A DUer, a moderate, and a freeper all die and meet St. Peter at the gate.

[NightTrain]

St. Peter says, "You each must answer a question before you may enter the Kingdom of Heaven," and asks the moderate, "What is the worst man-made disaster of the last century?"

Pausing, the moderate replies, "I'd have to say the 9/11 attacks on New York and Washington."

St. Peter nods approvingly and lets the moderate in. Next, he asks the DUer, "How many people were killed on 9/11?"

"About 3,000 total," says the DUer. St. Peter nods approvingly and lets the DUer in.

Then he turns to the freeper. "Name them."