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shockingelk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 10:48 AM Original message |
practice flirting / pick-up lines |
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Screaming Lord Byron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 10:49 AM Response to Original message |
1. You. Me. Go all shaky. Rumpy-pumpy. Now. |
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VelmaD (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 10:50 AM Response to Reply #1 |
2. I always liked... |
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Screaming Lord Byron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 10:51 AM Response to Reply #2 |
3. Oh come on, for sheer class, you can't beat. |
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VelmaD (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 10:53 AM Response to Reply #3 |
6. Hee...I love tacky pickup lines... |
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Screaming Lord Byron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 10:57 AM Response to Reply #6 |
9. Is that a mirror in your pocket? 'cause I can see myself in your pants. |
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VelmaD (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 10:59 AM Response to Reply #9 |
14. That is almost as bad as... |
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shockingelk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 11:01 AM Response to Reply #14 |
16. let's see how far this subthread can go ... |
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VelmaD (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 11:04 AM Response to Reply #16 |
20. "Subthread"...what a nice way of saying... |
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Screaming Lord Byron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 11:07 AM Response to Reply #20 |
23. I require sexual congress. Your appearence is passable. Let us commence. |
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Dead_Parrot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 11:10 AM Response to Reply #23 |
24. Only if you're at a borg convention... n/t |
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Screaming Lord Byron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 11:11 AM Response to Reply #24 |
26. Hey, it works! It's 100% success rate speaks for itself. |
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VelmaD (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 11:11 AM Response to Reply #23 |
25. I"f you're going to regret this in the morning, |
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Screaming Lord Byron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 11:12 AM Response to Reply #25 |
27. How do you like your eggs? Fertilized? |
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Dead_Parrot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 11:13 AM Response to Reply #27 |
29. Lol... great minds... |
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Screaming Lord Byron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 11:21 AM Response to Reply #29 |
32. Looks like I'd better bring my oven mitts to bed |
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VelmaD (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 11:22 AM Response to Reply #32 |
34. that shirt is very becoming on you, |
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Bertha Venation (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 02:41 PM Response to Reply #34 |
82. that shirt looks wonderful on you.... |
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VelmaD (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 11:15 AM Response to Reply #27 |
31. Are you free tonight |
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Dead_Parrot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 11:13 AM Response to Reply #25 |
28. How do you want your eggs in the morning? |
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VelmaD (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 11:22 AM Response to Reply #28 |
33. Nice legs, |
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Dead_Parrot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 11:34 AM Response to Reply #33 |
38. You're a very naughty girl.... |
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VelmaD (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 11:35 AM Response to Reply #38 |
41. "Lets play war, |
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Dead_Parrot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 11:38 AM Response to Reply #41 |
43. So you want to wear that dress, do you? |
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VelmaD (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 11:43 AM Response to Reply #43 |
46. I'm new in town. |
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Dead_Parrot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 11:45 AM Response to Reply #46 |
48. You must be made of coffee... |
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VelmaD (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 11:46 AM Response to Reply #48 |
49. I've just received government funding |
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Dead_Parrot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 11:50 AM Response to Reply #49 |
52. Screw me if I'm wrong... |
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VelmaD (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 11:52 AM Response to Reply #52 |
54. Shall I wait for you in the car... |
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Dead_Parrot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 11:54 AM Response to Reply #54 |
56. You feeling OK? You look a little off... |
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VelmaD (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 11:56 AM Response to Reply #56 |
57. What is your favorite position |
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Dead_Parrot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 12:00 PM Response to Reply #57 |
61. Nice outfit! Is it made of felt? |
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VelmaD (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 12:02 PM Response to Reply #61 |
62. Wanna play carnival? |
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Dead_Parrot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 12:08 PM Response to Reply #62 |
63. Do those lips taste as good as they look? |
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VelmaD (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 12:15 PM Response to Reply #63 |
64. My face is leaving in 15 minutes. |
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Dead_Parrot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 12:20 PM Response to Reply #64 |
66. You must be a broom... |
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VelmaD (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 12:23 PM Response to Reply #66 |
67. Do you believe in the hereafter? |
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Dead_Parrot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 12:30 PM Response to Reply #67 |
68. Are you looking for Mr Right? Or Mr Right Away? |
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VelmaD (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 12:33 PM Response to Reply #68 |
69. Is it hot in here, |
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Dead_Parrot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 12:35 PM Response to Reply #69 |
70. Where have I been all your life? |
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VelmaD (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 12:38 PM Response to Reply #70 |
71. Dammit you're gonna make me work for it. |
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Dead_Parrot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 12:41 PM Response to Reply #71 |
73. ok, NOW I give up... |
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VelmaD (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 12:42 PM Response to Reply #73 |
74. Excellent... |
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Dead_Parrot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 12:43 PM Response to Reply #74 |
76. Will do... |
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VelmaD (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 12:44 PM Response to Reply #76 |
77. Nope...I'll be the one |
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Screaming Lord Byron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 11:02 AM Response to Reply #14 |
17. Wasn't that in the Hungarian dictionary on Monty Python? |
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Canuckistanian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 12:55 PM Response to Reply #17 |
78. Drop your panties, Sir William |
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RobertSeattle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 10:52 AM Response to Original message |
4. Two days ago you could have done... |
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shockingelk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 10:57 AM Response to Reply #4 |
10. You wouldn't impress a math major! |
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shockingelk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 10:58 AM Response to Reply #10 |
12. er, sorry |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 10:52 AM Response to Original message |
5. They'll be beating down your door, dude. How about. |
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kmla (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 10:53 AM Response to Original message |
7. Errrrr. Ummmm. Are you trying to pick up people at the IAEA conference? |
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shockingelk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 11:00 AM Response to Reply #7 |
15. I have a thing for scientists, actually |
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La Lioness Priyanka (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 10:54 AM Response to Original message |
8. we should talk |
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shockingelk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 11:03 AM Response to Reply #8 |
19. what should I be smiling about |
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Mass_Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 10:57 AM Response to Original message |
11. my favorite |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 10:59 AM Response to Original message |
13. Sure fire. Hey baby! See this cold sore? Before the nights over, |
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Canuckistanian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 11:07 AM Response to Reply #13 |
22. Or my old standard |
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Dead_Parrot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 11:03 AM Response to Original message |
18. My personal favorite... |
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rocktivity (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 11:05 AM Response to Original message |
21. Time to get me to a nunnery. |
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fudge stripe cookays (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 11:15 AM Response to Original message |
30. "I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock!" |
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Van Helsing (376 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 11:28 AM Response to Original message |
35. "Help the homeless. Take me home with you." |
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VelmaD (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 11:31 AM Response to Reply #35 |
36. I lost my number. |
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Screaming Lord Byron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 11:32 AM Response to Reply #36 |
37. My name's Byron. You'd better remember it. You'll be screaming it later. |
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VelmaD (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 11:34 AM Response to Reply #37 |
39. Are you in to Casual Sex |
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Screaming Lord Byron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 11:36 AM Response to Reply #39 |
42. Do you have any Scottish in you? Do you want some? |
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VelmaD (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 11:38 AM Response to Reply #42 |
44. I'd love every bone in your body, |
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Screaming Lord Byron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 11:41 AM Response to Reply #44 |
45. (licks finger then presses it to girl's shoulder) |
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VelmaD (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 11:44 AM Response to Reply #45 |
47. Nice shoes. |
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Screaming Lord Byron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 11:46 AM Response to Reply #47 |
50. Oh, OK, you convinced me. |
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VelmaD (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 11:46 AM Response to Reply #50 |
51. Does that mean I win? |
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Screaming Lord Byron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 11:52 AM Response to Reply #51 |
53. Frustration? Cookies? My Regard? |
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VelmaD (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 11:54 AM Response to Reply #53 |
55. Go to Mailbox Plus... |
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fudge stripe cookays (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 11:58 AM Response to Reply #55 |
59. Here ya go, Velma. |
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VelmaD (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 11:59 AM Response to Reply #59 |
60. Thank You Thank You Thank You |
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fudge stripe cookays (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 11:56 AM Response to Reply #53 |
58. You are such a charming devil. |
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Van Helsing (376 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 11:35 AM Response to Original message |
40. You know what would look good on you? |
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reformed_military (94 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 12:18 PM Response to Original message |
65. Don't have the guts to try it, but.... |
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phillybri (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 12:39 PM Response to Original message |
72. You're pretty...Would you like to have sex? |
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VelmaD (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 12:42 PM Response to Reply #72 |
75. Good point. |
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MissMillie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 01:14 PM Response to Original message |
79. To quote a movie |
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ET Awful (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 02:26 PM Response to Original message |
80. One of my favorites. . . |
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camero (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 02:39 PM Response to Original message |
81. Would you like to see God? |
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Moderator (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-22-04 03:35 PM Response to Original message |
83. Locking this before it gets out of hand |
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