Aaaagghhhh! Nekkid fundies. In my county.

[Dr.Phool]

Christian nudists to build village in Florida

Phil Barnoti Wahba
Columbia News Service
Dec. 6, 2005 06:29 PM

Jonathan Palmiter was enjoying a recent Sunday morning stroll through a lush yard full of trees and Spanish moss--naked as was Adam in the Garden of Eden.

A 59-year-old born-again Christian, Palmiter was visiting Natura, a development 40 miles north of Tampa, Fla., that, when it opens up next summer, will become the first nudist community for devout Christians in North America.

Natura is being developed over five years and will house as many as 200 people in 50 family houses on 100 acres of land, with room for up to 100 recreational vehicles, according to Daniel Bellows, chief executive of the development. He even envisions a self-contained village with home-schooling and a strip mall.

(snip) more

http://www.azcentral.com/ent/pop/articles/1207nudists1207-CR.html


But, Land O' Lakes and Pasco County is the nudism capital of America.

[benburch]

1. That makes this old kinky hippy get ill.

Just. Eweww.

[mcctatas]

2. "a self-contained village with home-schooling and a strip mall. "

strip mall:rofl: Don't fear the naked fundies, they have ken and barbie genetalia:evilgrin:

[Meldread]

4. LMAO

I just so pictured a bunch of nude life sized Ken and Barbie's walking around, but with "normal" Human heads and holding Bibles and wearing a cross. (If you ever played with Barbie's you should know how easily their heads pop off and can be replaced with another head.)

[FreedomAngel82]

5. LOL

I'm sure there are other fundies really lining up for this one! :sarcasm:

[liberaltrucker]

3. Uhhh

:puke:

[Swamp Rat]

6. Aww man!!! There goes my dinner!

[liberaltrucker]

9. Hey SR

Y'all gettin' by OK?

[foreigncorrespondent]

7. So it is ok for them...

...to have all their wobbly bits on display, but not ok for queers to marry, or tits to be shown on tv?

This is what the LGBTIQQ community and supporters should be protesting!

[w8liftinglady]

10. exactly.....

back in the day,I found my republican "one-night stands" to be the most masochistic,twisted people.I wonder what is eating at them....

[mermaid]

11. Wait!!

Protesting, hell! We should encourage this!! And, of course, point it out...and make everyone aware of it! Point out the hypocrisy! Hell, maybe they will elect a "Colony Emperor!" At least we could definitely say THEIR Emperor would have no clothes! :rofl:

[mermaid]

8. Nekkid Church!! HALLELUJAH!!! Praise The Lord!!

Can you just see it??

Maybe not such a good idea right after supper, though... :puke:

[melody]

12. That's just wrong - on so many levels

Ick.