Hail stones an inch or more across!

[Donkeyboy75]

I'm not worthy of these stones

[Donkeyboy75]

1. No other stone worshippers here, huh?

[ParanoidPat]

2. Where is that?

It looks quite a bit like some of the neolithic wedge tombs I've seen in Ireland. :)

[Donkeyboy75]

3. These are in France.

Kerguntuilhi

[ParanoidPat]

4. I bet they're about 4,500 years old......

.....well that configuration of 'em anyway! :evilgrin:

I bet the stones are even older. Have you seen a recent picture of Mick and Keith? :)

[Donkeyboy75]

7. LOL. I was indeed going to post the Stones, but figured it would

quickly degenerate into a sex thread. It would have been more exciting than this one, though. ;)

[m-jean03]

5. I refuse to worship stones.

Heathen!

[Donkeyboy75]

6. Well, my dear Mademoiselle, try not to think of it as worshipping

the stones, but what they represent. Much like how you don't actually worship Mel Gibson, but the greater mulletness that he represents.

[m-jean03]

8. Ha, you can't convince me

that you're not a HEATHEN! And don't bring the Great Mullet God into this conversation! Your lips are not worthy to speak His Name. :D

[Donkeyboy75]

9. Hmmm...does m-jean really stand for

Mel-Jean? Some divine entity that is simulaneously made up of both one and two parts?

Mullet God indeed.

[m-jean03]

10. Shh...Don't out me.

I hear there are some people on these boards who would like to have my HEAD!!

M-Jean... No, it stands for Mullet -Jean... My two favorite fashion statements, mullets and denim! :D

[Donkeyboy75]

12. Sorry you couldn't work in "short-man shorts" into your handle.

And maybe "balls hanging out of bicycle shorts" to boot.

But that would really be a long name.

[m-jean03]

13. Too long!

That reminds me, some mullets are too long, too!

Myself, I prefer artful simplicity! Keep em short and well groomed!

[Donkeyboy75]

14. Make it stop. Please God!

[m-jean03]

15. C'mon, didn't you cry just a little when he was gonna commit suicide

in the first one?

Me: "NO! NO! Think of the HAIR dude!! You have EVERYTHING to live for, man!!"

:cry:

[Donkeyboy75]

16. No, I think I started crying when I realized he also drank

before gave himself haircuts. It's really a shame what booze does to some people.

[m-jean03]

17. I'm thinking of cutting my hair EXACTLY like that, Donkeyboy...

You know, to pay homage to the MG man ?? :D

[Donkeyboy75]

18. Well, it worked for some women in the 80s.

Send me pics if you do. No, your HAIR, silly! :evilgrin:

[m-jean03]

19. Oh, everyone here will see it if it happens.

It won't be nearly as graphically disturbing as some things posted in LBN, yet I have promised I will include the appropriate warnings in my subject line... :D

[Donkeyboy75]

23. Don't be too sure.

You have the curly action going on with the hair. That always makes for some interesting mullet jobs.

:P

[m-jean03]

20. Hey, I just realized something!

M.G.= "Mullet God"

M.G.= "Mel Gibson"

Eerie, these divine synchronicities are... :scared:

[Donkeyboy75]

21. I may not be able to sleep tonight.

The secrets of the universe have just been revealed to me, along with how pathetic my existence is next to the great MG.

[m-jean03]

22. Just try to do His will, my son.

All will be well.

[Donkeyboy75]

24. It seems you have a pipeline to the Great One.

Will you help me find The Way? And is it possible to traverse this Path without sporting a Mullet?

[m-jean03]

25. Just worship the mullet. . . Do not decry the mullet.

Learn to recite lines from the Holy Lethal Weapon Trilogy verbatim with high priestess m-jean. :D

[Donkeyboy75]

26. I'm afraid I may never find The Path.

I'm too old for this shit. :crazy:

[m-jean03]

27. Good start. Keep it up.

:thumbsup:

[Donkeyboy75]

29. Go see the ten inch member thread

:evilgrin:

[m-jean03]

30. Is this in response to my original post?

I was slackin' and didn't recognize the quote!

My bad! :pals:

[Donkeyboy75]

31. All is forgiven. The will of the great MG demands it.

[m-jean03]

32. Do you realize we've set this thread on fire!!

We're HOT, baby!! LOL! :D

[Donkeyboy75]

33. Yes, we are hot.

But, we must realize that the sacred flame is a gift from the great MG. We risk incurring the great wrath of the Mullet God if we take too much credit for it.

:think:

[m-jean03]

35. The Mullet God is so HOT, He is the GOD OF HOT!!

You are RIGHT, my friend!! :D

[Donkeyboy75]

37. Sometimes, all we can do is bow.

And bask in the warming glow of the great MG's hottiness.

[FDRrocks]

34. "Nobody expects the Stoner Inquisition!" n/t

[Donkeyboy75]

36. Please don't put me in the comfy chair!

[Servo300]

11. Ouch

:wow:

[FDRrocks]

28. *bows down before the stones*

Hail Stones!