I've been pooping in the potty with 98% accuracy

[Dookus]

for almost 40 years! Where's my ice cream?!

[Bunny]

1. Dare we ask about the other 2%?

:scared:

[Hello_Kitty]

8. Yeah, you might want to strive for better accuracy in that area

I'm just sayin' :shrug:

[XanaDUer]

2. Here ya go

<insert ice cream emoticon here>

[neohippie]

3. I don't think I want to see the exit polls on this one

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

4. I bet Dookus does not want to see entrance polls either!

[-..__...]

5. Spray, mush or solid?

makes a difference ya'know.

[Cobalt Violet]

6. That's a lot of misses!

:freak:

[-..__...]

11. Maybe he should try aiming for the bath tub?

I don't care how shit faced or stupefied a person is. Even Ray Charles on Tequila and mushrooms couldn't miss that target.

Just remove the tub drain and run the shower for a few minutes afterwards.

[medeak]

7. don't want to go there today ... ate bad mexican food

no accuracy whatsoever

[Pithlet]

9. Awwww. Who's our widdo Dookus?

You are!

[HysteryDiagnosis]

10. Potted poop potentiates prodigious pot production. (manure of course,

don't you to get ill)

[nine30]

12. Look down and you have your answer n/t

[Jose Diablo]

13. Yes, but have you learned

to lower the seat when done?

[Dookus]

14. after I poop

the seat is ALREADY down.

[Maestro]

15. Congrats! Now work on your flatulence problem

[Dookus]

16. it's not a problem to ME

smell like roses, they do.

[Maestro]

17. Liar, Liar

Pants on Fire!

[Dookus]

18. any unpleasant smell

you detect is the dog farts.

I learned how to fart from the Queen of England, who makes only lightly-scented, lavendar poofs.

[WoodrowFan]

21. then your dog

needs to see a vet, cause it smells like he's eating WAYYY to much Mexican food!

[-..__...]

19. The smell of the shit is strong in this one.

Aim for the bowl you must try, or fall to the darkside of the soiled you will.

[Wapsie B]

20. Can you wipe too?

:evilgrin: