Hi, everybody!

[Magrittes Pipe]

:hi:

[m-jean03]

1. Get outta here nube!!

:P

[Guy_Montag]

9. Hey m-jean,

not seen you for a while. How are you? Do you remember me. How can you forget the realdolls?

[m-jean03]

18. I have been around

Am good, thanks! How are you?

I can never forget realdolls. Sometimes I wish
that I could, but I cannot. :scared:

[Magrittes Pipe]

26. Oh, we all know THAT.

:evilgrin:

[m-jean03]

80. Who is "we"?

Do you represent a company or collective? :shrug:

[Magrittes Pipe]

85. A collective, of course.

[m-jean03]

86. So, who IS Alhed Ges, anyway?

:shrug:

[Magrittes Pipe]

87. Wouldn't YOU like to know?

:P

[Guy_Montag]

40. Ignore the nasty man...

So you didn't buy John (or whatever his name is).

I think you would have made a lovely couple.

[m-jean03]

43. I take it you didn't order Melanie, either.

Shame.
She had such nice. . . features. :evilgrin:

[Guy_Montag]

47. Nope,

I decided to hold out and try to get a self-lubing one.

Did I just step over the bounds of decency?

[m-jean03]

50. Bounds of Decency?

Is that on the map somewhere?
Someone should point it out to me, someday. :D

[Guy_Montag]

53. And you look

like such an innocent, sweetie in the gallery.

:P

[m-jean03]

58. I know, it's such a joke. . .

. . .No one can ever believe what evil really lurks in the heart of
m.jean. . . :evilgrin:

[Guy_Montag]

69. What evil does lurk in the heart of m.jean?

http://home.att.net/~slugbutter/evil/

http://www.bertisevil.tv/

or are you more sordid and morally degraded than evil? I've always prefered that option, evil has such nasty connitations, but morally degraded is such fun.:evilgrin:

btw. oh Great Evil/Sordid One...

Have you heard Murder Ballads by Nick Cave?

Thought it might appeal.

[m-jean03]

71. Yes, I love Nick Cave!

I saw him in concert several years ago, in Seattle.

It is the sordid, morally depraved kind of "evil" that I refer to!
To the freepers, that is just as EVIL as it gets!! :evilgrin:

[Guy_Montag]

111. I too have seen him in concert...

it was a lovely evening sitting in a park in Edinburgh with the castle in the background, smoking a bit of pot, he was on piano with just a string quartet backing him. One of the most chilled moments of my life.

But anyway, what I was going to say is that you vaguely remind me of "The Curse of Milhaven":shrug:

[Magrittes Pipe]

16. Oh, shaddup!

:P

[m-jean03]

66. NO WAY!!

You killed Whitacre. I'll never forgive you. :cry:

[dolo amber]

2. Go away, n00b

We don't take kindly to your type 'round here...:P

:D

[Magrittes Pipe]

6. Damn! You removed your dupe before I had a chance to reply!

:P

[dolo amber]

14. I HAVE THE POWER!!!

:P

[Name removed]

3. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[Magrittes Pipe]

23. I can't believe you would use such bigoted language, dolo amber!

:o

[m-jean03]

64. She lost her entire family to a band of marauding Whoises.

Can you really blame her? :shrug:

[sus]

4. HI!! Welcome!

Now pull my finger.

:D

[Magrittes Pipe]

10. TOOT!

[supernova]

5. Do I know you

I look familiar? :hi:

[Magrittes Pipe]

8. You look very familiar!

:hi:

[Screaming Lord Byron]

24. What did you do with Whitacre?

Dumped the body in the tar pits again, did you?

:evilgrin:

[Magrittes Pipe]

25. Killed the bastard.

He was tiresome and shrill.

[dolo amber]

35. It would have been cooler

if you'd killed him *just to watch him die...*

I know that's why *I* would've done it. :D

[Screaming Lord Byron]

55. His gender is undeclared.

Anything you want to share with us, Hedges?

[Magrittes Pipe]

56. ITS gender in undeclared, thankyouverymuch.

;)

[tigereye]

110. aww booh, hoo,

snuffle. that is sooo sad. :(

I thought you sounded farmiliar...

I go to the pool for a few hours and all hell breaks loose.

[MissMillie]

7. Welcome to DU!!!

:hi:


Make yourself to home.

[eyesroll]

11. Well, I guess that answers my question.

Hi, Dr. Al!

[m-jean03]

12. So should I call you Al, now?

Or Whois? :shrug:

[Magrittes Pipe]

22. You should call me "sir."

Remember? :bounce:

[m-jean03]

41. No.

I don't know you, remember? :bounce:

[Magrittes Pipe]

44. Oh, that's right. I will call YOU sir!

[m-jean03]

48. Some respect, that's all I want.

I expect a salute, as well.

:bounce:

[Magrittes Pipe]

49. Oh, I am saluting.

Sir!

[m-jean03]

54. I think I've had enough of this member, already.

:evilgrin:

MODS!! ALERT!! DISRUPTOR!!

[Magrittes Pipe]

57. *sigh*

:bounce:

[GOPisEvil]

13. Hiya Al!

:hi:

[matcom]

15. welcome to our funny farm!

:hi:

[Parrcrow]

17. Welcome aboard

Now pull Sus' finger.

[wryter2000]

19. Howdy!

:hi: Welcome to DU.

[Magrittes Pipe]

20. Thanks for all the welcomes!

I would almost think that I've been a member for a while now!

Of course, I'm sure you'll all agree that I have indeed been a member for a while. :P

[VelmaD]

27. NO SEX THREADS!!!

:hi:

[Magrittes Pipe]

29. I would NEVER!

:o

[VelmaD]

60. What about that time...

back in Boy Scout Camp? :P

[Magrittes Pipe]

67. Oh, you WOULD bring that up, wouldn't you?

[VelmaD]

70. I know...

I'm not a nice person. :evilgrin:

[Screaming Lord Byron]

73. Well, you certainly did bring it up at Scout camp.

Such natural talents, Vel. Who needs pills?

[VelmaD]

74. He was younger back then...

I suppose those pills are a sign that he's starting to wear out with age (and mileage). ;)

[Magrittes Pipe]

76. Talking in front of my back behind my front again, I see.

[VelmaD]

77. Yeah, you just like...

seeing me in the position I have to get in to manage that trick. ;)

[Magrittes Pipe]

78. Who doesn't?

:shrug:

[VelmaD]

81. If you'd try a little yoga...

you could get your knees to do that too. Just think of the fun we could have.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

83. That's illegal in 95% of the lower 48, Vel.

[VelmaD]

84. It's only illegal...

if you get caught.

And everything fun is either illegal, immoral, or fattening. Otherwise what's the point of doing any of it? :)

[Rick Myers]

21. Greetings

Welcome to DU!!!

:hi:

[sniffa]

28. hi dr. nick!

[terrya]

30. You remind me of this DU'er who had a deep, smoldering sexiness

Hmmmmmm....

[Magrittes Pipe]

32. Oh, my goodness!

I am shocked. SHOCKED! :D

[Wickerman]

31. Hey, newbie buring up a quick post count!

welcome aboard!

:hi:

[Magrittes Pipe]

36. Well I can't very well spring my trap with only a handful of posts, can I?

:evilgrin:

[Name removed]

33. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[Magrittes Pipe]

38. Hey! I missed something good!

:(

[Wickerman]

42. yeah, it was cool, you missed some dink for a brain mod

who dble posted.

We are on to your "trap", btw, tread lightly!

[Magrittes Pipe]

45. You are the second mod to double-post in this thread.

Are you REALLY "onto" anything? :P:P:P

[Wickerman]

52. Must be what we are all "into"

in the mod cabana... :evilgrin:

[Magrittes Pipe]

59. I KNEW it!

;)

[flamingyouth]

34. Hello!!!

:hug:

[Magrittes Pipe]

46. Right back atcha!

:hug:

[Donkeyboy75]

37. Your handle asks a question

that many of us know the answer to. One of you is enough, thank you very much.

:P

[Magrittes Pipe]

39. Lies!

[matcom]

51. Dio STILL Sucks

:bounce:

[Magrittes Pipe]

61. I can't believe anyone would say such a thing!

I will "alert" all over your ass!

[matcom]

65. wanna pet Teddy?

[Magrittes Pipe]

68. No!

:puke:

[m-jean03]

62. Congratulations Whois!

You've started the hottest thread of the morning!! :toast:

Hey, and you've BYPASSED THE NEWBIE RULES!!! :bounce:

[Magrittes Pipe]

63. Call me "Mr. Bypass!"

[dolo amber]

72. This name is hard to find

among the milieu...guess I'll be missing some of your posts now...

Ho-hum...:boring:

[Magrittes Pipe]

75. *yawn*

*yawn*

[proud patriot]

79. Hi,,, Welcome Underground

Glad you could Join us :-)

[noiretextatique]

82. welcome

:hi: seems you've made quite a splash already :D

[Lestat]

88. Hola.

:hi:

[Name removed]

89. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[Magrittes Pipe]

90. So what does that make you...

...my Scots-Canuck friend?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

96. Who's the greater fool? The fool, or the fool who follows him?

[Magrittes Pipe]

You are circular and tiresome.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

101. And it took you how long to work this out?

[Magrittes Pipe]

102. What? I am a newbie!

:shrug:

[Magrittes Pipe]

91. Once again, thanks to all for the welcomey stuff!

I feel right at home. :grouphug:

[matcom]

92. shut the hell up

and stop trying to kick your newbie post count! :P

[Magrittes Pipe]

93. Would I do that?

:shrug:

[matcom]

94. yup

you would. i know your kind.

i am on to you mister

[Magrittes Pipe]

95. Ya think?

[matcom]

97. CUT THAT OUT!

poser

[Magrittes Pipe]

98. Poopiehead!

[matcom]

99. i know you are but what am i?

boinker

[Magrittes Pipe]

100. NO SEX THREADS!

[matcom]

103. i am the KING of sex threads

and i'll start one any damned time i want to thank you

[Magrittes Pipe]

104. You're the king of SOMETHING, that's for sure...

No, I don't know what that means, either.

[bubblesby2002]

105. I thought I recognized you, you little chatterbox

Please tell me you haven't given up on our Lord Astley too. I will be most disappointed.:smoke:

[Magrittes Pipe]

106. I will never give Him up!

[bubblesby2002]

107. lmao - thank god

I'm never gonna give him up either. BTW whothehellisalhedges?

[Magrittes Pipe]

108. Who gives a shit!

[bubblesby2002]

109. Nobody!