TOP TEN "Extremely Unlikely Repub PR Disasters I would like to see":

[Richard Steele]

# 10:
Harriet Miers agrees to turn State's Evidence
in return for a "loss of virginity" to be named later.

# 9:
B*sh earpiece malfunction:
Next live speech includes complete lyrics to "Baby Got Back".
(I like big butts, and I can not lie...HehHehHeh)

# 8:
Saddam produces undeniable proof
that he's an unemployed actor from Jersey who was hired
by Poppy B*sh in March of '82.

# 7:
Jeff Gannon accidentally uploads 6 years of
"home movies" to a high-bandwidth public webserver.

# 6:
Disgruntled DISNEY employees reveal the Animatronic wizardry
which created BinLaden and alZarqawi.

# 5:
Tom delay launches his ill-advised
"Here's a List of the Other Felonies I Got Away With"
advertising campaign.

# 4:Quantuum Steroid Karma:
Schwartzenegger's testicles finally collapse into SINGULARITIES
and consume a ballroom full of his $upporter$.

# 3:
Cyborg Malfunction:
The Laura-Bot runs amok in "kill all humans" mode;
eventually defeated by Godzilla in a Rose Garden battle royale.

# 2:
JESUS returns, and he's just itchin' to "bitch-smite" some lying hypocrites.

And, the Number ONE "Extremely Unlikely
Repub PR Disaster I would like to see":
(drum roll.....)

GEORGE W. B*SH MAKES AN IMPORTANT DECISION
ALL BY HIMSELF!

[ck4829]

1. LOL. Now, that is funny.

[achtung_circus]

2. Bitch-smite

I like that.

[Richard Steele]

3. No photoshopping necessary:

You can tell he's thinking about it:

[IronLionZion]

7. Jesus is about to slap * on the side of the head

He threw out the merchants from the temple. I wonder how he feels about corporate whores hijacking his faith.

[kliljedahl]

16. That one made me spit Coke all over my monitor

[lapfog_1]

4. Nominated!

Send it to Letterman... He might just do this on the air...

it's really that good (or I was just in the mood to ROTFLMAO to the point that I started crying... too much Fitzmasnog I think)

[Island Blue]

5. Dude, don't make me laugh so hard so early in the morning.

Nominated!

[katinmn]

6. Haha!

These are excellent!

K & N'd

[swimboy]

8. No. 4--Ballroom-consuming Singularity

:rofl: Evil genius you are.

[myrna minx]

11. That made me spray me coffee.

:spray: :rofl:

We are all getting a bit giddy. It's great to have some major comic relief today.

[electropop]

12. Love the singularities!

Wannabe astronomer - I guess I feel like we're all in a black hole sometimes.

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[Fly by night]

10. Welcome to DU. Thanks for stopping in. Bye bye.

[Richard Steele]

17. Dang it! Our pal Hugh Moran dropped by, and I missed him?

That always happens!

[crispini]

13. LOL! Kicked and recommended.

:thumbsup:

[wryter2000]

14. Add my nomination

Well done. I also love "bitch-smite." :rofl:

[robbedvoter]

15. Ha!ha! I still love the classics though:

Of course, 'locusts" is code name for "leak-gate"

[Swamp Rat]

18. LOL!

:rofl:

[Richard Steele]

19. Since this was so well recieved, KICK for the afternoon crowd.

And a big "THANKS" to everyone who recommended it for greatest!

[DistressedAmerican]

20. You Are killing Me!

:applause: :rofl: :kick:

[Straight Shooter]

21. Jeff Gannon uploads 6 years of home movies.

Do we really want to see Rove or Scotty in the buff? Ewwwwww.

[dxstone]

22. Bitch-smite! Bwaaaa-Haaa-HAAAA!

Very funny stuff, Dick!
:rofl:

...and verily he didst bitch-smite them smartly about the head and ears and shoulders with a blunt object, saying unto them: "Woe be upon you, ye Hypocrites and Dittoheads; for this is but a taste of what is to come; for my father in Heaven is waiting to open up a king-sized can of whoop-ass that will make THIS look like a game of pattycake!"
And they were both sore and afraid...

[Richard Steele]

23. Yeah, i has me moments, dunneye?

Although I've had the idea for this thread
for a few weeks now,
the phrase "bitch-smite" just popped into my head during
the final editizing...
Still makes me giggle abit, almost 24 hours later.