CAPTION the chimp

[fryguy]

"Feels just like band camp...."

[Bluebear]

1. Waxen and phony like a Madame Tussaud's exhibit

In fact the Madame Tussaud version looks more human than the real thing.

[yardwork]

2. You know, he's starting to look a lot like Pickles....

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

3. Why do they say Hail to me? I don't like hail... dents my SUV

flattens all the crops that I pay people to plant on my ranch. Drives the damn cattle crazy.

I wish they would stop that.

[cosmicdot]

4. "Is the sedative ready?"

Quick, give him the-. Quick, give him the-.
Igor: What? Give him the what? Three syllables. First syllable. Sounds like-
Inga: Head. Sounds like head. Bed? Uh, said?
Igor & Inga: Said.
Igor: Said.
Inga: Said. Second syllable. Little word. This? That? The?
Igor: A? Said a?
Inga: Said a?
Igor: Dirty word. He said a dirty word.
Igor & Inga: Sounds like-
Inga: To give? Give?
Igor: Sedagive. Give him a sedagive.
Inga: Oh, tive. Tive. Sedative.
Igor: On the nosey.



are the hypos waiting in the wings?

[tjwash]

5. Done...