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Screaming Lord Byron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-25-04 08:06 AM Original message |
Over-elaborate coffee requests - A rant. |
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Spinzonner (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-25-04 08:09 AM Response to Original message |
1. I think they're frustrated wine snobs |
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eyesroll (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-25-04 08:12 AM Response to Reply #1 |
7. Hey, now... |
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Spinzonner (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-25-04 08:17 AM Response to Reply #7 |
12. I said frustrated |
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eyesroll (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-25-04 08:22 AM Response to Reply #12 |
15. Well, OK. |
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Bunny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-25-04 10:57 AM Response to Reply #7 |
44. I'll pour you a glass of wine with soy milk and chocolate sprinkles! |
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eyesroll (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-25-04 11:16 AM Response to Reply #44 |
56. Woo hoo! |
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TrogL (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-25-04 11:21 AM Response to Reply #7 |
58. Have you tried wine with chocolate sprinkles? |
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eyesroll (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-25-04 08:09 AM Response to Original message |
2. Blame Starbucks. |
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Screaming Lord Byron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-25-04 08:11 AM Response to Reply #2 |
5. Former Starbucks employee here. Ask me anything! |
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eyesroll (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-25-04 08:13 AM Response to Reply #5 |
8. Well, I have heard Starbucks does pay/treat its employees well.. |
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Screaming Lord Byron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-25-04 08:14 AM Response to Reply #8 |
10. It's The Emperor's New Coffee. |
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eyesroll (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-25-04 08:15 AM Response to Reply #10 |
11. Oh, criminy. |
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Screaming Lord Byron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-25-04 08:22 AM Response to Reply #11 |
16. At Starbucks School they make you learn the 'myth of the Siren' |
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eyesroll (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-25-04 08:32 AM Response to Reply #16 |
21. Is it the standard Greek myth, or is it specific Starbucks lore? |
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Screaming Lord Byron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-25-04 08:33 AM Response to Reply #21 |
22. Oh, no. I think they made it up. |
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fudge stripe cookays (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-25-04 08:59 AM Response to Reply #10 |
30. Bwa ha. Funny Kenny G story.... |
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miss_kitty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-25-04 11:15 AM Response to Reply #30 |
54. Sorry Seattle has foisted much bad upon the world |
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tigereye (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-25-04 09:36 AM Response to Reply #10 |
37. Oi, I have a whole new level of respect for you now, Byron |
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Screaming Lord Byron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-25-04 10:01 AM Response to Reply #37 |
40. They really think of themselves as a Coffee Church. |
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tigereye (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-25-04 10:07 AM Response to Reply #40 |
41. that's creepy |
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BigMcLargehuge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-25-04 08:23 AM Response to Reply #8 |
17. glad I am not the only one who notices the burnt taste |
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YellowRubberDuckie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-25-04 08:56 AM Response to Reply #17 |
29. I usually get hot tea or iced tea.... |
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Spinzonner (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-25-04 08:20 AM Response to Reply #2 |
14. I think they ought to have corporal punishment for misordering |
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eyesroll (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-25-04 08:23 AM Response to Reply #14 |
18. There we go... |
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Spinzonner (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-25-04 08:27 AM Response to Reply #18 |
19. I was thinking more in the line of whipping |
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eyesroll (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-25-04 08:28 AM Response to Reply #19 |
20. Ahh... |
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Spinzonner (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-25-04 08:34 AM Response to Reply #20 |
23. You really need to say that |
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tigereye (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-25-04 09:38 AM Response to Reply #18 |
38. LOL |
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mondo joe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-25-04 11:18 AM Response to Reply #14 |
57. There are so many ways a barista can provide punishment |
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mike_c (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-25-04 08:09 AM Response to Original message |
3. six-shot latte with two percent milk.... |
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Screaming Lord Byron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-25-04 08:11 AM Response to Reply #3 |
4. six-shot? OMG. |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-25-04 08:12 AM Response to Original message |
6. Some people are just twits. |
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Misunderestimator (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-25-04 08:13 AM Response to Original message |
9. I'd like a Triple Venti Soy Latte, No Foam, please |
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htuttle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-25-04 08:19 AM Response to Original message |
13. There's really only two kinds of coffee -- leaded and unleaded |
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Bronco69 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-25-04 08:48 AM Response to Reply #13 |
26. Yep! |
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salvorhardin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-25-04 08:45 AM Response to Original message |
24. Speaking of coffee... |
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pansypoo53219 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-25-04 08:45 AM Response to Original message |
25. i refuse to BUY coffee |
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Moonbeam_Starlight (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-25-04 08:51 AM Response to Original message |
27. I don't go to Starbucks |
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eyesroll (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-25-04 09:13 AM Response to Reply #27 |
36. They're also piloting travel mugs |
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ET Awful (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-25-04 08:55 AM Response to Original message |
28. Even worse is the lousy, rotten SOB who goes to the drive-through |
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tg (80 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-25-04 09:00 AM Response to Original message |
31. In defense of half-caf |
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Screaming Lord Byron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-25-04 09:05 AM Response to Reply #31 |
32. See, this was at 6.45 this morning. |
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rucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-25-04 09:06 AM Response to Original message |
33. I'm the guy who orders the quadruple shot venti americano |
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Screaming Lord Byron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-25-04 09:10 AM Response to Reply #33 |
35. If I said no, would you believe me? |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-25-04 09:07 AM Response to Original message |
34. I don't even go into places that serve that stuff anymore. |
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The empressof all (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-25-04 09:59 AM Response to Original message |
39. Another Coffee Snob with recommendations |
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flamingyouth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-25-04 10:40 AM Response to Original message |
42. Been to Seattle lately? |
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Screaming Lord Byron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-25-04 10:46 AM Response to Reply #42 |
43. Vancouver's as bad. We had the fifth Starbucks. |
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flamingyouth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-25-04 11:36 AM Response to Reply #43 |
61. There were three briefly within one block |
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Missy Vixen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-25-04 11:12 AM Response to Reply #42 |
51. Oh, boy |
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flamingyouth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-25-04 11:36 AM Response to Reply #51 |
62. I am a tea drinker, myself |
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Screaming Lord Byron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-25-04 11:46 AM Response to Reply #62 |
64. I'm a tea drinker myself. |
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mondo joe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-25-04 11:14 AM Response to Reply #42 |
53. In Seattle Winters, Coffee is Liquid Suicide Inhibitor |
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flamingyouth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-25-04 11:37 AM Response to Reply #53 |
63. LOL - I remember that one |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-25-04 10:59 AM Response to Original message |
45. I had a quad shot venti Americano once |
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slinkerwink (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-25-04 11:00 AM Response to Original message |
46. *sniff* but....I LOVE chai tea... |
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Screaming Lord Byron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-25-04 11:03 AM Response to Reply #46 |
47. I always misorder and end up with a man in jammies beating me up. |
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Screaming Lord Byron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-25-04 11:22 AM Response to Reply #47 |
59. Damnit, my one funny joke of the week. |
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mondo joe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-25-04 11:04 AM Response to Original message |
48. I won't order for my co-workers when I buy my own |
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miss_kitty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-25-04 11:22 AM Response to Reply #48 |
60. i was a barista in Olympia in the 70's |
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cmf (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-25-04 11:06 AM Response to Original message |
49. People are so freaking picky. |
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miss_kitty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-25-04 11:07 AM Response to Original message |
50. no foam latte? |
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Missy Vixen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-25-04 11:15 AM Response to Reply #50 |
55. Have you ever seen Lewis Black's standup? |
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mondo joe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-25-04 11:13 AM Response to Original message |
52. Worse than overly elaborate orders: I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO ORDER |
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LastKnight (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-25-04 11:59 AM Response to Original message |
65. coffee, black. thats all... |
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Shakespeare (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-25-04 12:30 PM Response to Original message |
66. About that goddamned foam.... |
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sus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-25-04 12:38 PM Response to Original message |
67. why are they putting foam on a latte?? |
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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-25-04 12:45 PM Response to Original message |
68. Bah! You wouldn't know a Yergachef if it bit you in the ascii files. |
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CarolynEC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-25-04 03:04 PM Response to Original message |
69. Picky? You don't know from picky... |
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chimpy the poopthrower (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-25-04 03:18 PM Response to Original message |
70. I see your point. But there are coffee snobs that go the other way too. |
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