Death by design: What age? What circumstances?

[prolesunited]

Bonus points for what your tombstone or obituary will say.

[ret5hd]

1. i just want to die like my grandpa...

sleeping peacefully...

unlike everyone else in the car, all screaming and yelling and stuff.

[Fenris]

2. HA! I never tire of that.

:D:thumbsup:

[flamingyouth]

3. "I'll leave you with the immortal last words of my grandfather...

....a truck!" - Emo Philips

[ret5hd]

4. oh, you have me and my wife cracking up...

:-) :-)

[Misinformed01]

5. How come you never answer your own questions?

:)

[Blue-Jay]

7. An old prof of mine used to say:

If you listen carefully enough, the answer resides inside the question.


I never did know the the hell that silly old bastard was talking about.

[prolesunited]

9. Hey, didn't expect you to pop up

No gig tonight?

[Blue-Jay]

13. Yeah. Leaving in about a half hour.

We're still set up from last night.

[Misinformed01]

10. I'm not that enlightened-

Still curious why Proles never answers her own questions :)

[prolesunited]

17. Hey, did you see the one the other day?

Most embarrassing reason for going to the doctor. Gold.

:D

[JanMichael]

23. Yep!

It was hilarious (I think I am typing under Michael's name...he is downstairs)!

[Big Kahuna]

6. I told you I was sick!!!

[Endangered Specie]

8. One of my distant relatives died making love. (heart attack)

I want to go like him :)

[prolesunited]

11. Cool for you

but don't you think it would kind of suck for your partner?

[Endangered Specie]

14. Hopefully, she will be so 'occupied' and 'happy', she wont notice...

and besides, men act like they are dead after sex ;)

[prolesunited]

24. Well, eventually she'll notice

Just hope you leave her with a smile on her face before you go.

[Mz Pip]

12. I'll settle

for quickly, painlessly and very very old. My last words will not be "A truck!"

MzPip
:dem:

[Blue-Jay]

15. "Hey Y'all! Watch THIS!"

Probably going to be my last words.

[flamingyouth]

20. Weren't those Terry Kath's last words?

The guy from Chicago? Seriously, I think so.

[Tom_Foolery]

16. My last words will be "Damn it!! There's no toilet paper!" n/t

[prolesunited]

18. You plan on dying on the toilet

like Elvis?

[Tom_Foolery]

19. My wife says that's where I stay anyway...

It'll become a family legend.

[DS1]

21. I'm going to be the first suicide bomber in space

It's okay, you won't hear a thing :evilgrin:

[Berserker]

22. My father

always told me my great grandfather died in a fist fight in a whore house at the age of 91. I want to go the same way.:evilgrin:

[Ellen Forradalom]

25. Like my father

at home, in no pain, with loved ones. Preferably at a ripe old age.

No tombstone for me. I want my ashes scattered on Lake Michigan, joining my father and brother. No need for a landmark for my tiny life.

It'll be enough if the obituary says I was a lot of fun and loved by many.

[northzax]

26. well, two options

either as an early victim in an all comsuming plague, or being eaten by ferrets. I can't decide.

bonus points if they name the disease after me.

[UrbScotty]

27. 95, in peace

ih8thegop, the nth President of the United States - considered one of the most dynamic Americans of the 21st Century - has died. He was 95.

"He was liberal in policy and personality," said Jane Doe, who served as the first female Vice President of the United States under ih8thegop and succeeded him to become the first female President. "His liberal policies improved the lives of millions of Americans and still more throughout the world, and his liberal personality just made everybody next to him feel important."

[fortyfeetunder]

28. Wanna die like a salmon!

Have sex, then die. Not sure how my spouse would like that!

[Nightowl_2004]

29. If You Don't Know What Age you'll die at, Here is a hint...

http:///www.deathclock.com

Apparently, I am going to meet my maker on May 6, 2082! Wow! 94 Years Old! Good to know I have got a little time...

[rasputin1952]

30. Tombstone:

Get off the grass asshole!