Draft Prof. Irwin Corey, for President.

[XNASA]

I'm putting my support behind the World's Foremost Authority, Professor Irwin Corey. Who once said, "If we don't change direction soon, we'll end up where we're going.



Here's what the Professor has to say about current affairs.

"Today we must all be aware that protocol takes precedence over procedure. However you say - what does this mean... in relation to the tabulation whereby we must once again realize that the great fiction story is now being rehearsed before our very eyes, in the Bush Administration... indicating that only an American writer can receive...the award for fiction, unlike Solzinitski whose fiction doesn't hold water.

Comrades - friends, we are gathered here not only to accept in behalf of one recluse - one who has found that the world in itself which seems to be a time not of the toad.

This in itself as an edifice of the great glory that has gone beyond, and the intuitive feeling of the American people, based on the assumption that the intelligence not only as Mencken once said, "He who underestimates the American pubic - public, will not go broke."

This is merely a small indication of this vast thong gathered here to once again behold and to perceive that which has gone behind and to that which might go forward into the future...we've got to hurdle these obstacles.

This is the main deterrent upon which we have gathered our strength and all the others who say, "What the hell did that get?" - We don't know. We've got to peforce withold the loving boy... And as Miller once said in one of his great novels- what did he ... that language is only necessary when communication is endangered. And you sit there bewildered, and Pinter who went further said "It is not the lack of communication but fear of communication." That's what the Goddamn thing is it's we fear - communication.

But we have no paranoia, and it is only the insanity that has kept us alive in this paranoia. We speak of the organ...of the orgasm...
Ladies and Gentlemen. To the American People, the time will come when religion will outlive its usefulness. Marx, Groucho Marx, once said that religion is the opiate of the people. I say that when religion outlives its usefulness, then opium...will be the opiate...Ahh that's not a bad idea..."

[OneBlueSky]

1. makes more sense than Bush . . . n/t

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[BurtWorm]

2. kick for a great American

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

3. Good God, is he still alive? What is he now, about 160-170?

he was old when I was a kid, and that was quite a while ago.

[lpbk2713]

4. And Charlie Callas for Veep.

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