Fresno PD.

*Shoutout to Peace Fresno!* Woooooo!

[AP]

Maybe the other ammunition is the cool-aid.

[Pathwalker]

38. Come on, SHOW THE PICS OF THEIR "rally"! Please!

Show us these brave warriors...all three of them!

:rofl:

[KG]

85. the freepland show of force!

oh, i'm so scared! :eyes:

[Pathwalker]

92. Thank you! Ooooooh, scary, aren't they?

:rofl:

[SheepyMcSheepster]

39. so they are going to attack a website?

it would seem that you wouldn't need "ships and planes and artillery and tanks" to attack a website.

it would seem they have the same understanding of the "internets" that their precious Kommander KooKooBananas has..............

[CornField]

40. ROFL!!!

:rofl:
:rofl:
:rofl:

I'm their worst nightmare: An armed, straight-but-not-narrow, religious, active, educated, granola, female liberal.

[joneschick]

123. hey, me too.

except for the armed part. I had the straight not narrow bumpersticker on my car. Unfortunately, that was the car my daughter totalled. fyi, it doesn't take much to total a Neon

[OnionPatch]

217. Same here....

the myth they have perpetuated that all of us on the left are "gun-haters" might be what does them in.

(No, no nasty guns in my house! Please don't come here, Mr. Freeper.....heh heh heh.)

[XemaSab]

167. I'm with ya

An armed (with a Bushman bow, arrows, and spear, a Schuar spear, and an arrow that some EarthFirst!ers left behind in the redwoods), straight-but-not-narrow, religious (Methodist but hardcore believer in evolution and SCIENCE), active, educated (Bachelors in soil science from Humboldt State), granola, female liberal.

[Oreo]

41. Best line ever

The judiciary dictators have thwarted the will of the people and have decided on their own that it's what "they" say, not the people, that becomes the law of the land. When the ballot box is thrown out by judges, then someone's got some 'splainin' to do.

:spray: :rofl: :rofl:
Tell that to Scalia!

[whodiedandmadeUSgod]

42. How Christian of them!

[FreedomAngel82]

54. Talk about

"loving thy neighbor" and "turning the other cheek." Don't you love it?

[Q3JR4]

43. I seem to remember hearing

that liberals are the ones that actually defend the country and not the other way around.

Damn red necks. If you think it's going to get you anywhere I say bring it on. Back that shit up or shut the fuck up.

[jojo54]

45. Yeah, you're a monkey's uncle, all right!!

<snip>I'll be a "monkey's uncle" if I'm going to let this country fall into the hands of people who have decided to set another agenda.

So sue me!!!..........I have another opinion than yours!!!! Frucking idiots.........

[OneMoreDemocrat]

46. How exactly does one 'go get' Democratic Underground....

with 'ships and planes and artillery and tanks and everything'?

Aside from being asinine, it would seem a little logistically difficult to do.

But, whatever.

[dddem]

63. Quick everybody, Don't tell 'em we really are underground...

they might come looking for us.

[libhill]

72. Nah -

just line up a com-puter in them thar rifle sights, an' blow that puppy away - dumb assess.

[blondeatlast]

76. Not to mention that that means abandoning the porta-potties! nt

[tinfoilinfor2005]

177. Ah think they was meenin that to be a medafour.

after all, the feller who rit it gradiated the thurd graid.

[FreedomAngel82]

47. They are nuts

Luckily nobody takes them seriously.

[Renew Deal]

48. These chickenhawk bitches won't do anything.

They're too afraid to walk away from their keyboards. These pussies only know how to plant bombs at abortion clinics. They don't know how to stand and fight.

[B Calm]

52. They been eating those paint chips again..

[The_Casual_Observer]

49. How about those fr rallies, the ones where a dozen people

show up and they have set up 100's of chairs in from of a bandstand.
It's pathetic beyond belief.

[KG]

81. the freeptard pro-war rally!

more porta-potties than people!


these putzes couldn't fight their way out of a piss-soaked paper bag.

[Hubert Flottz]

97. Re: "more porta-potties than people! "

Because they are so full of shit!

[ck4829]

50. I KNEW this was about Judges

How pathetic.

Get over it, RW'ers, America does not want your 'christian' Judges, MOVE ON

[Catrina]

69. Is FR a mental health facility?

*rotfl* ~ I haven't laughed this much in a long time ~

I wonder if the dreaded ammunition that they are hoping they won't have to resort to is a video game, featuring The Freeper Laptop Brigade where they get to 'go after' DUers with planes and guns and stuff that they are saving up until things get really out of hand. How dare DUers have a different opinion than them!

[Bigmack]

57. My tinfoil hat...

is as big as anybody's. I love all the plot theories. I don't take most of them very seriously, but I do wonder whether some of the excitable/impressionable dorks who swim in the Freep cess/gene pool might be incited to some kind of lame action by this kind of shit.

Remember the really weird kid in the neighborhood who thought a pillowcase tied around his neck like a Supeman cape would help him fly? He's all grown up.... excuse me... grown older, and he hangs around Freepland. And he can buy a gun reeeealll easy.

[geniph]

188. True, but all he'll do is shoot his computer

which puts him out of OUR misery until Mom buys him a new one...

"Take that, DU! Blam!"

"Mom? My computer got broke."

[Terran]

59. Heheh, how cute!

Years ago they liked to play Junior G-Man; now it's Imperial Storm Troopers.

I'm quakin' in me boots.

[Bluebear]

61. They're "locked and loaded"....they love that phrase

:scared:

[libhill]

80. Glad to hear it

Now that they're "locked and loaded", let's draft their assess and send them to Iraq. Shrub and Co. will be so proud.

[tsuki]

212. Wes Clark said he knows where they can get a pair of boots

and three squares a day.

[NuttyFluffers]

178. "Locked and loaded" phrase makes me think they are constipated.

i wonder if a good enema would clear their thinking. probably explains why they are so petrified about anal sex anything, unless they are the ones doing the screwing.

whatever it is they need to take some milk of magnesia and get over themselves.

[FinallyStartingToWin]

62. HAHAHAHA!!!! In the Cherished Words of Commander Cuckoo Bananas...

"Bring It On!!!!!"

Let's see whatcha got punk motha fuckas

[PunkPop]

64. Where is the "resort of using it"

Is it one of those all-inclusive places? Are they going to load up on tropical drinks before the assault? I am simply shaking in my boots!

Love this one:

"If we don't soon find a "man on a white horse" - a guy of Ronald Reagan's stature - to undo all of the harm these liberals have done, then what kind of "other form of ammunition" do you envision, clamper?


Char"

[blondeatlast]

77. Resort of Using It--where they abandon the Porta-Potties

in order to guard the pool cabana!

:rofl:

[libhill]

82. Hmmmm-

Porta potties, another form of ammunition - lordy! They're gonna chuck turds at us!

[cmd]

65. No worries. I'll take brain over brawn any day. n/t

[eallen]

66. Freedom? I don't think that word means what they think it means!

If ever there were a framing issue that liberals need to pick up, it is that the religious right's political goals are precisely to limit freedom. They oppose a woman's freedom to birth control and abortion. They oppose gays' freedom to marry. They oppose scientists' freedom to experiment with embryonic stem cells. And on and on.

We are the ones who are fighting for liberty. Not they. The cognitive dissonance in a bunch of control freaks thinking they stand for freedom would be funny if it weren't now so dangerous on our political scene.

[Pawel K]

68. Bring them on, I am a liberal that just so happens to own a berretta

what a bunch of idiots. Does anyone see a patern? When a liberal wants debate they want to argue with facts. Conservatives want to challenge you to a duel or say they will kill you. Interesting.

[libhill]

87. Because

they are on the losing side of history, and they know it. So, they're getting desperate, and desperation makes them dangerous. However, and I'm not trying to be overly optimistic, I think that this "conservative revival" is an aberration, that it will eventually peter out of it's own accord. I think that the majority of thinking Americans are wising up to the Repukes and they're followers, and have just about had enough of it. Time will tell.

[uppityperson]

70. Oh no, not the "OTHER" ammunition!!!!!!!!!!!!111 oh nooooooooooo

hahahhahahaha

[tjwash]

71. Hey, I'm here. Let's go.

And unlike these little punks, I have actually BEEN in a fight before...

[ComerPerro]

73. LMAO. Not likely. These people

wouldn't even sign up to "defend America" after our "second Pearl Harbor" on 9/11. They wouldn't join up to attack Iraq to protect us and keep us free, even though Saddam was apparently a bigger threat than Hitler.

Therefore, there isn't a chance in hell that these overweight armchair warriors will be revolting against anything (unless Budweiser closes its doors).

[SoCalDem]

75. Do they think we have a clubhouse or something??

What a bunch of irrational losers..

[Hobo]

78. I say bring em on.....

Bring on:

the 101st fighting keyboardists.

The chickenhawks.


The cowards........ thats right you trolls I called you a coward. What are you going to do about it eh, tough guys?

I will meet any of you any time any place! Name it.

Figures you cowards


Hobo

:beer:

[libhill]

89. You give them

too much credit. They don't have the balls to meet you anywhere, they might get hurt. They'll just talk shit to you all day from behind a 'puter screen.

[gordianot]

79. Best laugh of the day.

Why is this type of flame bait tolerated over there?

My son who frequents gun forums tells me they do not let Right Wingers or anyone talk like that on those sites. A point of interest might be that recently Democrats and Liberals are all over gun/survivalist sites. When someone gets carried away with Militia genocide nonsense posters usually clear it up with political affiliation ending the conversation. It is not smart to threaten anyone on Gun Forums even anonymously.

Last summer a person who frequented the local rifle range took to downgrading John Kerry to everyone there. He would pass out Bush literature and NRA tracts. My son and I remained polite. In August my son put a Kerry sticker on his gun case just like the man with the Bush literature. We never heard another word from this character and had one regular at the rifle range ask us for a Kerry sticker which he put on his gun case.

Yes this is nuts but not uncommon.

[MsTryska]

83. what are they gonna do?

grab their balls from Mom's purse, put on some warpaint and get all rambo-like?

bullshit.


making vaccuous threats on internets is for losers.

report them anyway tho.

[Lisa0825]

84. Freepers plotting...

To: All
I've got idea! What might be fun to do since DUmmieLand is putting a lid on all this debate is...
Have about 100 people from here register on their site....

(edited to clarify: i saw that posted on the dark side)

[Rob H.]

88. "another form of ammunition"

Uh-oh. Looks they're going to load up on chili start lighting their farts--they don't call 'em Silent But Deadly for nothing!

:P

[Neecy]

90. oh, what scawy scawy wabbits

I like the part about getting 'tanks and everything'...it gave me the best laugh I've had in days. The combination of drunk and stupid is soooooo scary.

Isn't it funny how these uber-patriots so openly brag about killing American citizens? And they call us traitors? Why do they hate America?

[XNGH]

93. Geepers Freepers you're all a bunch of Creepers

Those buck-toothed hillbilly bible thumping imbeciles can kiss my liberal ass.

[flvegan]

94. They can't even defend their own porta-potties! How will the lodge any

kind of an attack?

Jeebus, what'll the do, put L'il Freeper Chuckie in charge? He's probably got the biggest set out of any of those dipshit fuck weasels.

[mopaul]

99. woo woo #100

[NMMNG]

100. "comapssionate conservativism"?

My a$$!

These people are nothing but warmongering barbaric fascists. They will stop at nothing until they have complete domimation of the US, and then the world--no matter how many people they have to restrict, imprison, torture and kill.

[mopaul]

101. may day! may day! i'm under direct freeper attack in my living room!

huge fat nerdy looking freepers are crawling in my window backed by tanks and waves of navy seals!

[blondeatlast]

102. They are already here; and apparently, the post count has been lowered.

Forewarned is--well, you know.

[Dover]

103. That's funny. I don't think DU feels the least bit threatened by Freepers

and yet they seem to be very threatened by our presence.

Hmmmm....the "endtimes" for freeperville must feel very near indeed.

[mtnsnake]

104. LMAO! What are those un-American weasels gonna throw at us? Keyboards?

:rofl:

[David Zephyr]

105. Proven Fact: Freeper Men Have the Smallest Penises in America.

Big threats, big talk, big guns = Small dicks. It's a universal truth.;-)

[Kerrytravelers]

106. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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This is a freeper. This is where the freeper lives:

[Hubert Flottz]

107. I fart in their general direction!

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Get out the Bug and Worm spray and man the walls! The invasion is about to begin any second now! You'll know they are close by, by the smell of the deep BUSHIT! This is not a drill, REPEAT NOT A DRILL! THAT IS ALL!

EDIT: HELP IS ON THE WAY I CONTACTED TREB UNIT # 5! THAT IS ALL AGAIN!

[sweetheart]

108. Don't worry, we got nukes

The freepers wanna fight...that's ok. We've only got 100 megatonne
punches.... and really, they DON'T REALLY WANT TO DIE... they just
wanna bullshit about fighting. Its a bully thing.

They don't call the democrats the war party for nothing. Remember
rolling thunder boys... yep... roosevelt developed nukes to defend
justice from bullys and imperialists... and y'all iz forgetting who
yer up against. You think those are republicans on all them nucular
sumbarines and in all those silos? HA! You jokers are surrounded by
the democratic majority and we gots nukes... so take yer silly
bully talk back to the boys room and take your lowlife neocriminals
with you.... :-)

A 100 megatonne democratic warhead launched from vandenburg AFB by
the democratic command of the Airforce, would flatten fresno. Just
in case they think a coupla tanks iz an army.

[sysoprock]

109. HEY!

I live in Fresno, I would get toasted along with these redneck fucks.

[sweetheart]

112. Don't worry, democratic command'll give you fair warning

Then the fresno liberals can "relocate" away from the "glass bowl"
in to a place with better pay, a nicer climate, and fewer rednecks.

:-)

[Hubert Flottz]

110. They bought up all the used septic tanks in El Segundo and...

they are headed this way as I type for an all out tank Blitz!

The 13th Armored Moran Lite Brigade is in route to DU rat now! This is not a drill!

EDIT REPEAT NOT A DRILL! **** THAT IS ALL!

[opihimoimoi]

133. Git out the Trusty Treb Units, activate the Crews and Man the Walls

The Freeps are Coming, The Freeps are coming.

Alert the ammo peeps, get those vectors and bomb those tanks when in range.

OMG what to do? The Freeps have Septic Tanks, the lousy bastards, don they know its been banned by the Tuva Convention? The arrogance, the nerve, the audacity, so blatant.

No Class Freep Peeps......

[Hubert Flottz]

206. FReepers eat BUSHIT and bark at the moon!

They ain't got no class and never been to class! Educated at home by Skin-headed FREAK O' Nature Pappies and their toothless shiftless Nazi Mammies! Koolaid 101 is all they learnt! Rev Jim Jones would be PROUD of FReeperland for carrying on with the koolaid!

Load Treb unit 5 with a blivit of thin Bull doo-doo and let 'em have it! They'll EAT IT UP! And think it's apple butter!

[opihimoimoi]

208. Noting that many of them are of the Boston Butt Level....they are eating

somethin kinda fierce.

Home Ed in SOME cases are actually better than the Pub Ed system in certain areas.

But overall, the Pub Ed System is hard to beat when it comes to the Spectrum Range... It offers a very wide range of thoughts/history/ cultural, etc etc incldg the sciences and arts.

Delusional peeeps would refute this.... and its OK

***Treb Unit #5 and zero'd in, Firing for effect. Using Blivit #6 BS Ammo 25 Kg***

DeOdorants R Us is having a sale on Toothless Shiftless Nazi Mammies

Scent Block....see ad in the comic section.

Their Minds are WAAAY Back in the Never Claimed Section of the LOST and FOUND Division. Many of them never even knew their Minds were stolen/ lost/ brainwashed/ in the first place.......convinced with the tiny amount of evidence to back their side/position.... they claim victory in the Truth Contest.

SIGHHhhhhhhhhhh*

Wha can I say?

[Hubert Flottz]

210. The Freepers need to get rid of the danged elephant and get a...

new mascot! I think the Green Fly is more like them, than the elephant is! The FReakers are like Green Flies in SOOOOO many ways! Brains about the same size as a green fly's brain, or smaller, the Freeper hordes can home in on a heap of stale Bushit from over 6758908976543210989786 miles away, when there is only .1232454323675432199 parts per million of Doo-Doo in the air! They constantly consume massive amounts of BU$hit and they like to bother people! Bushit gives them their vector in life! Where Bush leads them they all follow, what he feeds them they all swallow!

The dog pecker gnat might be another critter that more closely resembles and represents the most of the FReeper horde and their mammies, than the noble elephant ever could! Or maybe the elephant pecker gnat, because the Freepers like to think and act big all the time, to impress others of their own kine!

Now I don't mean to be poking fun at the Freakers, I'm just trying to logically figure out their twisted nature and their sinister motivations, for eating up those massive gobs of BUSHIT, like it was some kine of pre sweetened Kool-Aid! What REALLY makes them ticks...err I mean tick?

Are FReepers really the missing link between chimps and dung beetles, as some in the scientific community believe that they are!

[opihimoimoi]

214. Freep peeps should use the ticks and fleas as their mascot...

The Elephant is a noble animal and those pesky Pubs are misusing it.
The Green fly is a fine candidate ... I believe its the species that like dead meat and shit....

It appears those freeps don't know they being used by the 5% who rule.

Thus they support something that is not in their best interest and in fact...is counter productive.

Why is this??? Who the Hell knows...we can only guess. I happen to think its gone airborne.....there is something in the air that makes peeps lose their brains....like Mad Fly Disease....appear normal...but loony as a loon. How else can we explain the talking penis Sean Hannity?

Gimme a vector man, we still got tons of ammo for Trusty Treb Unit #5

[Hubert Flottz]

219. I'm spraying deep woods off on my puter just in case they show!

I'm so danged SKEERT I can hhhhardllly ttttype! I KKKnow ttthey aaaaare oout tthere,,,,I cccan hhhear tthem bbbreathing!.?! III''m ssso ssshookkk uupppp III can'''t Evven TTType!!!!

[XemaSab]

170. If you flatten fresno

please let me know ahead of time so I can go bird somewhere out of town for a few days.

And do something about Friant Dam while you're at it. That thing is the leakiest piece of Soviet crap ever to "grace" a river.

[demgrrrll]

111. The chees-o-meter warning has been moved to dangerously cheesy

Chester Cheetah is ready to lead his minions to Victory!

[Fuzz]

113. Send Lawyers, Guns and Money!

:)

[peacebaby3]

115. Some guy posted this using the pic of the gay guy from Road Warrior

Ironic, huh?

Remember the guy that road around on his bike carrying the really young, blonde-haired boy that he kept on a leash (if I remember correctly)? They made it pretty obvious there was something more between them. Anyway, some freaker has used that character's pic to make this post as if he were their warrior leader.

When I read it, I thought maybe it was a joke, but everyone that posted behind Lazamataz was saying Bravo and acting as if he/she/it were a regular so I guess not.

I put part of the text in bold for some emphasis.

Here is the text from that freaker: (from the same link as OP)


To: Enterprise
General "Blackjack" Pershing "Blood 'n Guts" Patton Lazamataz shall be our first commander!



"Blackjack" Pershing "Blood 'n Guts" Patton Lazamataz's Speech to the Free Republic Army - the Unabridged Edition

Somewhere in America, May 16th, 2005

"Be seated."

People, this stuff that some sources sling around about America wanting liberalism, not wanting to fight socialism, is a crock of bullshit. Americans love to be right wing capitalists, traditionally. All real Americans love the sting and clash of capitalism and the moral virtues of conservatism.

You are here today for three reasons. First, because you are here to defend your homes and your loved ones against the moral predations of liberalism. Second, you are here for your own self respect, because you would not want to be anywhere else. Third, you are here because you are real Americans and all real Americans like to fight liberalism. When you, here, every one of you, were kids, you all admired Ronald Reagan, the Uncompassionate Conservatives, the old-school Republicans. Americans love a winner. Americans will not tolerate a loser. Americans despise cowards. Americans play to win all of the time. I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed. That's why Americans have never lost nor will ever lose against liberals; for the very idea of losing is hateful to an American.

You are not all going to die. Only two percent of you right here today would die because of some liberal. Death must not be feared. Death, in time, comes to all people. Yes, everybody is scared when a liberal screeches at them. If they say they're not, they're a liar. Some people are cowards but they fight liberals the same as the brave folks or they get the hell slammed out of them watching those fight who are just as scared as they are. The real hero is the person who fights liberals even though he is scared. Some people get over their fright in a minute under fire. For some, it takes an hour. For some, it takes days. But a real human being will never let his fear of death overpower his honor, his sense of duty to his conservative values, and his innate sense of right and wrong.

Battling liberalism is the most magnificent competition in which a human being can indulge. It brings out all that is best and it removes all that is base. Americans pride themselves on being REAL conservatives and they ARE real conservatives. Remember that the liberals are just pantywaist leg-warmer wearing fairies, and are just as frightened as you are, and probably more so. They are not supermen.

All through your Free Republic careers, you folks have bitched about what you call "chicken shit posting." That, like everything else in Free Republic, has a definite purpose. That purpose is alertness. Alertness must be bred into every Freeper. I don't give a f**k for a Freeper who's not always on his toes. You people are conservatives or you wouldn't be here. You are ready for what's to come. A Freeper must be alert at all times if he expects beat the stuffing out of liberals. If you're not alert, sometime, a liberal son-of-an-asshole-bitch is going to sneak up behind you and pass another freedom-grabbing, pro-abortion, antigun law! There are four hundred neatly marked new laws in Washington, all because one conservative compromised with a liberal.

Free Republic is a team. It lives, sleeps, eats, and fights as a team. This individual "I can do it all" stuff is pure horse shit. The bilious bastards who write that kind of stuff for the New York Times don't know any more about real fighting under fire than they know about ! We have the finest computers, the best internet connections, and the best minds in the world. Why, by God, I actually pity those poor sons-of-bitches we're going up against. By God, I do.

Freepers don't surrender, and I don't want to hear of any Freeper under my command stopping unless he has been knocked unconscious. Even if you are knocked unconscious, when you wake up, you can still fight liberals. That's not just bull shit either. The kind of man that I want in my command is just like the Freeper in Philidelphia, who, surrounded and beaten by shouting Union thugs, stood his ground and exposed the corruption of the Democrat in office. There was a real Freeper!

Each Freeper must not think only of himself, but also of his country's future. We don't want yellow Freepers in this web site. They should be banned like trolls. If not, they will go home after this fight and breed more trolls. The brave Freepers will breed more brave Freepers. Kill off the Goddamned cowards and we will have a nation of brave Freepers.

Sure, we want to go home. We've got jobs to do and spouses and children to care for. We want liberals to go away. The quickest way to get it over with is to go get the Democrats and RINOS unelected, and get CONSERVATIVE Repuboicans elected. The quicker they are whipped, the quicker we can resume our lives. The shortest way home is straight through liberal's fondest desires. And when we destroy liberalism, I am personally going to shoot the first newspaper that decries our victory. Just like I'd shoot a snake!

When a Freeper is not calling his representatives, if he just stays idle all day, a liberal will get to the representative eventually. The hell with that idea. The hell with taking it. My Freepers don't slow down. I don't want them to. Keep moving. And don't give the enemy time to rally either. We'll win this fight, but we'll win it only by working and by showing the liberals that we've got more guts than they have; or ever will have. We're not going to just defeat the sons-of-bitches, we're going to rip out their living Goddamned guts and use them to grease the axles of our SUV's. We're going to murder those lousy liberal c**k suckers by the bushel-f***ing-basket.

Politics is a bloody, senseless business. You've got to destroy their ideology, or they will destroy yours. Use their tactics. Use emotionalism. Delphi them. When newspapers are criticzing all of you and you open up your paycheck and realize that instead of pay, it's all taxes, you'll know what to do!

From time to time there will be some complaints that we are pushing our Freepers too hard. I don't give a good Goddamn about such complaints. I believe in the old and sound rule that an ounce of sweat will save a ton of legislation. The harder WE push, the more liberals we will defeat. The more liberals we defeat, the more money, rights, and lives we will save. I want you all to remember that.

There is one great thing that you men will all be able to say after this fight is over and you can resume your lives again. You may be thankful that twenty years from now when you are sitting by the fireplace with your grandson on your knee and he asks you what you did in the great political battles of the 2000's, you WON'T have to cough, shift him to the other knee and say, 'Well, your Granddaddy shoveled shit in Louisiana.' No, Sir, you can look him straight in the eye and say, 'Son, your Granddaddy rode with the Great Free Republic and a Son-of-a- Goddamned-Bitch named Lazamataz!'

"That is all."

____________________________________________________________________

I'm sure they will be trying to delete this one fast over at the freakers' lair!

[jus_the_facts]

119. He's plagiarized the movie Patton there almost verbatim....

....except WE'RE the Germans in this idiots mind?! :crazy:

[peacebaby3]

122. I thought it was Patton, but never actually saw the movie

I just thought it was really funny that he/she/it used that particular picture of a character.

[HughBeaumont]

132. Hemo-gluteal emesis.

"The quicker they are whipped, the quicker we can resume our lives. The shortest way home is straight through liberal's fondest desires. And when we destroy liberalism, I am personally going to shoot the first newspaper that decries our victory. Just like I'd shoot a snake!"

SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGH. What. An. Assrape.

Let me print this in bold caps so your 2.65 brain cells can grasp it:

YOUR PARTY CONTROLS THE FOLLOWING:
PRESIDENCY
CONGRESS
ALL MEDIA CONGLOMERATES
NEARLY ALL MULTINATIONAL CORPORATIONS
VOTING MACHINE CONTRACTORS

WITH ALL OF THAT INFLUENCE -

YOU ARE NOT VICTIMS.

REPEAT.

YOU ARE NOT VICTIMS.

PLEASE JUST STOP IT ALREADY YOU INFANTILE COCKSPANKS.

[Rob H.]

145. "moral virtues of conservatism"

Y'mean like how bloviating gasbag Limbaugh decried criminals and drug abusers while he was abusing drugs himself? Or how self-appointed Morality Czar Bill Bennett was neck-deep in debt due to his gambling addiction? Or how Dr. David Hager, appointed by Bush to the Advisory Committee for Reproductive Health Drugs in the FDA, repeatedly sodomized his wife without her consent for a period of seven years? Or how Condoleeza Rice, on reading a Presidential Daily Briefing Titled "Bin Laden Determined to Strike in US," did nothing? Or...

:eyes:

[Jo March]

154. He's going to shoot a newspaper?

What the hey? How is shooting a newspaper going to help?

:crazy:

[Jara sang]

213. Gee... I wonder how much "capital" he really has.

I'm guessing zero.

[RetroLounge]

116. "ships and planes and artillery and tanks and everything"

Hey Freeper dumbfucks. It's Democratic Undeground. You better get yourself a digital submarine.

Asshats...

:rofl:

RL

[aeolian]

120. Battles are won with brains, not brute strength

so "bring it on." :evilgrin:

[tabasco]

121. Freepers are a bunch of fucking pussies.

The military has an emergency personnel shortage and these fucksticks talk about attacking fellow Americans. TRAITORS.

I did my time in the infantry motherfuckers. Now go do yours you fucking assholes. I'd like to see some of those pasty little wimps attack my ass. Bring it, fucksticks. I won't be holding my breath waiting for you because I know you are a bunch of fucking pussies.

[malmapus]

162. My thoughts exactly

None of these fuckers have done anything for this country, let alone by serving it.

I was a bastard child of SF, buddies called me a patch whore cause of the schools I'd sign myself to. Would love to bring out that training and put it to use again.

Bring it on

[lala_rawraw]

127. Bring it on inbred moronic twit whores...

If for no other reason, this is why abortion should be legal... so that brother and sister cannot birth out half-crazed, violent bigots with guns.

[orpupilofnature57]

129. The ilk of border militia, Cross burners, Dogs incited by other Dogs!!

Shrub and freepers biggest weapon is Ignorance.Kkkarl there to stir the pot,Pa Pa briefed more than half the government, what a legacy.

[TheWatcher]

134. To All The Lurking Mouth-Breathing Freepers Who Are Even DREAMING About

thinking this.

I'll meet you in the streets.

Enough Talk.

GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE AND SETTLE IT.

You'd better come with conviction.

And you'd better have your house in order.

You can be assured of ONE thing.

We go down, you go with us.

Now, are you STILL interested?

[bunkerbuster1]

136. Yawn.

Another day, another call to arms from the 101st Keyboarders.

If they show up in the street to fight, you can always divert their attention by tossing Cheetos.

[Ganja Ninja]

137. Hey Freeptards, If your so brave ...

why is the army short of their recruitment goals by 40%? You guys are pathetic chickenhawks that's why. You ass holes aren't going to pick up a gun and come after us any more than you'll pick up a gun and go after Al Queda.

[flygal]

139. Ha - exactly!

If there are so many out there supporting this war - why is recruitment so low? My brother is Army and said way more than half his unit hates *. Freepers have to talk big - they're wanna-be soldiers but too chicken to actually fight.

[blondeatlast]

138. OP? OP? Where aaaaaaaaaaaare you? nt

[Jose Diablo]

141. Hmmm, sounds like a threat.

Those dipsticks at FR couldn't find their butt with both hands. Oooh, I am really scared here. Probably mostly kids in HS or college or some wack jobs down at the lodge.

If they want blood, why not join the 'fun' in Iraq? They can get all the blood they want and serve their Prez at the same time.

They won't join though because folks like this are only brave when under a hood or sheet. They might get hurt actually facing somebody shooting real bullets. They know that if they join in, it could end-up being their blood that spills into their boots.

I wouldn't worry too much about those frats and dorks at FR.

Lazamataz???

:rofl:

[KansDem]

142. They're just "blowing smoke..."

Probably from those smelly, pungent, filters-are-for-sissies" cigarettes they're so fond of smoking.

[Contrary1]

143. Not to worry...

we all know what they do when it comes time
to bear arms and defend "their country".

[Sugar Smack]

144. "No. There is another form of ammunition.

I just pray that we aren't forced to the resort of using it."


I'm sure that kid can really hold his own in a food fight.

[BreweryYardRat]

148. Christ, this is funny.

A bunch of fat inbred rednecks threatening to attack us. Why am I not intimidated?

Amusing, thanks for posting it, Dawgs!

[BigMcLargehuge]

150. Here you go freepers...

This is my house in my neighborhood. Come by anytime. Bring friends, bring lots of friends.

[Sugar Smack]

152. HOKA-HEY!

I have a sharpened paintbrush, and I'm not afraid to use it!!!



:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Dawgs]

153. Anyone see this line...

"The difference between us and them is that we are a rule of law type people who actually allow different views not just pay lip service to "diversity"."

These guys really are delusional. What the fuck is this guys definition of "diversity".

[Contrary1]

155. Oh, oh...I wasn't worried until I read this one:

To: clamper1797

Stretch, the Old Geezer here: OK, I am for it.... Let's get hundreds of us Freepers to band together and arrange for busses to go to these palces where injustices have been done and demonstrate till these judges are driven from office. Do the same to the UCLA attorneys when they file suits against our Christianity and our Boy Scouts.... GET A REAL GOOD NAME, SUCH AS PAUL REVERE PATRIOTS.... OR PATRICK HENRY PATRIOTS.... AND PAINT ALL OVER THE BUSES: THE PATRIOTS ARE COMING, OR SUCH SLOGANS.....

WE CAN BUY USED BUSSES FAIRLY CHEAP. BUY THEM UP ACROSS THE COUNTRY AND USE THEM TO TRANSPORT "THE pATRIOTS".

JESSEE JACKSON HAS HIS "RENT A MOB" and he gets thousands of demonstrators whereever he needs them.... IT CAN BE DONE.

when the minutemen got started, and were looking for volunteers, my wife who will be 81 in a couple MONTHS suggested that we go down there and volunteer.... I was ready to go there with her. We sent for information on the net. The only reason we didn't go was because WE were in the process of building on to our house and was affraid to leave all the materials stacked in the yard with no one around.. I think also, we were a little to .....

IT CAN BE DONE, AND AT VERY LITTLE COST IF WE PITCH TOGETHER AND BUY OLD SCHOOL BUSSES... TAKE COFFEE MAKERS... BUY DRINKS FROM COSTO OR SAMS... MAKE SANDWICHES.. TAKE A SLEEPING BAG... TAKE NAPS IN THE BUSSES.... SLEEP ON THE GROUND... I'M OLD...M BUT, BY GOD, I HAVE BEEN THERE AND DONE THAT...I CAN SLEEP ON THE GROUND.... I MAY NEED A LITLE HELP GETTING UP, BUT BRING IT ON!!!!!!

30 posted on 05/16/2005 3:00:09 PM PDT by Stretch

[Skittles]

156. Action! Defeat The Truth NOW!

ignorant, pathetic assholes

[Octafish]

159. Freepers! Know your BFEE!

Are you citizens of the United States of America or are you NAZI?


Know your BFEE: Bush Lied America into War

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=3601654#3604685


Know your BFEE: James R Bath – Bush – bin Laden Link

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=3571293&mesg_id=3571293&page=


Know your BFEE: War Profiteers

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=3493251


Know your BFEE: Dead Men Tell No Tales

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=3389867


Know your BFEE: Rev. Sun Myung Moon OWNS Poppy Bush

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=3355939


Know your BFEE: Homeland Czar & Petro-Turd Bernie Kerik

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=2788428


Know your BFEE: American Children Used in Radiation Experiments

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=3312956


Know your BFEE: Eugenics and the NAZIs - The California Connection

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=2511192


Know your BFEE: The Barreling Bushes

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=2472759


Know your BFEE: A Crime Line of Treason

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=2748315


Know your BFEE: How Smirko Got Rich

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=2529964


Know your BFEE: George W Bush did "community service" at Project P.U.L.L.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=2956067


Know your BFEE: Vote Suppressor Supreme, the Turd Bill Rehnquist

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=2414083


Know your BFEE: George W Bush Knew 9-11 Was Coming and Did NOTHING!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=2404049


Know your BFEE: Oliver North, Drug Dealer

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=2396787


Know your BFEE: Pat Robertson Incorporated a Gold Mine with a Terrorist

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=2397004


This one’s not labeled “Know Your BFEE,” but it’s meant in the same spirit:

Poppy Bush Involved in JFK Assassination -- BFEE's Spooked!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=3274455

[XemaSab]

174. I just learned last night

about the connections between poppy bush and United Fruit Company.

Like, honestly,

:wtf:

[Octafish]

184. Poppy Bush was in Dallas the day President Kennedy was murdered.

Here's the Official FBI memo from 22 November 1963 showing what he was doing there: Blaming a sap named James Parrott for the assassination.



There's background and another doozie of a doc here:

http://www.internetpirate.com/bush.htm

[XemaSab]

190. The more I learn

the more I just want to crawl into a hole and die.

Seriously.

[Octafish]

195. No. Please don't do that! We need you to spread the word about the BFEE.

Freepers are wont to say, "If you don't love America, leave it." That way they can take over your land and stuff.

We must stand together to fight these bed-wetting bastards. Help spread the word and get everybody who has the critical faculties working together to get the BFEE out of the Monkey House and into the Federal Penitentiary at Leavenworth, where they belong.

[XemaSab]

196. Land, what land?

Pardon, but I'm not a member of the BFEE moneyed elite, I'm just a peasant with a rented barn.

Also, I don't think we should waste tax money on incarcerating traitors.

Saw this here today, and it's worth another look:

http://billmon.org/archives/trial.html

[Beelzebud]

160. Kids like playing with G.I. Joes. Let them have their fun.

Because that is what they are like. Children, screaming "Gimmie that it's MINE!" (in reference to our nation)

[Modem Butterfly]

165. What a bunch of paranoid freaky-freaks

Good thing I'm armed.

[Sparkly]

166. They've got all the bravery of their feckless leader, the Chimperor.

Idiots. :eyes:

[janx]

168. Sparkly! Look at post #155, above!

:rofl:

[Sparkly]

198. HahaHA!!

Just goes to show, being idiots and being nuts aren't mutually exclusive!!

(Edited to add this quote: "I MAY NEED A LITLE HELP GETTING UP, BUT BRING IT ON!!!!!!") :rofl:

[DinahMoeHum]

169. Typical RWers. standing on a brick to kick a duck in the ass. . .

and more than half the time, they STILL miss the mark.

:evilgrin:

[ElsewheresDaughter]

171. Not one thread on Galloway and the Senate hearings...LMAO

[janx]

173. Oh yes there is. Get ready to laugh even harder.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1404717/posts?q=1&&page=1

[Jo March]

194. "demorates"? Seriously, "demorates"??

The ignorance is appalling over there.

[noonwitch]

176. I'm not really afraid of them

There aren't as many as they'd like you to think there are.

C'mon, these are people who boycott Disney and Star Wars. They think that Milosovich and Pinochet are good guys. They think God created the world in literally 7 days. They think that David Koresh was an innocent victim. These are not the prevailing beliefs held by the majority of the american people. They voted for Bush because Kerry didn't campaign well.

[VOX]

181. Egads! I nearly spilled my latte on my Volvo leather seat, out of fear!!!!

Quick! I need to hug a bunny, or a tree... somewhere... anywhere!! :scared: Even if Jane Fonda loaned me her anti-aircraft gun, my trembling liberal hands and bleeding liberal heart would *never* let me pull the trigger! :scared: Oh, my! I better duck and cover under my good grey New York Times! :scared:
:sarcasm: :sarcasm: :sarcasm: :sarcasm: :sarcasm: :sarcasm:
- - - - - -
Real message:
:mad: :grr: :nuke: Bring. It. On. :nuke: :grr: :mad:

[cheezus]

183. LOL. Bring it on, pussies.

At least it's a good sign that we're wining the civil cold war.

[Lannes]

187. New Poster

Hi thought I would stop lurking and join in the discussion.Saw this a while back.In case some of you didnt see it....

[Mutley]

193. Welcome to DU!

:hi:

and great comic!

:rofl:

[geniph]

186. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I quake in my Birkenstocks! My latte shakes in my hand! I can hardly load the 12-gauge pump, I'm so intimidated!

Bring it on, chickenhawk mofos! Y'all are too chickenshit to enlist to fight in this war you love so much, I can't imagine you Keyboard Crusaders actually coming out of Mom's basement long enough to pose a threat to anything other than pixels.

How, exactly, does one conduct a "war" against virtual people? We are everywhere. What are they gonna do, blow up their own computers? Now, that'd be a good start...shut 'em up for a bit, anyway.

[janx]

189. Note the source: GOPUSA. Is GANNON still a freeper?

:rofl:

[Mutley]

192. they're not gonna do shit

they can't even get more than 30 people at their rallies!

:rofl:

[Orsino]

202. Two hundred angry young white men...

...posting from their parents' basements do not a revolution make.

Worry about the Big Money party line they parrot, because it is backed by force and it hates your freedom and theirs.

[solinvictus]

200. Oh, come on!!

What, so the Freepers are going to put down the Cheetos, put on their surplus BDU's, and leave their mom's basement and do something? Wow. I'm really f**king scared! Here's what I did with my time this past weekend: Saturday AM was spent at the pistol range, the afternoon spent hiking, Sunday was hiking and rock climbing. The Cheeto Division is on the march supported by the Twinkie Brigade!!!

[Piperay]

201. WTF...

these people need to get a FUCKING life! :grr:

[libodem]

203. I know I'm at the end of the discussion but

I'm pretty sure more than Freepers read DU. This is a little off the subject.. But Glen Beck was going on and on about the, basement '08, today...pondering how anyone in their collective right minds could be concerned about who will run in '08. This sounds suspiciously like Skinners, post about all the flaming over our personal favorite, '08 potential candidates and how crappy we can be to each other over who we want. I hate for us to become the source of their sickening 'talking points'. Oh well, we can't stop their prying eyes.

[Hippo_Tron]

204. Somehow I'm not worried

And if worse comes to worse, the assault weapons ban has been repealed so I can just go buy an AK-47 legally now.

[Ksec]

205. Rethugs are simply sissy boys.

chickenhawks and cowards.

They ran when they were called and theyll run from a fight with Liberals.

I laugh when I see these freepers yak

[lonestarnot]

209. They have already begun slowing my posts LOL

[DiverDave]

215. Yo, Freeperjoe!

Bring it baby, I'm STILL waiting for my beatdown from you.

I'll say it again, joe, PM me and we can meetup...

[LightningFlash]

216. This guy's absolutely insane.

First it will start with constant hacking attacks, then it will descend into fistfights in the streets.

I have no doubt with General Cuckoobananas in charge that this level of war will begin. But the great news is, good always triumphs over evil and lots of republicans will fight against sadistic freepers too I am sure this time.

[Hubert Flottz]

218. I try not to be too hard on the wimpy shitbags from the dork side!

You simply must pity a poor son of a ho FReep, because he/she weren't taught any sense by their snake handlin', neglectful, inbred, GOPer parents! It's hard to turn out anything close to sane, after being raised suckin' roadkill shunk through their baby nipples! Even the smartest ones...the ones that drink mother's milk till they're old enough to drop out of grade school ain't real brite! You've got to remember that the hardest 10 years of a young Freeper's life is first grade!

Sometimes I just feel a little sorry about the no account stupid bastids!

EDIT} FOR GOOD GRAMMAFICATION

[LightningFlash]

222. I agree they're not very bright..

But I have debated with intelligent freepers and radicals before, they know what they're talking about. If many of them ever woke up to the fact the things they had heard were bullshit, maybe there would be no need for civil war.

Maybe they would then turn against like raving animals, the very criminals who run this country. Freepers do like to eat their own.

[Hubert Flottz]

223. Welcome to DU LightningFlash!

We need all the help we can get cause the Freepers are planning an attack! Probably a Big Mac Attack! That's about their speed!

[OnionPatch]

220. The sad part for them is

even if they were to somehow manage to knock off everyone here at DU, America (and the world) will continue it's march toward liberalism. It sometimes takes two steps forward and one step back (the last few years) but it continues to move ever toward liberalism. As it should:

George Washington:

"I hope ever to see America among the foremost nations of justice and liberality."

[adigal]

221. HaHa - they are getting on buses and buying coffee at Costco's

"IT CAN BE DONE, AND AT VERY LITTLE COST IF WE PITCH TOGETHER AND BUY OLD SCHOOL BUSSES... TAKE COFFEE MAKERS... BUY DRINKS FROM COSTO(sic) OR SAMS... MAKE SANDWICHES.. TAKE A SLEEPING BAG... TAKE NAPS IN THE BUSSES.... SLEEP ON THE GROUND... I'M OLD...M BUT, BY GOD, I HAVE BEEN THERE AND DONE THAT...I CAN SLEEP ON THE GROUND.... I MAY NEED A LITLE HELP GETTING UP, BUT BRING IT ON!!!!!!"


Don't they know that Costco is BLUE???

Seriously, folks, I have to wonder why the truth is so hard for them to see. I was a repub, and I saw what they are doing to my country.