CAPTION who am I?

[cosmicdot]

W is thinking: I done good. I just hope that this doesn't cover stealing the title of pResident.


resident George Wad Bu$h smiles after signing the Identity Theft Penalty Enhancement Act in the Roosevelt Room of the White House, July 15, 2004. The legislation toughens penalties against identity theft, a problem that federal officials estimate cost U.S. consumers and businesses over $50 billion last year. Behind Bush are Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-Ca) and Sen. Orrin Hatch (R-Ut). Photo by Larry Downing/Reuters REUTERS

[mrboba1]

1. Hatch:

Holy shit! There really isn't anything in there!!!

[underpants]

2. Hi! and welcome to HowardJohnson's

do you have a reservation?

[rkc3]

3. When did HoJo's start requiring reservations?

[underpants]

8. -

Okay I didn't know they didn't but that actually adds to the joke....oh God I have something in common with W.

[rkc3]

10. I got the joke - it could have been any restaurant, even Arby's.

[rkc3]

4. Caption -- I've got to get out of here - I just sharted.

[LynneSin]

5. I own one blue-gray sports jacket and I'm going to wear it everywhere

I hope he changes his underwear more than he changes that jacket or we'll all be doomed

[rkc3]

6. Reminds me of the Police song....

There's a little black spot in my underwear.
For ten days now, I've been in the same pair.

[DS1]

9. We can't have biological agents inside Air Force One, it could create a

pandemic. Wait, Shrub never leaves the country, scratch that pandemic remark.

[The_Casual_Observer]

7. Go ahead and squeeze the head , it will burst just like any other

pimple.

[skip fox]

11. W. is "thinking": "Now I got it cinched! Signing this bill means no one

can steal my Duck Wad identity and use it to run for President themselves. Wow. I was worried. Ever since I thought to use it myself, I thought it was such a great idea that someone could outfox me and use it themselves. Now . . . Once I announce it, it's all mine . . . Gee. 'Duck Wad for President' has such a pretty ring . . . It's a sure thing."

[cosmicdot]

12. W, your outhouse called, it wants its grin back