Top Ten Ways Dumb Guys Would Lower Gas Prices (Must see #1)

[underpants]

http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/archive/ls_topten_archive2004/ls_topten_archive_20040511.shtml

10. Sell gas by the half-gallon
9. Sneak up to gas stations in the middle of the night and switch the price numbers
8. Cut out that expensive ingredient that gives it that delicious gas smell
7. Forget OPEC, start getting oil from Wal-Mart
6. Step one: Oprah buys all the gas. Step 2: Oprah gives the gas away.
5. Build time machine, drive back to 1965 when gas was cheap.
4. Fill car with root beer. Cars won't know no better.
3. Release the recipe so people can make their own
2. Drive really fast so you're not driving so long
1. Invade Iraq

[Solon]

1. A note on Number 7, Sam's Club sells gas now.

Messed up isn't it?

[davidinalameda]

2. so do some Coscos

the only place you can't buy gas directly is Taco Bell

:spank:

[texas1928]

4. Well it depends on what you get at

Taco Bell.

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. But you can buy the components for it

that make plenty gas.

[UnAmericanJoe]

7. Costco gas is automobile suicide. n/t

[Hand]

3. Somebody in Halifax did #9...

THAT got a few double-takes--"Whaaaa---??? 39.9 a liter??? Uh... oh. Arseholes."

[NNadir]

6. Somebody in Washington did #1.