as a Straight Male, I MUST make the following statement.......
matcom
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Sun Aug-31-03 06:47 PM
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as a Straight Male, I MUST make the following statement....... |
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Tiger Woods is completely "RIPPED LIKE JESUS!"
just watched him play 18 at the TPC Boston and let me tell you... THAT is a 'physical specimen' if I ever saw one!
Mrs Matcom has already let me know that if Tiger were to hit on her, i would have NO CHANCE!
and you know what????
i couldn't blame her a bit.
TV don't do his physique justice folks. there is a TON of work behind that powerful swing. a friggen TON!
-oh my straight stars! :D
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Sun Aug-31-03 06:50 PM
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If there's a big chubby under your desk as you type that you might not be a straight male. :evilgrin:
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Sun Aug-31-03 06:51 PM
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Edited on Sun Aug-31-03 06:52 PM by WindRavenX
Good one NSMAM. As a chick, I don't find Woods to be attractive though. Halle Berry though...:9
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Sun Aug-31-03 07:01 PM
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just a profound respect for the athlete :D
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Sun Aug-31-03 06:55 PM
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3. I need directions to your house for tomorrow |
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Sun Aug-31-03 06:59 PM
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If your biceps are showing, let us all know if his nipples get hard :D
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Sun Aug-31-03 07:00 PM
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Sun Aug-31-03 07:59 PM
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for those of you who have never seen Tiger in person the man has no body fat and a barbie like 28 inch waist line with impossibly cartoonish shoulders.
he generates more efficient power in his golf swing than any human I have ever seen. His quest for 20 professional majors is merely between the man and his lower back. Are you going monday Matcom?
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Sun Aug-31-03 08:39 PM
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having Will Pitt out for dinner
but BRAVO on your analysis. this was my first time seeing him in person and i am in complete AWE!
:thumbsup:
it it the perfect golf swing. the perfect athlete (IMHO)
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Sun Aug-31-03 08:19 PM
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8. Maybe Tiger would rather hit on Mr. Matcom |
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Would Mrs. Matcom watch or join in?
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Sun Aug-31-03 08:38 PM
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now you know what showers are all about
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Sun Aug-31-03 08:56 PM
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11. Oh My Gay Stars! --- You're JUST NOW Noticing?? |
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You really are straight, aren't you? (Shit!) Oh well... a guy can dream can't he? ;-)
-- Allen
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Sun Aug-31-03 09:06 PM
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12. I never looked past the smile. |
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He has a great smile. He's way too young for me, so it's better if I just stop at the smile.
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