the Paranoia Thread : Post here at your own risk
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the Paranoia Thread : Post here at your own risk
Don't you think it's a little strange that this thread was started TODAY, if you know what I mean.
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I know what you mean. September 3, 2004. Just look at all the "coincidences". **looking over shoulder** :tinfoilhat:
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Fri Sep-03-04 02:05 PM
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No need to play innocent with me, mrboba1, I know you know what I know.
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Fri Sep-03-04 02:06 PM
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5. I know you know I know what you know.
That's how I know you know I know what you know I know.
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Fri Sep-03-04 02:09 PM
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11. that word looks really weird that many times in a sentence
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Fri Sep-03-04 02:18 PM
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24. why are you asking me if I know when you KNOW that I know?
I am onto your sick, psychological ways.
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Fri Sep-03-04 02:33 PM
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I didn't ask you anything.................... :scared:
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Fri Sep-03-04 02:05 PM
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2. Sus, you shouldn't have worn THAT today.
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Fri Sep-03-04 02:06 PM
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4. Well, Ted (if that's you're REAL name..)
I can't say WHY I wore this today for obvious reasons. But it's big. Bigger than ALL of us. Real big. Huge. Enormously big and huge. And it's gaining on us.
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Fri Sep-03-04 02:08 PM
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Fri Sep-03-04 02:08 PM
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9. (makes inaudible cellphone call)
Great. Just stay right there, Sus. I'll be right back.
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Fri Sep-03-04 02:13 PM
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15. OHMYGOD I'VE BEEN BREACHED! MAYDAY! MAYDAY!
Ack. Thud. Ted killed me! That bastard!
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Fri Sep-03-04 02:14 PM
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WHAT DOES HE KNOW!??!? *huddled & crying in corner*
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Fri Sep-03-04 02:14 PM
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Bob sees all. (skaeP niwT ni frawd ypreec eht ekil sdrawkcab gniklat strats)
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Fri Sep-03-04 02:21 PM
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25. How did you know my name?
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Fri Sep-03-04 02:22 PM
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29. It's all in the code, Bob.
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Fri Sep-03-04 02:25 PM
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!liaverp lliw I !edoc ruoy nekorb evah I
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Fri Sep-03-04 02:27 PM
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37. !elbakaerbnu si edoc sihT. !esnesnoN
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Fri Sep-03-04 02:32 PM
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43. aaargh! I thought I had it!
Did you open my drink? :scared:
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Fri Sep-03-04 02:22 PM
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28. Subliminal messages! They said this would happen.
These are just subliminal messages designed to confuse me, I must resist.
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Fri Sep-03-04 02:24 PM
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33. sus,elituf si ecnatsiser
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Fri Sep-03-04 02:26 PM
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36. BeeGees, album 2, track 9. Got it.
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Fri Sep-03-04 02:28 PM
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38. The red calf volleys under the pink moon.
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Fri Sep-03-04 02:32 PM
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42. I wouldn't be saying that too loudly if I were you.
you know why, don't you....
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10. . . . The Illuminati want you to think that. . .
. . . while they quietly take over in an entirely different fashion. FNORD!
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Fri Sep-03-04 02:05 PM
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3. *whispers* what was that!
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Fri Sep-03-04 02:07 PM
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6. I feel like the cat in your avatar is watching me
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Fri Sep-03-04 02:13 PM
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16. I feel like your woman avatar
won't look me in the eyes!
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Fri Sep-03-04 02:15 PM
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21. I really think that Kerry & Clinton in your avatar are staring at me
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Fri Sep-03-04 02:22 PM
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27. Where did you come from?
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Fri Sep-03-04 02:25 PM
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34. you don't want to know, son....
you. don't. want. to. know.... :scared:
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Fri Sep-03-04 02:18 PM
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23. Don't try to look in Jane Austen's eyes
Don't you know what will happen? :scared:
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Fri Sep-03-04 02:38 PM
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Fri Sep-03-04 02:07 PM
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7. Oh shit! I haven't bought a copy of "Catcher in the Rye" today!
I need to go do that! OH NO! The beer bottle on my doorknob is moving! PATRICK STEWART IS COMING TO KILL ME!!!!!!!!
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Fri Sep-03-04 02:09 PM
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Fri Sep-03-04 02:10 PM
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but DON'T SAY!!!! ssssssshhhhhhh!
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Fri Sep-03-04 02:12 PM
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14. i KNOW you all are staring at my ass!
i just know it STOP IT!!!!!!!!
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Fri Sep-03-04 02:14 PM
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18. okay NOW you're just being silly
Paranoia is nothing to be mocked. This is serious business, buddy. And if you don't "GET" that, then you are obviously one of THEM.
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Fri Sep-03-04 02:13 PM
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17. I know that sus is out to get me
I heard she's posting about me behind my back - that evil wench :mad:
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Fri Sep-03-04 02:16 PM
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22. I need to move back a little from the computer monitor right now
and I suggest everyone else does too right now, because it's huge and it's neurophysiological effects irreversible. (RIGHT NOW.)
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Fri Sep-03-04 02:23 PM
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.hguone kciuq ti edam I kniht t'nod I
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Fri Sep-03-04 02:21 PM
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26. People here are only nice to me because...
they think that NSMA will hurt them if they're not... :bounce:
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Fri Sep-03-04 02:24 PM
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32. If you resist, it will only hurt more. I mean, uh, that's what I heard. I
I wouldn't know about these things. Really.
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Fri Sep-03-04 02:59 PM
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70. I thought it was because they wanted some action on NSMA's car hood
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Fri Sep-03-04 05:07 PM
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78. You LOVE that picture, don't you?
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Fri Sep-03-04 02:23 PM
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30. who are these web"masters" and what are they masters of, the UNIVERSE???!!
that's what I want to know it's got to be the universe nothing is as huge and big as the universe so if they are mastering the universe, then we click on their websites, then what are we???????
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Fri Sep-03-04 02:38 PM
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47. Now you're just being goofy.
What does He-Man have to do with this? Waaaiiiit: Ahnold=He-Man... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii......
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Fri Sep-03-04 02:28 PM
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39. What was that clicking noise?!?!?!
Aiiiiiggghhh!!!! :scared:
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Fri Sep-03-04 02:30 PM
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40. Did you hear that? There they go again... I heard them mention your name.
Did you hear them that time??
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Fri Sep-03-04 02:39 PM
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50. They? They who?? Them?!?!?!
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Fri Sep-03-04 02:41 PM
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51. I can't tell you. I've been warned about you...
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Fri Sep-03-04 02:42 PM
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53. Lies!!!! All lies!!!!!!
Unless they are telling you how wonderful I am. That's all true. Whoa, that lightning bolt was CLOSE!!!! Whew!
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Fri Sep-03-04 02:42 PM
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54. ssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...they're listening...
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Fri Sep-03-04 02:43 PM
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56. My desk lamp has turned towards me....
...I think it's straining to hear me better.
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Fri Sep-03-04 02:41 PM
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52. clicky -clicky-click-click
GOPiE-GOPiE- clicky-click
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Fri Sep-03-04 02:30 PM
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41. I had to leave my desk...
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Fri Sep-03-04 02:34 PM
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45. you'll never find out because I've sanded off my fingerprints.
uhh..I mean. IT WAS TED! I SAW HIM!
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Fri Sep-03-04 02:36 PM
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46. I knew it! You can never trust someone
whose name is the same spelled frontwards as backwards! sus/sus! I'm on to you!!!
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Fri Sep-03-04 02:38 PM
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48. hmm.. I knew you'd say that. the idea is to impose blandness.
more economical to surveil.
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Fri Sep-03-04 02:44 PM
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57. did you notice that SLB has disappeared?
Where did he go? Did this 'Ted' get him?
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Fri Sep-03-04 02:46 PM
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59. Why aren't you answering?!
Is anyone here?!? :scared:
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Fri Sep-03-04 02:48 PM
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62. Somebody must have stuck a chip in his brain to keep him away
when YOU'RE here. and you knew that. the question is, why are pretending NOT to know that? I WILL figure out your angle..and when I do. Well..I can't TELL you what's going to happen. but it will be BIG.
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Fri Sep-03-04 02:51 PM
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64. Well, I drank my drink. Then I had to pee.
And it was yellow - what have you done to me!?!?
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55. No! It's perfectly normal...
and no matter what the encrypted files on my computer say, that's really what I think. I believe everything the media says. I'm a good citizen... really I am!
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Fri Sep-03-04 02:45 PM
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58. sounds like you have reverse paranoia.
You're convinced that you're out to get everyone. I knew you were there just watching...and waiting.
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Fri Sep-03-04 02:47 PM
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60. I knew you were coming.
You follow me everywhere...
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61. *knock, knock* OMIGOD!!! They're coming to get us!!! Hide under the bed!!!
Oh, it's just the maid. </Wolf Blitzer and Bernie Shaw at their hotel in Baghdad, 1991>
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Fri Sep-03-04 02:49 PM
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63. They told me you would invoke Blitzer and Bernie.
DON'T YOU SEE YOU'RE JUST PLAYING INTO THEIR TINY GREEN HANDS??!!!
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Fri Sep-03-04 02:57 PM
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67. SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE, DON'T YOU GET IT?!?!?
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Fri Sep-03-04 02:54 PM
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65. Now I couldn't get in to this site!
What happened here while I was gone? I knew that Skinner was up to no good...
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Fri Sep-03-04 02:54 PM
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66. The DU fundraiser was just a ruse to get our credit card numbers.
Skinner's gonna be in the Bahamas tomorrow. They suck us in with grand promises of this "star" they keep talking about. Well I'm here to tell ya...I'm sitting here with Kathleen Turner and this was NOT part of the deal. I have to go de-program her now.
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Fri Sep-03-04 02:58 PM
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but I know you'll be on the #4 bus. So I'm taking the #6. Or maybe I'm saying I'm taking the number 6 so you'll get on the 6 so I'll take the 4. All I'm saying is --- Don't take the 13.....
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Fri Sep-03-04 02:58 PM
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69. I have to confess, I found out that SUS is really Patriot Act spy
I just know she is. She's keeping records of everything we post here at DU. I determined this was true when I noticed that picture of John Ashcroft she has hanging in her home.
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Fri Sep-03-04 03:13 PM
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71. That wasn't my home, you fool! It was the A&P!
I'm just a poor girl from Pennsylvania who wanted to start a thread. Nothing special about that. but YOU seem to think there's something special about that. I wonder why...
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Fri Sep-03-04 03:24 PM
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72. Then why do you follow me around everywhere
why do your cats act all bizarre when I visit there? My cats don't act like that; they're all friendly and stuff - but your cats are secretly plotting something and I'm close to proving it too
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Fri Sep-03-04 03:24 PM
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74. Why are you conducting this campaign of distraction????
can't you see we are being watched??! Is it because you hooked up a webcam and broadcast yourself and matcom having hot dirty erotic sex with Bill Gates? Or is it some twisted, cryptic, insidious plot never to be uncovered? We may never know.
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Fri Sep-03-04 03:39 PM
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75. my GOD. i've just realized who al hedges is.
and that water stain on my ceiling PROVES it.
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Fri Sep-03-04 04:22 PM
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77. If you tell me do you really have to kill me?
I worry about it. I really do... Laura
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Fri Sep-03-04 05:37 PM
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Edited on Fri Sep-03-04 05:38 PM by jukes
it's *dark* in here, wd you put on the light...? :scared:
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But THEY are out to get me. In fact, I saw a black helicopter circling my home. That is not to mention the drones that have been seen over the mountain.
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