How many people ride bicycles on 'ranches'???

[Lindacooks]

Has anybody thought of this? This pretty much proves chimpy's afraid of horses.

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. Assholes who are afraid of horses and fall off Segways

and can't drive a three-wheeler because they're too f-ing stupid and can't drive a four-wheeler because Unca Karl thinks it's a safety hazard because who knows where the hell you're gonna drive it or into what and people who can't drive a pickup unless someone is in it to safeguard the house and animals, ride bikes on ranches.

But that's pretty much it.

[Servo300]

2. biking probably

gives you more of an aerobic workout than horseback riding. (After all, doesn't the horse do most of the work?) :-)

[hlthe2b]

7. absolutely.... but good riders do get a work out, nonetheless

(good isometric exercise for sex, I'm told !!!) Of course I'm convinced Bush has no need (capacity) for that.....

[hlthe2b]

3. Pig Farm, you mean.....

We already know he can't ride (remember Mexico's President Fox's strongly rebuffed attempt to get him to ride with him?)

[Kimber Scott]

4. Lots of people ride bicycles on "ranches"

Stereotypical question.

[hlthe2b]

8. Sure they do..... don't take it seriously...

But I must admit having grown up in rural farm country, that going out for a walk still draws attention, confused stares, (and continuous offers to give me a ride when strolling down unpaved roads)! I'd imagine an expensive bike and competitive racing or mountain biking attire would get me even stares there!

[Webster Green]

5. The bike is a cover story.....

The asshole-in-chief passed out drunk again.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

6. He ain't a cowboy

just because he wears the clothes...
He's afraid of horses
He has no idea what a ranch is for
Remember he bought the pig farm around election time to have a prop for press conferences

[boobooday]

9. I'm sure it's possible he was riding a bike

But man, he seems to land on his face more than any other adult I know with a desk job.

http://www.wgoeshome.com

[ecoalex]

10. All Hat No Cattle, or Sense

Don't need a horse, or bicycle on a ranch to ranch, or farm, but you do need SENSE =)If he was eating a pretzel while riding too, it'd be a fatal =)

[Paranoid_Portlander]

11. Maybe the horses are afraid of Bush. n/t

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[myomy]

12. Maybe he just fell down drunk.

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[Veggie Meathead]

13. In both the incidents, the Pretzel and the Bike, he seems to have hurt his

face.This leads me to believe that he is prone to epileptic seizures,aggravated by drinking or drugs or both.Any one else think this might be true? Why is he not seeing a good neurologist?

[m-jean03]

14. They were training him for the circus.

"Chimps On Bikes" is a popular act. :D