Hey: SBP - wanna play with some tinker toys? I'll let you

[JimmyJazz]

sit in the red fire engine this time! I promise!



Oh and I almost forgot:

:loveya:

[short bus president]

1. Oh, HELL YEAH!

But, hey babe - why're you holdin' out on me? I KNOW you've got an Erector set back there, somewhere... :P

:loveya:

^ backatcha

[JimmyJazz]

2. I thought you were going to bring the erector set? Did I miss something?

:loveya: more...

[short bus president]

5. Aw, DAMMIT! I got things screwed all up.

I thought YOU brought the erector set and I brought the whiffleball bat. And who the hell brought the Twister mat? We don't even have the spinny-thing, or NEARLY enough vegetable oil...

:P :loveya:

^smiley-speak for "I lick your floaty hearts!"

[JimmyJazz]

7. Thank you for licking my floaty hearts! It has been a while for

them. And, who needs a spinny thing when we have :loveya: ?

Left hand on red (star) right hand on yellow (thong)...

[short bus president]

11. Left hand on purple

(headed warri... <barelyselfcensored>), right hand on black (riding crop)?

:P

[JimmyJazz]

12. There's no purple or black in Twister: just

red, blue, yellow and green!

[short bus president]

13. So you HAD to go and leave me the crappy,

"NON-CONNOTATIONABLE" colors! :mad:

OK, then... left hand on blue (b*lls), right hand on green (... WTF is green and comes with some sort of bizarre sexual connotation? And DON'T EVEN say "discharge," because EWWWWWW!).

:P

[JimmyJazz]

14. ew ew ew ew ew - Btw - in this scenario - we still have two

right feet and two left feet to place on the *ahem* twister mat...

[short bus president]

15. Which is all fine and well, but

you have to tell me first... pumps? Boots? Some kinda black leather tie-em-up strappy thing that wraps around yer calf several times and ties halfway up yer shin? I mean, I need to know for, um, logistical purposes.

:9

Oops - almost forgot to lick yer floaty hearts: :P :loveya:

;-)

[JimmyJazz]

16. Shit! I keep forgetting the floaty hearts, too.

Sorry, love :loveya:

As for the shoes, I can wear some pumps that will poke holes in the twister mat if that's what will do it for you! Hey, if you don't mind ruining the game board, who am I to complain?

[short bus president]

17. You don't even BEGIN to know

the fun we could have with a shredded twister board. And I don't even BEGIN to know what in the hell that means, other than that I wanted to say something that would seem somehow dirty, and by emphasizing the "BEGIN" like that, thought maybe I could achieve the right dramatic reading to take yer mind off the fact that the content of the sentence was meaningless. So sue me. :P

[JimmyJazz]

18. you forgot the licking of the floaty hearts

:loveya:

[short bus president]

19. Yus.

:9 (*)

;-)

<ducking>

[Liberal Veteran]

3. Locking

This topic needs to be the Tinker Toys forum.....

:)

[JimmyJazz]

6. you almost had me with that one! I thought you were serious!

wanna play, too?

[Gothic Sponge]

4. I miss tinker toys!

[JimmyJazz]

8. Oh no - here come the threesome jokes!

:P

[warrens]

9. What jokes

This is SERIOUS

[JimmyJazz]

10. Oh, so you know SBP?