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[Cocoa]

[DanCa]

1. Hey Santa I want a new war to boost my approval rattings.

[Straight Shooter]

2. "Hey, you look just like Santa. Can I call you Nick-Nick? Heh heh."

[Kingshakabobo]

3. Put me on your "nice" list or you'll meet up with the business end

of a sidewinder missile.

[Alcibiades]

4. Hey, where's the red suit and the elves?

Charcoal gray? Oh, no, it's Republican banker Santa!

[SammyBlue]

5. All I want for Christmas is a brain and some booze, Santa!

[Sydnie]

6. I just LOVE your fried chicken Colonel... heh heh ... n/t

[Drum]

7. "Alright, I'll shake your hand,

but I don't think your costume's fooling anyone, Karl.

[neebob]

8. some popcorn chicken, mashed potatoes and gravy, and a new iron ...

no, make that some new clothes that aren't sewed all crookedy.

[Zambero]

9. Hey, it's sure an honor to meet ya. I've always loved ZZ Top! n/t

.

[cloud_chaser1]

10. Karl? Karl Rove? I'd know you anywhere, beard or no beard.

:spank:

[leftofthedial]

11. Mom!

Oh, you looked like my Mom before she tweezes in the morning.

[cliss]

12. OOowwww,

don't squeeze so hard! Santa, I see you have a very sinister look in your eyes.

I see your hand is clenched. You don't really want to punch me, do you?

[Dr Fate]

13. You may have your lump of coal back,--we've got plenty. n/t

[Norwood]

14. "I want a bicycle, and a cowboy hat, and a new flight suit

and a nintendo, and a football and a........................"

[mark11727]

15. "OF COURSE I've been good this year...would I lie...?"

[NMMNG]

16. Screw the little kids, I want ALL the presents this year!