Where is Dick Cheney? Calling All Cars! APB for Dick Cheney!

[David Zephyr]

Has he actually been spotted lately?

He made a "telephone call" to a soldier for Bush.

But other than a fundraiser or two, I've not seen anything of this man for some time now.

Is he preparing his last chance presentation to the SOTUS?

Is he being eased out of the administration with a lower and lower profile with each passing week?

Has he had another heart attack?

Where is Dick Cheney? Calling all cars!

[neuvocat]

1. Passed out and drunk?

Who knows.

[LittleDannySlowhorse]

2. I believe he's been dead for three years

and the RNC replaced him with a cyborg.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

3. Hanging out in Mount Weather waiting for the next terrorist attack

so he can be crowned KING OF THE WORLD and rule the secret government from down below. Everytime my friend goes and golfs at the Greenbriar, I tell him to piss IN the eighteenth hole hoping it will land on his head.

[David Zephyr]

15. You Are a Very Wicked Woman.

Which is why I adore you. Happy Thanksgiving Weekend. I'm out of town all of next week visiting Oklahoma and Texas and then back to L.A.

[rhino47]

4. Polishing his pitchfork and sharpening his horns?

[ILeft]

5. Another example of why this is the most bizarre administration

...in the history of the Republic. Dick only comes out to appear on the Timmy Russert Propaganda Hour and threaten the citizens of the United States of America with death by terror. These people are freaks.

[opihimoimoi]

6. Dick? Laughing all the way to the bank, lol

[RC]

11. IIn his money room

Totalling his pay checks from his company that is destroying and rebuilding Iraq.

[camero]

7. Down in the mad scientist room

Trying to figure out if he has the material to make another Frankenstein Bush.

[not systems]

8. "Managing" the 87 billion dollars. n/t

[janx]

9. He went down the rabbit hole again.

Who knows?

[sistersofmercy]

10. Lurch is slinking around in the shadows of Montana most likely.

[Field Of Dreams]

12. He was the turkey on the platter Bush is holding in the Baghdad

photos.

Convenient way to unload him.

[9215]

13. Plugging holes in the BFEE's sinking ship of state

With so many scandals looming these bastards must be working their asses off to keep ahead of it all.

The APB is a great idea. LOL!

[UTUSN]

14. Where's: CHEENEE, POWELL, THOMPSON, etc. n/t

[CivilRightsNow]

16. Maybe he is busy speaking at the Heritage Fundation

excerpt from a recent speech: "Since 9/11, we've learned much more about what these enemies intend for us. One member of al-Qaeda said 9/11 was the "beginning of the end of America." And we know to a certainty that terrorists are doing everything they can to gain even deadlier means of striking us. From the training manuals we found in the caves of Afghanistan to the interrogations of terrorists that we've captured, we have learned of their ambitions to develop or acquire chemical, biological, or nuclear weapons. And if terrorists ever do acquire that capability--on their own or with help from a terror regime--they will use it without the slightest constraint of reason or morality.

That possibility, the ultimate nightmare, could bring devastation to our country on a scale we have never experienced. Instead of losing thousands of lives, we might lose tens of thousands, or even hundreds of thousands of lives in a single day of war. Remembering what we saw on the morning of 9/11, and knowing the nature of these enemies, we have as clear a responsibility as could ever fall to government: We must do everything in our power to keep terrorists from ever acquiring weapons of mass destruction."


http://www.heritage.org/Research/MiddleEast/HL802.cfm

[BevHarris]

17. Hah! "Fundation" -- I'll have to remember that one

fundation indeed. Funds about 80% of the right wing causes in the U.S., from what I've read.

Bev Harris
BlackBoxVoting.org

[VOX]

18. Waiting to be dropped off the GOP ticket for "health reasons"...

I'm willing to bet that this will happen. Whatever deviltry Cheny is up to, he can do it from anywhere, and does not need the office of vice president.

The GOP wants total power, and they want to hold onto it. It's time for them to move a possible successor into the #2 spot.

Just watch them.