Terri Schiavo is the new Bill Clinton

[jmowreader]

Terri Schiavo didn't invent oral sex or blue dresses, and she didn't have an assistant who invented the Internets. But Terri in her death is as important to the religious wrong as Bill Clinton will ever be.

She's great for stirring up the troops.

"We've got to Ban Abortion because of Terri."

"We've got to Overturn the Concept of Marriage because of Terri."

We're gonna hear Terri Schiavo's name, even though most of them can't spell it, for the rest of our lives...even though she died 15 years ago and her body finally was allowed to turn itself off this year.

Just watch: terrisfight.org will still be up. (I just checked it out...it says such HILARIOUS things as "Terri was responsive to stimuli" and "Terri was denied food and water by mouth." Well gee, guys, if Terri could have taken water by mouth without drowning, we wouldn't be having this discussion, now would we?)