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Liberal Veteran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 06:04 PM
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God hates shags.
Edited on Sun Jan-09-05 06:05 PM by Liberal Veteran


Carpetitus 12:2, "And whosoever shall owneth a rug or a carpet shall not allow the fibers to exceed the length of the tip of ones fingers, for the Lord spaketh that this is an abomination before him and he shall curse the owner with unattrative furniture and bad lighting and window treatments of colors to cause nausea to its keeper."
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 06:05 PM
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1. God expecially hates orange shags
They are the most vile of those abominations. :-)
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Liberal Veteran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 06:07 PM
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When I bought my house it was wall to wall bright red shag...
....it took me all of one week to remove that abomination from my house.
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djeseru Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 06:06 PM
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2. What were those "fashionable" colors of the 70's?
Avacado, goldenrod and tangerine - together, in the same scheme? :scared:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 06:07 PM
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3. YUCK! Looks like a rootbeer float...
:puke:
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FizzFuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 06:08 PM
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4. Oh NOOO!
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mogster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 06:09 PM
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5. LOL! n/t
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miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 06:17 PM
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6. Second. worst. haircut. evah.


I don't blame God. He should hate mullets too
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Liberal Veteran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 06:22 PM
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7. Wow...shades of Grand Old Opry.
:D
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6000eliot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 06:24 PM
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8. Waht's the Difference
between a shag and a mullet, anyway?
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Liberal Veteran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 06:25 PM
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9. Gender.
:)
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miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 06:26 PM
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10. mullet
no subtle length change
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6000eliot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 06:58 PM
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11. Didn't Mrs. Brady have a shag?
The length change wasn't subtle in her hair.
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miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 07:41 PM
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12. yeah
it was fairly mulletty. remember when the husband guy went all hip with the 'fro?

Farrah Fawcett-the ultimate shag cut
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6000eliot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-09-05 07:46 PM
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13. Remember?
Of course! Was there a better '70s show for awful hairstyles?
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