Top Ten Reasons to Watch Bush Tonight

[Plaid Adder]

10. More evidence in the argument against the theory of Intelligent Design.

9. Suspense of seeing whether Liberty Light or Freedom Dry will win this year's Bud Bowl.

8. Exciting new backdrop of soldiers in uniform might inspire new camo-themed decorating ideas.

7. Chance of catching someone in the abovementioned backdrop yawning, falling asleep, or making 'rabbit ears' above W's head as he talks.

6. Sooooo easy to turn it into a drinking game.

5. Possibility that Bush, instead of dissembling, will disassemble by mistake.

4. Morbid curiosity as to how many different ways a speechwriter can reframe the same load of incoherent bullshit before commiting ritual suicide on live TV.

3. Democrats have hired Simon Cowell to give the 'response.'

2. Will enable you to more precisely and effectively humiliate Bush-voting colleagues Wednesday morning.

1. When W. finally undergoes a full-blown psychotic meltdown on national television, don't you want to be able to say you were there?

C ya,

The Plaid Adder

[Maestro]

1. 1 and 4

are the best. We can only hope!

[WillyT]

4. Yep... 1 And 4... Definitely !!!

Great job Plaid!!!

:yourock:

[tallahasseedem]

21. I like your sig line...

I am actually wearing a shirt right now that states, "If you aren't completely appalled then you haven't been paying attention".

[Maestro]

29. Cool.

But really it is the truth. How can anyone with two brain cells not be outraged!?!

[goclark]

2. Popcorn is ready

but I'll read the DU threads instead.
I can't take his face.

[AuntiBush]

13. I can't take his voice... his speech... and add that face, too.

Is it any wonder we're "one nation, under pschy care!"

[earthboundmisfit]

3. Ha! We're actually having a little get-together for it...

Bush Bingo cards & beer at the ready.

[Technowitch]

5. I just need to be sure to remove all heavy objects from the room

...lest I risk damaging the television beyond repair. ;)

[bunny planet]

6. My fav was number 5, until of course I got to numero uno.

I still can't watch though, I'll have a thrombo.

[beam me up scottie]

7. BWAHAHAHAHAHA !

#11) Might get to witness an ever possible "wired-robe malfunction" and watch blivet light up like a christmas tree.

[calimary]

8. I'd add "picking his nose" to number 7.

Good list, though. If we were REALLY lucky, we might not only hear the birth of a new malapropism. Perhaps someone behind him will break wind audibly...

I can dream, can't I?

[blue sky at night]

9. i would love to watch.........

but I cannot bring myself to listen to him, it is like fingernails on the blackboard to me. I agree there are many reasons to listen, mostly to watch him make an ass out of himself once more. God, how can people support him after they listen to him for 30 seconds? Go for it Moran, you can only dig a bigger hole than you are already in.

[Garage Queen]

10. You know, you almost had me there with reasons 1, 2, & 4

but I think I'll spend tonight watching "The Fellowship of the Ring" tonight.

Either that, or re-writing the script for that God-forsaken Star Wars trilogy. (Eps 1-3).

[donco6]

11. Number 4 - how DO they do it?

Have they no shame whatsoever?

[FizzFuzz]

12. hahah and I was JUST thinking that I couldn't bear to watch it.

you're a riot!!

my favs: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 !!

[tallahasseedem]

14. #1 has been a dream of mine...

since the hissy fit during the first debate.

[karlrschneider]

15. Another reason (#11?): You have just drunk a glass of strychnine and

desperately need to regurgitate...
;-)

[byronius]

16. Televisions are too expensive. At least, mine is.

I have a 'foot through screen when W's on' problem. Can't watch. Just can't. Rage --- rising --- pressure --- building ---

[Chichiri]

17. I'll have it on muted.

So that I can listen to something more entertaining, like Dream Theater or Stephen King.

[ConfuZed]

18. I want him to beat up a news reporter on live TV

...while screaming "I AM YOUR GOD!" then whip it out and starts urinating on the same reporter at the same moment Cheney's "ticker"... "tocks" :)


...Can the secret service stop him if my dream becomes reality?

[KeepItReal]

19. Luv #3....Simon would break Bush & Co. into tears

That would make a nice SNL skit

[Plaid Adder]

23. As long as the words "BLOODY AWFUL!" feature prominently...

...I think it would be quite entertaining. As a performer, George W. is a disaster. I don't know how he gets away with it. And if he ever tried to sing...LOOK OUT!

"Your suit doesn't fit, your posture is terrible, and your affect is flatter than Rush Limbaugh's mattress. Even if this speech were 10,000 times better than it actually is, a delivery this bad would still get it banned under the terms of the Geneva Convention."

And it would all sound so much better with Simon's accent...

The Plaid Adder

[ThomWV]

20. Present At The End

I think he will come across as Peevish and it will alienate the people who still support him. The fall will be dated from today.

[Jack Rabbit]

22. Concerning reason number 10, Pladder

Actually, Bush is an argument in favor of intelligent design.

According to Darwin, evolution cannot work backward. Therefore, Bush could only be the result of a conscious, intelligent and perhaps somewhat malicious designer. Nature couldn't do this.

[Plaid Adder]

24. So...he's proof of the theory of SPITEFUL DESIGN! n/t

[Kurovski]

25. #1 reason is indeed the #1 reason.

Bush came close to "meltdown" during the presidential debates with Kerry.

I can wait.

Funny post, PA!

[IChing]

26. We can visualize him F@cking up, I'd love to hear him booed but

The guys there would face a court marshall
so hopefully they at least will not cheer and applaud him.
Let us hope we get 9 out of the 10 reasons.

[Kansas Wyatt]

27. What about..... The battery pack on Shrub's hump ignites and....

He bursts into a ball of flames, due to all the gas/bullshit he's spewing.

[SharonRB]

28. #1 is definitely my fave!

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

30. Great stuff! Thanks!