Freepers asking for prayers for *.. things must be bad

[medeak]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1441445/posts

[MichiganVote]

1. Pray...Please destroy him utterly

[lwin]

11. If that happens, I just might accept Jesus Christ as my saviour

And give up my atheist, infidel ways...:rofl:

[Ladyhawk]

91. Hell, me too! :D :D :D :D

:rofl:

[acmejack]

17. by means of spontaneous combustion!

The proverbial burning bush? (I swear I couldn't help it!)

[Gay Green]

58. Proverbial burning Bush!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[union_maid]

44. The truth will set him free

Just pray for an attack of honesty coming from the general direction of the White House.

[susanna]

60. Be careful what you pray for...

Or at least put on your protective gear JUST IN CASE honesty is somehow emitted from 1600 Pennsylvania. Though I hear there are fail-safe controls to make sure that doesn't happen, if it somehow does, I think it might be a nu-cu-lar accident.

P.S. I still don't know the sarcasm emoticon. Mostly because I'm lazy.

[Lori Price CLG]

97. LOL! For what? Mercy following the treason trial? Not gonna happen... n/t

[NightOwwl]

2. For those of us who can't bring ourselves to wade through the slime...

Can you post a couple good ones?

[Incitatus]

7. ditto

[Incitatus]

13. besides

Does it really do any good to pray for someone who doesn't have a soul?

[delete_bush]

54. you asked for it...

"We pray for the people of Iraq that in their freedom, they would begin to understand and feel the love of Jesus Christ, who died for their sins"

the old invade their country, kill their leaders, and convert them routine.

[boston bean]

3. What a bunch of scary people over there... n/t

[Beaverhausen]

9. There are scary people here too!

But they are way scarier.

Welcome! :hi:

[boston bean]

18. I believe you are correct. Thanks for the welcome! n/t

[karlrschneider]

12. Scary is putting it mildly. Welcome to DU!

:D
:toast:

[boston bean]

15. Thank you very much. I have been lurking for months and just

decided to sign on today.

[karlrschneider]

49. Watch your DUmail

:D

[medeak]

33. Welcome MassDemm!

[calimary]

4. YES! Let's pray for rove...

to be INDICTED on multiple counts, and to face prosecution, conviction, AND incarceration. And let's hope that part of it starts AFTER bush is unable to issue pardons...

[MadisonProgressive]

5. OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

6. At least they're not praying to him at this point

[bpilgrim]

14. lol

don't kid yourself :evilgrin:

peace

[proud patriot]

19. LOL , I wouldn't count on that

:crazy:

[mcscajun]

29. I suppose things COULD be worse...

...not by much, but they could be.

[stopbush]

8. Pathetic and scary at the same time.

Did I mention clueless?

[Cocoa]

10. pray for Mojo

[bucknaked]

16. Bet the whackjob * fans on FR concern the sec. service more than any lib

These people are downright scary in their idolatry of the man!

[proud patriot]

23. fan is short for fanatical

if I was famous I'd get creeped out by over adoring
fans that's for sure.

[Sequoia]

31. Thou shalt have no other gods before me.

Guess they forgot about that commandment. Their prayers and idea of religion are traitorous to our nation. They bring the terrorist to our shores. They hate America. They will not be included in the rapture. They shall burn in the lake of fire.

That's right you lurking freepers, I'm talking about you. I know you so well because I grew up with you and your petty small minded righteousness, so take your prayers for that yellow belly coward and shove it.

[candy]

20. The hammer is about to come down----hard !!!!!

[Carla in Ca]

36. Hammer? Did you say hammer...

When is one, just one R going to sign the indictment papers that CREW has prepared for DeLay? I'm waiting........

[Blue-Jay]

21. Dear God, please smite Free Republic.

Smite their sorry fucking asses off. Smite smite smite.

love,

Blue-Jay

[lonestarnot]

24. And smoke the beast! Smote him too! Smack him while your smm....n

[Hubert Flottz]

22. We've been praying for the national d*p sh*t all damned day!

Why the hell do the Freeps think he's doing such a fine job? :sarcasm: :shrug:

[Booster]

25. I don't know for sure, but seems to me God would be angry at

anyone who prays for a murdering, lying, slimebucket with no soul to get out of a mess of their own doing. Course, that's just me.

[susanna]

32. If they believe their scripture,

they will have to answer for their near-idolatry of *. If I were them, I would be earnestly praying for guidance over whether I have been fooled by a false prophet. Course, that's just me. ;-)

[aeolian]

26. Oh, Lord! Bless this, thy hand grenade, that with it we may blow thine

enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.

[mcscajun]

28. NO ONE Expects the Spanish Inquisition!

:rofl:

"And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

[Rude Horner]

42. Of course, now...

I'm gonna have to pull out "Holy Grail" tonight and watch it.

:rofl: :popcorn:

[mcscajun]

47. But of course!

If I had it on DVD, I might do likewise. :)

[donco6]

65. Thy HOLY hand grenade.

Get it right! :)

[mcscajun]

27. The prayer of Max Bialystock

"Oh Lord, hear my plea, destroy him. He maketh a blight on the land."

[NightOwwl]

30. O LORD, how many are my foes!

MILLIONS!

How many rise up against me!

MILLIONS!

Many are saying of me, “God will not deliver him.”

THEY ARE RIGHT!

But You are a shield around me, O LORD;

NO I'M NOT!

You bestow glory on me and lift up my head.

YOU WISH!

Psalm 3 1-3

[The_Casual_Observer]

34. "Dear Heavenly Father, we once again kneel before Your throne"

They have been drinking a little too much again?

[baby_mouse]

35. Oh, GUYS!

2 lonely X-stains?

:rofl:

It's not scary, it's PITIFUL!

I'm starting to feel sorry for them.

[kliljedahl]

48. Got here late

3 praying for him now, it's a landslide.


Keith’s Barbeque Central

[baby_mouse]

52. 3! 3 SCARY X-stains!

A A A A A (lightning)

We should get some REAL Christians praying for some REAL stuff RIGHT ON THIS HERE VERY BOARD.

[Bouncy Ball]

90. The Count counts!

Three!!! Three scary freeptards! Three!!!

[livinginphotographs]

37. Oh, this is rich...

"Lord, we also bring Laura before You in prayer, asking that You protect and bless her as she is in South Africa representing Your love to the people there. We ask that the light of Your love would continue to shine in her as she ministers to those who suffer from AIDS, and we ask that she and Jenna would be brought back safely home."

Um, praying for Laura and Jenna? How about praying for all those people suffering from AIDS that make Laura and Jenna's photo-ops possible?

Or do the brown people not count?

Stupid freepers.

[kiki]

55. "..as she ministers to those suffering from AIDS..."

"...which of course You sent to destroy the queers in Your infinite wisdom..."

[SlavesandBulldozers]

72. oh man

great post.

[livinginphotographs]

80. LMAO!!!

Good point.

[kiki]

102. Well, it must confuse the right-wingers...

...bless their putrid little hearts. Having to support a cause because Stepford Laura is into it, when they've been saying it's a punishment from God for so many years...

[Goldmund]

38. Nah, they do this every day

Literally.

[FreedomAngel82]

39. Sure I'll say a prayer all right

That justice comes and they all get what they desreve from God after all they've done since 2000!

[dogday]

40. Shouldn't they be praying for KKKarl? n/t

[Bluebear]

41. THAT'S SO INSPIRATIONAL! Crying here!!

:puke:

[AntiCoup2K4]

43. Here's my own prayer

Lord,

We pray that You deliver us from Satan and his dumbassed servant George Bush Jr, before all of Your creation pays the price for his idiocy.

Can I get an Amen?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

86. Amen, brother!

[satya]

45. Note to freepers: Matthew 6:5-6. nt

[medeak]

46. good one

(6:5-6)
"Enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray."
Jesus tells his disciples not to pray in public.

[thinkingwoman]

50. May George W. Bush get

exactly what he deserves.

There. Pagan prayer. Or is it curse? Hmmmm. Oops. :eyes:

[stepnw1f]

51. Pray to Who? Lucifer...

They don't believe in God!!!!

[MzShellG]

79. Exactly

The fundy extremist only use religion to further their political agendas. They are false witnesses/prophets.

[LeftyMom]

53. Dear God, If you could arrange for Bush to leave office by Sunday morning

I will go to mass. Probably not early mass, as I will be in no shape after the Berkley meetup/victory party, but I'll make it in. Maybe Spanish mass, I've seen a lot of Dora the Explorer lately, I could probably follow along. I know I haven't been in a while, it's still the big building with the cross on top, right? Yeah, I thought I knew the way. Say hi to Jesus for me.

Amen (PS Wasn't Amen an honorific for Ra? What the heck does that have to do with you? Okay, maybe it's none of my business. -LM, the irreverent)

[Hubert Flottz]

56. Maybe they can get dAnn Coulter and brother Rash 8ball to lead

them all in a knock down, drag out, rattlesnake juggling, holy ghost, tent revival, gun show and fund raiser/foot washing! Brother dAnn Coulter could do some conjuring and potion mixing workshops. And Rash could roll on the floor, oink, fart and belch hellfire, boiled eggs and brimstones in honor of the chosen one and his trusty sidekkkickkk KKarl . They could even trot out brother Moses Hesston in a guilded charriot and his divine terrible swift automatic weapons of the Lawd collection. Maybe a little mood music and lap dancing from the 543897675453090878564321234532109 voice, once in grace, always in grace, Baddtist, unwed mother's, tabernakkkle choir. I just know the LAWD will, be there, or be square!

Bring lots of CASH!

The Freakers are eat up with the creeping dumbass!

[Blue Diadem]

57. Dear Heavenly Father, reveal the evil to those eyes that refuse to see,

You said "thou shalt have no other God's before me" A false god has been leading our country into the depths of hell. Dear Lord show his followers they have been fooled by the devil himself.

In Jesus's name, Amen.

[unschooler]

59. If that happens, it will be a genuine miracle!

No harm trying,though!

O8)

[Kansas Wyatt]

61. Didn't BushCo minions pray for Shrub...

The night before the Presidential Election (I guess prayers answered by fraud was "morale" with them)?

Are they worried about something else?

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

63. And the troops in Iraq were asked to pray for Bush

They were each provided a pamphlet by some Christian Group asking them to pray for his well-being.

http://www.veteransforpeace.org/Soldiers_asked_to_pray_033003.htm

[laureloak]

62. They have a prayer for Bush every day on Free Republic. n/t

[Name removed]

66. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[Pepperbelly]

68. very inappropriae post ...

sorry but past courteous and civil.

[medeak]

77. well bless my heart... as all my Arkansan relatives tell me n/t

[laureloak]

71. I read blogs all over. That's all.

[medeak]

78. apologies luv... n.t

[laureloak]

101. Apology accepted, friend.

[Carni]

64. I will be happy to make that asshole the subject of my prayers

But the freepers will probably not be too happy with what I am praying for!

[sendero]

67. Why don't they instead pray..

... for their leader to gain some wisdom? For him to choose as an advisor not an amoral schemer but a wise and fair man?

Why do "christians" pray only after they've done everything Jesus told them not to do?

[Sparkly]

69. Elmer Gantry has taken over our country!! nt

[greekspeak]

70. Dear Lord hear my Rightwing Ideological rant, er Prayer

Who prays like this? Boil down the message:


Dear Lord, please bless Republicans and bless our platform. We know we are right, because we said so. And we got that from the book You wrote, the Bible. And Lord, thank you for teaching us how to warp what it says to our advantage. And please Lord, get rid of the heathen towel heads and I want a whole lot of neat stuff for Christmas. Amen. Oh yeah, thanks for your blond haired, blued eyed son. Amen again.

[RagAss]

73. I pray for the souls of the ones returning home

in the flag draped caskets. The ones he won't let us see. That's who I pray for.

[kestrel91316]

74. Pray for a visit from the Karma Fairy nt

[wisteria]

75. I'm praying too, that we get our country back from these Neo-Cons

I just can't believe their nativity in believing so blindly in George Bush and the Republican party.

[Lecky]

76. They really think that God is a republican n/t

[mattclearing]

81. That's some scary shit.

People need to get a grip.

[UrbScotty]

82. I'm praying for truth, justice, and the American way.

At least, what's good about the American Way.

[Ilsa]

83. ...bring him to the foot of the cross every day in prayer and humility...

"We ask that You bring him to the foot of the cross every day in prayer and humility so that he never believes he can make decisions on his own."

Humility hasn't been his strong suit since since he was selected by the SCOTUS. That's one that will go unanswered, along with the fact that he never makes decisions on his own; Unca Dick or KKKarl are the ones saying grace over his decisions.

Besides, I don't think God respects prayers that invoke His name to conceal deceit and murder.

[TankLV]

84. I pray he finally gets kicked out of OUR White House

on a van on it's way to PRISON!

Yeah, I'll pray for that.

And that sanity, righteousness, truth and justice return to America.

[Pockets]

85. Notice the next post down...

"Please join us today in fervent prayer for our President, our troops, and our nation!"

No mention of praying for the recent victims in London, or the children and other innocents dying under U.S. occupation in Iraq.

They want to pray for our "nation" not our "world".

[More Than A Feeling]

87. I'll pray for him too

Dear Lord,

Thank you for hearing this prayer. Please don't bring your judgment upon us because we have a nation full of idolators that mistake their temporal government for your eternal righteousness and leaders who worship mammon. Be merciful. Help our leaders, our president, and their followers to turn from their sin and acknowledge their weakness and fear, believing in You and accepting the grace that has been given, through Jesus Christ,

Amen.

[silvershadow]

88. wow, just like a typical cult. n/t

[Bouncy Ball]

89. Oh I'll pray for him.

I'll pray he gets everything he deserves. See? It COULD be nice! In his case, probably not, but at least I am not openly asking for bad things!

OR if you do believe in a Higher Power, you could pray that the Higher Power enact its will on Chimpy McCokepoon's life. It can't be good.

[Clark2008]

92. This is not something to be made fun of

They really believe in their faith. As I mine.

But, they know not how to temper their faith with the good intelligence God gave them.

I feel sorry for them. They have put all their words into a psalm and not a prayer for understanding.

[Must_B_Free]

93. They've been doing this ALL ALONG

ever since Bush took office. Sorry to break the news, this is a regular group for them.

[madeline_con]

94. I'll pray...

he chokes on a pretzel.

[Lannes]

95. Wow they stopped praying to him?

[Not_Giving_Up]

96. OK, here's a question

WHY do they feel the need to type the prayers? Why can't one of them say "It's time to pray for *" and they check in with "done"? They seem to feel the need to show how well they pray. Is God reading these posts?

[mcctatas]

98. I think that if bushco. goes down in flames

we should email the freepers and tell them that it is all their fault for not praying hard enough. Haha freepers, we pray better than you do! (and many of us aren't even followers of JC, and he still likes us better);)

[deacon]

99. Maybe they should be praying that traitors should be caught and

prosecuted.

[NMMNG]

100. Duh, didn't Jebus say to pray in a closet

Not to splash pedantic ten paragraph prayers all over freeptard message boards so you could show everyone just how pious you areO8) O8) O8) O8) ?



And I thought they had a daily prayer for the shrub anyway. What's so horrible that they have to have a special one for him? Is hell freezing over or something?

[mwb970]

103. It's like reading messages from another planet.

Talk about an alternate reality. These people do not live in the world I occupy. I wonder if I could even see them if I encountered them at the Target store.

[GeekMonkey]

104. GOOD, I'd rather them pray than do something that would help them

If all they do is meaningless talking to a fictional character, it will keep them occupied while the thinking people fix the problem by impeaching Bush.