Judge resigns amid masturbation furore

[The Straight Story]

Judge resigns amid masturbation furore

Oklahoma City - An Oklahoma judge facing removal over charges that he masturbated and used a device for enhancing erections under his robes during trials said on Wednesday that he would retire from the bench.

Creek County District Judge Donald Thompson, 57, wrote to Oklahoma Governor Brad Henry resigning effective September 1, a move that will allow him to retire with a full pension.

A former state representative and a judge for 22 years, Thompson was accused by state attorney General Drew Edmondson of using a "penis pump" to enhance erections during trials and exposing himself to a court reporter several times while masturbating on the bench.

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http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=22&art_id=qw1092889266433B241

[MrScorpio]

1. I was kind hoping that he'd get off

But it looks like that he was in too much of a jam

[Mikimouse]

3. Snarf...snicker...choke, choke...Bwahahahahahahahahaha...

Hoping...he...would...get...off...hahahahahahahahahahahaha...Locking-Sex thread!

[Selwynn]

9. <laugh>

[xultar]

2. Master @ Multi-tasking. Must be a Rethug! n/t

[JackDragna]

4. How many times does this story have to surface here?

Dear God..this story is passed around more than Courtney Love.

[LibertyorDeath]

5. I've heard of banging the Gavel but this is outrageous!

[TlalocW]

6. This is the kind of people you attract

When your whole job allows you to walk around in your robe all day.

TlalocW

[LoZoccolo]

7. The Smoking Gun has the details.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0624041pump1.html

[Mojambo]

8. Whole new meaning to the words Penal Code. n/t