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m-jean03 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-04 04:38 PM
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Poll question: I'm so clean, what should I do?
I just feel so clean. I showered and shaved this morning -- but I haven't seen anybody naked today, not even myself! I take off my glasses to shower, see.

I even caught a bit of Mr. Rogers on PBS this morning. And while I was watering the flowers in my white spotless gloves, I waved at some children passing on their bicycles, and their broad smiles filled my heart with a sense of hopeless purity and innocence.

What should I do to get dirty?
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-04 04:41 PM
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1. Swearing's nice. I used to drive through residential neighborhoods...
in my car with the windows down and blast "Bodies" by the Sex Pistols. I turned it up when I passed soccer moms and their offspring.
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m-jean03 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-04 04:45 PM
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3. Sheesh -- you're certainly badder than me...
Seems popular in the poll, but I don't know if I could actually do it.

Maybe if they were Republicans. :-) Maybe...
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plcdude Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-04 04:44 PM
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2. yeah help me out
with my request.
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Westegg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-04 04:49 PM
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4. You KNOW what you should do. But you WON'T. (n/t)
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m-jean03 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-14-04 04:54 PM
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5. OH YEAH?? Well, that's because YOU'RE not here to help me
change the oil in my car!!! ;-)
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