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Dover Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-05-04 04:30 PM
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Honk If You Love Jesus..
Edited on Thu Aug-05-04 04:32 PM by Dover
An honest man was being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy
boulevard.

Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman hit the roof, and the horn, screaming in
frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection with him.

As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station, where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a cell.

After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk, where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects. He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping the guy off in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'What Would Jesus
Do' bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to Sunday School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk.
Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car."
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amber dog democrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-05-04 04:35 PM
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1. thank god i am an agnostic
Guess that is safer , huh?
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Dover Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-05-04 04:47 PM
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3. .
Edited on Thu Aug-05-04 04:47 PM by Dover
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tandot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-05-04 04:38 PM
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2. that is great a great joke. They never practice what they preach
I see this folks around here all the time...
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-05-04 05:00 PM
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4. Why is it the fundies tell me to love Jesus...
...and then tell me not to be gay? :shrug:
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amber dog democrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-05-04 07:43 PM
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5. Its like that Lounge lizzards song
" Jesus loves all his children by gum,
that don't mean he won't incenerate some ...
can't you feel those hot flames touching you..
wooo wooo wooo

from the song " Jesus loves me be he can't stand you "

go figure.
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Snoggera Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-05-04 08:18 PM
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6. kick
only for humorous purposes!

:kick:
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