BREAKING!! U.S. 9th Circuit Court of Appeals outlaws Christmas

[Hyernel]

"In accordance with my activist agenda to secularize the nation, this court finds Christmas to be unlawful," Judge Reinhardt said. "The celebration of the birth of the philosopher Jesus—be it in the form of gift-giving, the singing of carols, fanciful decorations, or general good cheer and warm feelings amongst families—is in violation of the First Amendment principles upon which this great nation was founded."

Credible-ish linky:::
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/43438

Damn liberal activist judges!!!

:sarcasm:

How much you wanna bet at least one TV preach-hole will be fooled by this and announce it to his flock.

[rd_kent]

1. Only one?

I bet there are a few!!!!!

[IndyOp]

2. It's about time! I have always hated Christians and think they

should be fed to lions.

:sarcasm:

[Hyernel]

3. I'd worry about giving lions a sour stomach....

Christians are definitely hyena food.

[lonestarnot]

6. Gee thanks fucktard!

:sarcasm:

[Hyernel]

9. Fucktard? Moi?

Hee hee!


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a beer tree

[lonestarnot]

10. Ewww I like that tree!

:toast:

[libhill]

20. Yuppers -

I always said that Nero wasn't really a bad guy, just misunderstood.

[joefree1]

4. Ah crap!

Our lawyer was working on a copyright infringement case against Xians. They stole our holiday. Oh well, Merry Winter Solstice everyone.


http://groups.yahoo.com/group/PaganWarrior/

[shenmue]

5. I knew they'd do it!

Bastards!

:grr:

:rofl:

:dunce:

[serryjw]

7. One more nail in the coffin

to break up the 9th circuit!

[Hyernel]

8. We could just call it Chrysmas.

No religious connection, no problem.

Santa is more fun anyways. He's not prophesized to come back and destroy the Earth, like Jeebus is.

[0007]

11. I don't like Christmas and I don't like anyone that celebrates

Christmas......If Christmas is to for the sake of humanity it should be 365/24. Fuck this two week period where most folks turn on the "Holy Than Thou" bullshit and gives us that pretentiousness of the omnipotent

[Hyernel]

12. You need a nice boubonified eggnog, my dear friend.

Secular Chrysmas...with all the Santa Claus and presents and parties and blinking lights...great stuff!

I filter the religious bullshit out. So do most people.

[0007]

14. Had to many already to last a life time.....more content that

I know I don't need this type of phony bullshit anymore!

[Hyernel]

15. Relax, dude.

We're all just funnin'

[0007]

17. How do you know I'm not pulling funnin' leg?

[Hyernel]

18. I don't...

...I'm just used to people not quite getting my sarcastic sense of humor. It rarely translates through the Internets.

Weeeee!

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[0007]

19. And what may that sarcastic sense of humor be?

It went over my head sweetheart.
Weeeee!

[oregonindy]

13. nah...too many big words...they'll never make it through the whole thing

[upi402]

16. i put up a tree and the EPA broke down my front door

and found me to be sooooo full of bushit!!!
:rofl:

[Hyernel]

21. EEP!