Fake headline: Oil industry to offer recruits stock and more

[aztc]

Rumor has it that secret meetings and plans by oil industry marketing teams include offering enlistment incentives to high school and community college students willing to serve in the middle east protecting their vital interests in the US military.

Bonus packages include private stock in energy, defense and prison industries plus fast track internship after service in their choice of Washington DC lobby firms such as the American Enterprise Institute or the Sierra Club, according to political persuasion. Top candidates will also find opportunities in global corporations not available to the general public.

Especially sought are bilingual marketing experts with experience in psychological operations, hypnosis, sensory deprivation, interrogation and law enforcement industry experience. Wealthy family connections improve career objectives but will be supplied to the right candidates upon verification of citizenship and after the loyalty oath has been Fully administered.

This rumor has little basis in fact, just speculation....

[babylonsister]

1. Where did you hear this rumor? nt

[aztc]

2. I started it

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[Daphne08]

3. Sounds fishy to me. n/t