familiar with the 'Jan Crouch look'????? Jan + Paul Crouch of TBN

[bobbieinok]

TBN - Trinity Broadcast Network

also the set - white and gold trim

[KG]

1. you be talking bout these flakes?

the exterior of their studio resembles the white house.

[BlackVelvetElvis]

2. It's like poor white trash come into money

All that fake guilded rococco crap, purple wigs, aquanet helmets. All they need is a jungle room.

[saracat]

4. And I've always wondered

Why is her hair pink?????

[KG]

5. it's not her hair. it's a wig

sometimes it's white or blonde.

it's fake, just like their brand of xtianity.

[BlackVelvetElvis]

6. I swear I remember this..

Jan Crouch had a page or two on TBN's site where she sold her wigs! Does anyone remember this? Her motive was to make women feel beautiful or some crap.

[ForrestGump]

3. Still recall seeing that putrid harpy

in tears about how Islam was growing and spreading across the world and how sad it was that all those heathens were going to hell. Of course, in her overly made-up eyes most of us are doomed to that hot place.

I love good TV preachers, but those two are sick freaks who happen to be absolutely devoid of the best qualities of a good preacher -- charisma, talent, and any other compelling qualities. Ditto the inexplicably successful Kenneth Copeland and that hateful and faking little freak, Benny Hinn. Icky. But the Crouches, man.... She's a monster. He's a dweeb.

Gimme Brothers Jesse Duplantis, TD Jakes, et al -- they even noe and then say something based on reality -- but ther Crouches can go to the Hell they so richly deserve.

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

7. oooooh, the Crouches

I wish my cable provider carried TBN. I only see them on TV when I'm out of town. I used to watch Jim and Tammy way back before they became a scandal, and these Crouch folks are even scarier.

The first time I saw Jan I was riveted to the screen. She was distributing Barbie dolls, donated by viewers, to tiny little brown orphans in some destitute part of the world. You could tell by the looks on the kids' faces that they were comparing Jan to the dolls, and she was loving it, so pleased to be a big Barbie come to life. Unfuckingbelievable. One of the most disgusting sights I have seen.

[Neshanic]

8. Jan is a spectacle of huge breast implants, hair, inflated lips....

akin to something like a Macy's Thanksgiving Day balloon. When she goes to get work done on her, suddenly there is a fund drive.

Coinky-dink? I think not.

[jayavarman]

9. The Purple Throne People!

From the throne channel!

I get sucked into watching that shit sometimes . . . just so strange.

Benny Hinn is my favorite- The guy is an Alien, dropped off in roswell new mexico . . . John Tesh is his Alien partner . . .

[Lou_C]

10. The silver haired space alien couple?

:shrug:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

11. Oh Gawd! I run into her shopping all the time

Their empire is right across the street from South Coast Plaza..I see her there shopping all the time...I usually go out of my way to say something rude...they are both TWICE as hideous in person.

[ForrestGump]

12. Didn't she get suspicious after

you ran your shopping cart into her the sixth time?

[theoceansnerves]

13. the tbn headquarters is hilarious

i swear it's better fortified than a maximum security prison, it's hilarious!

[President Jesus]

16. ...and only Jesus has the key. (nt)

[President Jesus]

14. Paul Crouch's campaign donations

http://www.newsmeat.com/fec/bystate_detail.php?st=CA&last=Crouch&first=Paul

Apparently the 'lord' frowns upon the little woman of the house gettin' involved in politics, so no donations from Jan.

[RebelOne]

15. For some reason, since I switched to satellite,

I don't get TBN anymore. I used to watch them when I wanted a good laugh.