Check out that fine ass.
Sorry, I needed a distraction from slaving away at my AP US History notes.
:argh: :argh:
Some random excerpts from my notes:
V. Shays's Rebellion
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Unfortunately, the Federal government was too late and Shays' land had ceded from the Union, calling his new nation "The Principality Formerly Known as Massachussetts". To this day, relations between the U.S. and "Þ" are strained and filled with tension.
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3. Creating the Executive Branch
a. The Cabinet
All-star Cabinet:
SecState Thomas "Jungle Fever" Jefferson; SecWar Henry "Fort" Knox; SecTreas Alexander "Money" Hamilton; Attorney General Edmund "Who's that?" Randolph
D. FYI - George Washington
Had a girly fear of covered bridges; shot the family dog, Arthur; was "Father" of the country despite fathering no children. (Source:
http://rowboatvets.com/)
D. FYI - John Adams
- Named son (John Quincy Adams) after his farm. Creepy...... (this one is actually true!)
- Was in fact madly in love with Thomas Jefferson. A series of manuscripts for a romance novel titled "The Executor" was found recently among his belongings. It featured two characters named "Adam Johnson" and "Jefferey Thompson" who found themselves in several bizarre S&M situations.
- Had a tremendous nose. (according to caricature)
(Yes, all twelves pages of my notes that I have done so far are this riddled with utter bullshit... sue me)