The Top 5 Recent Secret Service Busts

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5. Detained 84-year-old Winnie Mae Davis at LaGuardia when her monogrammed knitting bag raised the suspicions of an alert security guard.

4. Motorcycle stunt fans across the nation were rounded up after a Google search revealed an underground Web ring of subscribers to an "Axis of Evel Knievel."

3. A small band of first-graders was detained for questioning after agents overheard a destructive plot directed at London bridges.

2. False alarm: It was just the Bush twins in the East Room playing "Spin the Iraqi Prisoner" again.

and the Number 1 Recent Secret Service Bust...


1. After years of undermining the current administration, Martin Sheen and his shadow government were finally taken down. <---- HAHAHAHAHAHA!