Which peripheral Simpsons character said it?

[Beware the Beast Man]

"Gimbels is gone, Marge, long gone. You're Gimbels."


The first person to answer correctly gets to add their own!

[BigMcLargehuge]

1. Skinner's Mom

Here's mine:

... I''ve learned to be more judgemental.

[dr.strangelove]

2. Lisa isn't really a peripheral character

She says it when she is going to Bible Camp.

[BigMcLargehuge]

6. That was a Maude Flander's quote

she's peripheral...

When Ned killer her Ficus tree and Bart though Ned had killed her (A mur-diddly-urdler) and she appears at the end. When asked where Maude is, Ned responds, "She's been at a bible retreat" and Maude finishes "I was learning to be more judgemental."

[Surf Cowboy]

3. Was it Agnes Skinner or Mrs. Lovejoy?

BTW, that's one of the best episodes ever--"So sorry. Forgivaness, prease."

[ellie]

5. That was a good one

Fat Tony (to Marge): My wife she asks me, 'Where are the pretzel monies? When are you going to get the pretezel monies?'

[Surf Cowboy]

7. Here's one

"Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."

[C_eh_N_eh_D_eh]

9. Lionel Hutz.

"If I don't make it, promise me you won't sleep with my wife."
"I promise nothing."

[CanuckAmok]

20. Apu and Sanji.

"A quarter?! Yar, he'll go on for hours!"

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

10. I don't know but it HAS to be Burns. (nt)

[Surf Cowboy]

4. We're the Gin in your Martini

The Clam in your Linguine,

[Surf Cowboy]

8. And another

"Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!"

[Magrittes Pipe]

11. Troy McClure

[Magrittes Pipe]

12. The madam of that brothel.

You know, the one that puts the "spring" in Springfield.

[Richardo]

13. Skinner's mom

in the pretzel episode.

[Beware the Beast Man]

14. "Okay, everybody tuck your pants into your socks!"

[underpants]

15. Moe

when the rats appear

"Yeah I almost got tenure too"

[Surf Cowboy]

16. Gotta love it...

"Here's to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life's problems."

[Surf Cowboy]

17. Dear Mr. President,

There are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot.

[Surf Cowboy]

18. Hi,

My name's Moe. Or as the ladies like to refer to me, 'hey you in the bushes'

[Surf Cowboy]

19. How is education

supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?

[CanuckAmok]

21. "It was people! People soiled our green!"

Best. Line. Ever.

[underpants]

22. Marge: You were DRUNK!

Homer: And how!!!

[Surf Cowboy]

23. Yeah, we know who said what, so I'm just posting funny quotes, now

Barney: Hello, my name is Barney Gumble, and I'm an alcoholic.
Lisa: Mr Gumble, this is a girl scouts meeting.
Barney: Is it, or is it you girls can't admit that you have a problem?

[underpants]

24. Those cookies must be TWELVE STEPS AWAY!!

Nothing is worth twelve steps

(cut to Homer having been thrown outside into the bushes)

[Surf Cowboy]

25. Guess this one:

Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.

[myrna minx]

26. Ralph Wiggums.

My mouth tastes like burning.